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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️

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Hi. I'm AL Wright. Recovering propagandist, lefty millennial veteran, allegedly exists.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
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What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everytime I see someone with a unicycle or e-unicycle, I try to let them know they have a very nice set of wheel
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trumpers, famous opponents of border walls
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Made some Molotov Mocktails 😄
Glass bottles with flowery etching filled with colorful paper shreds.  Each bottle has a "rag" with a string of ribbon wrapped fairy lights, mimicking a molotov cocktail.Glass bottles with flowery etching filled with colorful paper shreds.  Each bottle has a "rag" with a string of ribbon wrapped fairy lights, mimicking a molotov cocktail.
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
youtu.be/niyxXIVLYxw Sarah Connor was right 🎵
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Sarah Connor Was Right - The Burning Hell
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Five years ago, my mental health deteriorated to the point of hospitalization. I'm in a better place now, but I'm still in my rebuilding decade 😅 strangematters.coop/socks-al-wri...
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Socks - Strange Matters
I had been working at this private hospital for about nine months when I broke.
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Where's Mitch?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’m an app consultant. my job is finding apps that have had search bars at the top for years and then moving them to the bottom, or vice versa. i have been shot 155 times across eight ted talks
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want people to understand that what’s happening in Nepal is set to literally eclipse the loss of life of Katrina and 9/11 combined if the numbers reported missing are verified deceased. Right now 12,000 are reported missing on the government app. Over 3,000 verified missing so far.
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Séamus Bellamy @seamusb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meat's back on the menu, boys.
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🚨🚨🚨
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A digital illustration of Inde Navarette as Nikki in Obsession (2026). It's a head and shoulders shot of her looking directly at the veiwer making the most exaggerated sad face a human can make but also with an air of threat. Her long dark hair is cascading down her shoulders and in in the space in between, across her chest, is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'. Sorry this one probably doesn't mean much if you haven't seen the movie.
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As a creative professional, I need time alone to hone my abilities* *spend four hours in my living room singing Shaggy's 'It Wasn't Me' in a Dracula accent
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have decided that my feral forties is going to include onesies #feralforties
Me, awkwardly waving at the mirror in a "Jason/Friday the 13th" themed onesie
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A digital approximation of an illustrated Egyptian papyrus scroll. On the left is the god of the dead, Anubis, a human with the head of a black jackal. He is in a kneeling position in a classic stylized Egyptian pose. He is facing Ammit, a quadrupedal deity with the head of a Nile crocodile, the forelimbs and trunk of a lion (my source for this had spots and stripes so mine does too, don't email), and the hindquarters or a hippopotamus. They are high fiving in front of the scales Anubis uses to weigh the souls of the dead. The heart of the deceased (in a canoptic jar) is weighed against the feather of Ma'at to determine if the decedant can enter the afterlife. As the heart shown has outweighed the feather, it will be devoured by Ammit and its owner will pass into oblivion. The gods are surrounded by heiroglyphics I just traced from sources and should not be analyzed by scholars under any circumstances. Some slashy lettering around the top of the scales reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sometimes, a song hits at the right time and things seem hopeful ☺️
Screengrab of Pandora app with "HOES DEPRESSED" by THOT SQUAD playing. I love this song, you should listen to it ☺️
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
someone fetch a tourniquet
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went vegetarian at 14 and had people trying to sneak meat into my food, calling me slurs, waving pieces of ham in my face, telling me I was going to die from poor health, refusing to provide options at meals, etc, but to this day I say I'm vegan and people are like "omg, so you're JUDGY."
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
me: *tosses peanuts, raisins and M&Ms in a bowl* him: whatcha got? me: a salad him: *peeks* that's trail mix, not a salad me: a cold dish of mixed ingredients him: salads have dressing me: *gets caramel sauce from fridge* him: me: *squeezes bottle* him: me: salad in the age of cyclospora
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Focus
Louie the pittie
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!
Anne Hathaway as Penelope in her soon to be Oscar winning performance screaming I want odysseys in the odyssey 2026
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My dog continues to be a four-legged fritz haber 🤢 😆 lil dude gassed me while I was on an appointment with my therapist 🤣
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dude got a bonus bath 😅 Lou was getting little crusties from rolling around on bugs, sap, and other substances of dubious consistency
Louie the pittie licks his nose as he lays buckled in the back seat of a vehicle
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
💯💯💯 If it was really "inevitable," they wouldn't have to try so hard.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
do you know how stupid you have to be to get community noted with a link to project gutenberg
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Nolan's obsessions with the non-linear storytelling gimmick really hurts this film. It jumps around so much, and spends so little time on any one particular moment or scene, that you never really feel like Odysseus is on an epic journey spanning many years. When he makes it home, you never feel like he's been gone for 20 years. The film does not capture the grandeur and scope of the original epic. That's why it feels rushed and too long simultaneously. The movie comes off like a rough draft. Nolan was searching for the actual story but never quite found it.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Odyssey, the original work by Homer, is told non-linearly.
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Been saying Jimothy to the tune of the song Timothy by The Bouys and I need someone to spoof the song into a hero's ballad for the intrepid critter
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Jeers for Tears @a-pauling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Where is Mitch McConnell?
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Bring Out Your Dead
ALT: Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Bring Out Your Dead
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They died needlessly so Pedolf could play the stock market & distract / defect from the Epstein files. #MAGA #EPSTEINCONTROVERSY
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Tim 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🖖🏻 @timwhotravels.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#jimothy
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Been saying Jimothy to the tune of the song Timothy by The Bouys and I need someone to spoof the song into a hero's ballad for the intrepid critter
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'd consider reenlistment if this happened 😆
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Lou and I say hello friends!
Louie the pittie sitting on a porch, looking to his left.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Honest to god if I were one of those Kalshi perverts I would be reading Judith Butler to short the Iran War.
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He's very proud of himself 😆
Louie strutting on grass with a light dusting of dirt on his right side.  He is very proud of his act of self expression.
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Patriarchy bad
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
god I can't wait to speak ill of the dead
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...
So far, the Democratic Socialists of America's success has been confined in large part to deep-blue city districts. Meanwhile, in suburban areas and in statewide contests establishment Democrats generally are winning against progressive challengers. Chicago saw its own version of this dynamic in March in the hotly contested and crowded race to succeed retiring Rep. Jan Schakowsky in the 9th Congressional District. The bomb-throwing influencer Kat Abughazaleh, 27, won the portions of that district in Chicago's North Side lakefront neighborhoods, but suburban votes gave savvy
Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss the win.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Great thread about Thomas Paine, the most correct man of his day, unfairly tarred at times a libertarian caricature
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I give The Funniest Thing permission to happen.
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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️ @allegedlyhuman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This sweet boy has been getting me up at sunrise for walkies this summer 😅
Louie, the pittie, resting
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Barangurte @barangurte.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Someone asked me to explain the cultural significance of "Wonderwall" to the English I said maybe
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