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I saw a reel where a Bristish person said Americans are always yelling when they talk. And its like yeah, cause we're so used to shouting over gunfire.

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Chris D'Elia mistakenly bought tickets to an NBA game instead of high school basketball

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Coming soon! 28 Kegs Later. My new short film starring Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"So I says to Seinfeld- thats MY teenage girlfriend"

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

"I cut my bangs"- Pornstar who is also a video editor

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

A passenger on a Delta Air Lines flight from Atlanta gave birth just before landing in Portland last Friday night. A spokesperson for Delta said "The placenta still counts as an extra bag fee."

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I've seen enough. Lee Cronin has a foot fetish.

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Melania: Me no fuck Epstein Cashier: This is an Arby's

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Funny how I threaten to post hole and all of a sudden there is a ceasefire

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Me: He is risen. *points to my erection* Wife: Im leaving you

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Permission to rage bait the witness, your honor?

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Writing a book on sex addiction called "Beggars Can't Be Gooners"

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Guys we really shouldn't milk this Kristie Noem story for jokes, have some goddamn respect

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

BREAKING: Iran tells US it will only negotiate with JD Vance due to them "Expecting a cushier result."

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states. Pete Hegseth has been forced to rent a lime scooter.

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Im 36 today and I realized my midlife crisis is wanting to make a feature film which is arguably worse than buying a motorcycle

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

BREAKING: Erika Kirk loses Oscar for "Best Actress"

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

If Trump loves to do one thing, its blowing a load on an island

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

You're telling me that 5 days after Condoleezza Rice visited the White House all of the sudden the FBI is saying Iran is gonna launch an attack on US soil?

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

"Iran strategically put schools near their military bases" Brother my elementary school in Bellevue, NE was so close to an airforce base that we went outside and watched George W. Bush fly in on 9/11

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

BREAKING: US intelligence believes there are indications Iran is preparing to deploy mines in the Strait of Hormuz. President Trump got excited at first because he thought they said "minors"

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Republicans are going to be saying goodbye to their sons being deployed to Iran while wearing MAGA hats and Trump flags waiving in their front yard without a shred of realization that they were lied to.

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Condoleezza Rice was seen entering the White House today. This is kind of like on Master Chef when they bring in world class chefs to teach the contestants their signature dish.

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Yes Kristi Noem only lasted a year as Secretary of Homeland Security but thats like 7 in dog years

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Look, everyone is nervous about our military already running out of defensive missiles but we all know what its like to transfer $200 to our savings and having to transfer it back 2 days later

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

BREAKING: The Austin Comedy Scene is weeks if not days away from developing a nuclear weapon

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

If Paramount buys WB they're gonna make Superman take down Hawk Girl and Guy Gardner for what they did to Israel, I mean Boravia

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The low Scream 7 Letterboxd score is gonna hit like crack

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Im at the age where I keep saying "Everything was better when we were younger." For example, people used to be embarrassed about listening to Kid Rock and would never admit it

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Preston Tompkins @prestontompkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

When Trump was sworn in last year someone I was following outed themselves as Trump supporter and was rejoicing about how great it was for bitcoin. They were like "buy now, buy now, trust me." A year later its worth $40,000 less. Yummy.

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