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Almie Lag

@almielag.bsky.social
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dreamed that I accidentally got bangs
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My every day carry
a bunch of turkey feathers and goose-quills for making pens, an astrolabe, twelve pairs of boots, a dozen purse-nets, three dozen rabbit wires, twelve corkscrews, some ants' nests between two glass plates, ink-bottles of every possible colour from red to violet, darning-needles, a gold medal for being the best scholar at Winchester, four or five recorders, a nest of field mice all alive-o, two skulls, plenty of cut glass, Venetian glass, Bristol glass and a bottle of Mastic varnish, some satsuma china and some cloisonne", the fourteenth edition of the Encyclopaedia Britannica (marred as it was by the sensationalism of the popular plates), two paint-boxes (one oil, one water-colour), three globes of the known geographical world, a few fossils, the stuffed head of a cameleopard, six pismires, some glass retorts with cauldrons, bunsen burners, etc., and a complete set of cigarette cards depicting wild fowl by Peter Scott.
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's insane how much the Kazakh guy at the very beginning of this makes almost every single other contestant look like a schmuck www.youtube.com/live/d9afTkL...
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LIVE | Nomadic Riders Showcase Coin-Picking Skills At World Nomad Games | APT
YouTube video by APT
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found some prototweets in old notebooks
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's an oily machine
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You should get the month before the baby is born off for parental leave as well
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@koboldvintner.bsky.social can you explain the resident's urge to order portable abdomen xr
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Her master's cig
Dog ruby patiently waiting to bum a hand rolled
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
one of my fb friends who makes way more money than me posted a pic where they're cooking frozen green beans on the grill
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Old Man Sycamore
A photo of Old Man Sycamore. He stares grimly out into the street with his bright orange alcohol ravaged noseArtist's rendition of same
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Polite encounter
Dog ruby meets the block captain
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hello. My name is Leaf Muntjac
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Score
Sidewalk potato
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Another day successfully not brushing my teeth with Tylenol Precise Cooling Pain Relieving Cream
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dog Ruby snoozing peacefullyDog Ruby's watchful peeping
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's crazy how little the major duodenal papilla looks like an orifice during an ercp
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Emerson Lincoln Palmer
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
iPad cop
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There's a new British detective show coming out, but get this: he's not just a cop, but something of an intellectual as well
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The bratty unc
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The truth is his impact went far beyond our shores and his singular vision inspired, influenced and impressed upon everywhere dice are thrown to determine the fates of weird, wonderful & often horrible litte creatures just this morning I was looking at some of his Tolkien paintings from the 1970s &
John Blanche’s painting of the battle of five armies
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Incredibly sad news that John Blanche has passed away, for so many of us he was an inspiration, a man who literally shaped the spiky contours of our imaginations when exposed to his work at, probably, far too young an age. I’d say that British gaming would be unrecognisable today without him but…
John blanche’s painting of the skeleton horde marching to war
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
*contemptuously* he will never enter the Ocean of Tenderness
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Floating in the Ocean of Tenderness drinking my smoothie
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The kingdom of Wessex versus the Danelaw, Dál Riata, Pictland and Bernicia
YouGov's map of responses to the question, what is Britain's second city?
Top responses are Ma Chester, Birmingham, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Glasgow, Newcastle
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Radiation hormesis, also known as "radiographer's cope"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you’re a flyers / sixers / giants fan? explain
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Simon @malkydungeon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Mither O the Sea, hersel is summoned in the new Malky Dungeon update!
in a shifting of time and reality a glowing red demonic figure appears from a prehistoric habitationMalcolm is attacked by a boar like figure, the HogboyMalcolm summons a stained glass like targe via the power of the Mither of the Sea
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Remember?
Schmaltzy autogenerated photo app slideshow presents: Mr Bell, the bell-shaped man, presents his void and clapper
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
There’s a vintagey flower shop I pass and they have kooky old timey things in the window except two of these things are an old CRT TV and an NYC payphone & I suspect zoomers run the place and for them a penny farthing and the kind of phone I got yelled at by my ex-girlfriend on are from the same Era
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
the most cursed object in my house? that one's easy: "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven" - milton, paradise lost
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Dr Ian McCormick @wokestudies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a church in North Norfolk."
Richard Brooks photographed the three young Barn Owls looking out of the quatrefoil of a local church one evening in July after staking out the site most evenings over a three week period. Anglia News on 23 February 2010.  http://www.richard-brooks.co.uk/3BarnOwls.html
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Actually quite depressed thinking about the dying US empire lashing out and venting its spleen all throughout the western henisphere
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Pierre 🍉 @speciesbeing.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Grandin corollary: The empire takes out its failures on Latin America.
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Riki Wilchins @rikiwilchins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social [Texas cont] In an additional attempt to suppress LGBTQ+ speech, the policy includes STUDENTS: "no degree-culminating student research within the TTU System will be permitted to center on SOGI topics,” thus extending "Don't Say Gay" to dissertations and theses. 2/2
erininthemorning.com
Texas Tech Issues Ban On Students Writing On LGBTQ+ Topics
The ban applies to theses and dissertations, and is expected to begin going into effect on a rolling basis.
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
*Impishly* now listening 😈
Brian Eno - Thursday Afternoon
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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concept... I challenge you to read this - quite long and in coherent English - article about a Russian far right occult conspiracy group and tell me a single thing they believe, except for some anti semitism conspiracy stuff
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Conceptual Party "Unity" - Wikipedia
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sky of the Universe
YouTube channel Sky of the Universe posts a video—RARE: Vacuum train of the Montreal Metro from the 1960s!..
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Call 1-800-PREGNANT-LAW
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/04/2026
the new postal truck is an extreme example, but the fundamental tradeoff between car exterior aesthetics and outward visibility is a very direct one... the black pill here is that a nonzero (though hard to calculate/estimate) number of Americans have literally died in the name of cars looking cool
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
hey "nice" hat haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is an anabaptist from the Täuferreich von Münster 1534–1535] oh fuck
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Guy Pradel @pradaldi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I have collected a bunch of ex-libris (or bookplates), let me show you some of them. They flourish in the 15th century with the rise of the printing press, to mark ownership of books. Here's one of my fav, you can see that early on they are really personal objects, sometime mysterious or funny.
Bookplate of Hans Igler (Johannes Knabensperg), a hedgehog walking to the left, with a flowering plant in its mouth; a scroll above printed with Gothic lettering 'hanns Igler das dich ein igel ku[e]s'. Woodcut 1470-1480 (circa) 
From the british museum 
https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/P_Franks-German-1786
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
edited tweet by normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like "laws = real" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hello. My name is Gordon G. Doublegrape
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
lol
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Bathing your stupid fucking reply in a cleansing violet flame of pure reiki energy. Go forth now and be healed.
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A Pure Heart @composeyrself.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dark Grandpa Kurt Cobain
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just saw two starlings boning down on the sidewalk
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I started fucking around with learning Arabic script and this shit is almost as bad as cursive Cyrillic
In their short forms, the  letters ب ت ث ن ي are called "toothed letters"
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