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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, I’d like an order of the Zacharia Scaramucci, please.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Guns don't kill people. People who live in countries with inadequate gun control kill people.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m a soloextrovert: a people-person who wants to be left the fuck alone.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m a soloextrovert: a people-person who wants to be left the fuck alone.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(facing room of reporters) “I am Iron Deficiency Man.”

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My favorite yoga pose is downward enraged citizen.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

RED HAT RED HAT RED HAT RED HAT RED HAT HATRED

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember, getting vaccinated can help protect you and your loved ones from serious diseases, such as COVID, FLU, and RFK JR.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How is offering to pay people $5,000 to vote a certain way NOT rigging an election?

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All questions are trick questions.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My wife just came upstairs, looked at me, and asked, “Why are you you?”

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I need to un-Sheeran my algorithm.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I bit a spider and now it can run formulas in Excel spreadsheets.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Got my hands on the iPhone Duo!

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I could have been a professional baseball player, if only my parents had named me Bryce or Cole.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“I’m on enough progesterone to murder someone,” is something my wife just said.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"What would Dolly do?" shall forever guide humanity.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

She wanted to spend more time lying to her family.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Rubella" was Donald Trump's nickname at Wharton.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A cancelled work meeting shines light into darkness.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The pan flute is also known as the deep dish flute.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ok, but have you seen my quarter three budget spreadsheet in 70mm IMAX?

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Streaming Lollapalooza on my phone from the couch as Christopher Nolan intended.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I agree with Emily Wilson's take on The Odyssey. It's a wildly mediocre film. She's an expert and has every right to share her reaction. In her review, however, she seems to relish in her hatred of the movie. I don't think any artist should enjoy panning another's work. Art is hard enough as it is.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I like to save a bit of yesterday’s coffee to drink while I make today’s fresh coffee. It’s like a sourdough starter for my psyche.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Trump has threatened Canada with tariffs for wildfire smoke, which is a good reminder that he doesn’t understand how tariffs work. Or how fire works. Or how Canada works.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you. Crack a book.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

There's 60 grams of protein in get the hell away from me

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Spending July 4th lamenting the dire state of things, as the founding fathers intended.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

We are all the Reflecting Pool.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

More than a metaphor. But also a glorious metaphor.

Trump’s name being removed from the Kennedy Center.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I have to stop trying to explain to non-gen-x-ers how big of a deal ninjas used to be.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My wife accidentally startled me in our kitchen, and it's good to have confirmation that, should I encounter an actual intruder in our home, I will drop whatever I am holding, run in place, and shriek like a child.

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

AI jargon in the workplace is out of control. I just got an email that said, “May I prompt you to iterate a meeting on Monday afternoon, Tuesday morning, or BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP BLEEP BLEEP BOOP?”

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026