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Almie Lag

@almielag.bsky.social
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I should draw more like in the old days
Jack Vance's Chasch
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My advice would be 15 years out of date so probably not unfortunately
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chin strap and mouth tape
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the fuck! I'm so sorry Raye
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Oneironaut
Yours truly strapped in, jacked in, hooked up and ready to snooze
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Say it again for the people in the back 👏 🙌 💯
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The correct relationship to God www.instagram.com/reel/DdJ7mMo...
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dreamed that I flipped my car and got arrested by officer Eric Wareheim
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Overly pushy hairdresser
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The dream barber cut off my moustache too
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dreamed that I accidentally got bangs
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My every day carry
a bunch of turkey feathers and goose-quills for making pens, an astrolabe, twelve pairs of boots, a dozen purse-nets, three dozen rabbit wires, twelve corkscrews, some ants' nests between two glass plates, ink-bottles of every possible colour from red to violet, darning-needles, a gold medal for being the best scholar at Winchester, four or five recorders, a nest of field mice all alive-o, two skulls, plenty of cut glass, Venetian glass, Bristol glass and a bottle of Mastic varnish, some satsuma china and some cloisonne", the fourteenth edition of the Encyclopaedia Britannica (marred as it was by the sensationalism of the popular plates), two paint-boxes (one oil, one water-colour), three globes of the known geographical world, a few fossils, the stuffed head of a cameleopard, six pismires, some glass retorts with cauldrons, bunsen burners, etc., and a complete set of cigarette cards depicting wild fowl by Peter Scott.
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like they dont even carry it....wtf is going on in my neighborhood
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went out to buy tortilla chips and salsa and ended up walking to 5 different corner stores and none of them had salsa
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's insane how much the Kazakh guy at the very beginning of this makes almost every single other contestant look like a schmuck www.youtube.com/live/d9afTkL...
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LIVE | Nomadic Riders Showcase Coin-Picking Skills At World Nomad Games | APT
YouTube video by APT
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found some prototweets in old notebooks
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's an oily machine
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ok fair enough
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not always so easy!
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All i'm saying is they mainly come in July and August and the orders peter off for the rest of the year. And the radiologist's report always says "non specific bowel gas pattern"
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Busy busy
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You should get the month before the baby is born off for parental leave as well
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@koboldvintner.bsky.social can you explain the resident's urge to order portable abdomen xr
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm so sorry Matt
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The fake irish accent that the female lead dropped after the pilot
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Her master's cig
Dog ruby patiently waiting to bum a hand rolled
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8WSVg7L/
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my life in the tiktok of ghosts
TikTok video by almielag
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
one of my fb friends who makes way more money than me posted a pic where they're cooking frozen green beans on the grill
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Proceed
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
More like nolunchman
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Blessed
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Old Man Sycamore
A photo of Old Man Sycamore. He stares grimly out into the street with his bright orange alcohol ravaged noseArtist's rendition of same
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She knows better than to start shit
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Polite encounter
Dog ruby meets the block captain
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The burgers stink. Like shit
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My pleasure
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hello. My name is Leaf Muntjac
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Score
Sidewalk potato
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Another day successfully not brushing my teeth with Tylenol Precise Cooling Pain Relieving Cream
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fr
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dog Ruby snoozing peacefullyDog Ruby's watchful peeping
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There is no other option
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just pushing a catheter into a featureless slimy bulb of flesh
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's crazy how little the major duodenal papilla looks like an orifice during an ercp
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Emerson Lincoln Palmer
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
iPad cop
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
100 years of pastiche
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There's a new British detective show coming out, but get this: he's not just a cop, but something of an intellectual as well
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Almie Lag @almielag.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The bratty unc
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