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Allison Rose

@allierosejokes.bsky.social
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Finally published something in substack and planning to make it a regular thing. Writings, photos, and videos from a farmhouse as I try to get better, whether that be at managing new disabilities or at finding my utility during, you know, the everything. allisonrose.substack.com/p/getting-be...
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Getting Better
Sharing the process of slowing down to keep up
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I think we should all be writing more. And all just reading the writings of one to ten people a day instead of the disjointed thoughts of 10-1000 stressed ppl determined by an algorithm. Very sillily but whole-heartedly believe a shift like that in communication could save us. Anyway. Here's Kira
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It's hard to tell how you're doing in life right now. But my early Gen Z roommate keeps calling things I say and do "iconic". So I think I'm doing okay
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I cross-bred an octopus and a panda, let me know if you’re interested in a pretty amazing hug.
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If you offer to hide your trans friends in your closet you both are and aren't an ally. A real Schrödinger's expat, if you will.
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Gotta say, the most marketable thing about me in a relationship is I've logged a lot of hours in a dish pit
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IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Kintsugi, but it's just my last shattered nerve held together by melted cheese
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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Listen to this podcast I host with @zachreinert.bsky.social where we tell Weekend Update style jokes
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Watched Perfect Days last night and Fire of Love tonight, an oddly suited pairing
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Realized I'm living in a little potential sitcom household this weekend, watching my partners' elderly cats. One of them's blind, the other just started Prozac. And we're all three on the same pain medicine
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/01/2025
Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun. I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate. No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
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Trump's Mass Anti-Immigrant Raids to Begin
Here are action items to protect your immigrant neighbors, answers to common FAQs, and insights to debunk anti-immigrant propaganda
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Continuing the pattern of feeling like there's so much to say that I don't get anything said at all
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
"This is the beginning of an attack on your free speech" man they arrested a bunch of college kids for protesting, charged them with felonies, and then made new laws about how it's fine to hurt them, this isn't the beginning of shit it's just the first time it's messed with our dopamine addiction
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If I respect you and you post a take I think sucks, apparently I'll send you an essay trying to thoroughly explain my perspective & why I understand your perspective. Which in retrospect is WAY crazier and also more annoying than just commenting, "this sucks"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It's currently 3 am at my parents house
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Allison Rose @allierosejokes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Love this place. Love a fresh start. I checked out a friend's following list bc I thought he'd probably follow a lot of folks I'd want to follow. And it was cats all the way down.
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