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Can't say I know much about baseball being a Brit (ask me about cricket instead), but a run down in a crucial win or go home game, a guy on third, 2 outs and 2 strikes down and Muncy is swinging wildly at pitches so wide they're in a different zipcode? The hell is thinking?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 6h

Sounds more like he watched someone from Russia not Ukraine.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 7h

Makes me wonder whether the Russian diesel deal and Starlink being switched off are part of a quid pro quo with Putin to intercede with Iran.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 8h

I don't believe this reporting is accurate or truthful. Natalie wouldn't go through President Trump's underwear drawer to sniff his underpants. She'd go through his laundry basket.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 8h

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey for Tax Purposes

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 10h

A Vietnam vet friend of the family gives the young Jason the machete he used in the jungle because "It always kept *me* safe"

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11h

They's like straight up demons right? That ain't their skin they're wearing.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11h

"Has young master been a bad boy?" *swish* *cries of pain* "YESSS! Oh God, why won't it work?" "Jacob, could you hurry it up in there, you're on GB News in 10 minutes" *swish* "Nanny! No!" *swish swish* *crack* *sigh*

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 12h

I'd be like "Well done Agent. Now do the Kardashians. Oh yes, all of it. Definitely all of it"

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 12h

It deleted a reality tv series. Yet another example of a good use case for AI.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 12h

She's as much a lawyer as Sidney Powell is...no wait no, she's even worse than that, Powell passed the bar.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 12h

Trump's going to pardon all of these people, his fellow travelers on the path of unprecedented corruption and it cannot be allowed to stand. The pardon power has to be ended or removed from a president and the pardons rescinded. It's a license to commit crimes otherwise.

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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 14h

“Lula’s Workers’ Party alleges Meta blocked paid promotions and disabled its advertising account on Instagram and Facebook. *** Internal PT data shows Bolsonaro’s page averaged 2.96 times more engagement despite having 17.2% fewer followers than Lula’s.” Meta blames “technical issues” 10/12/26 …1/

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Meta faces scrutiny from Brazil's electoral court after Lula's campaign alleged platform glitches suppressed its reach ahead of the 2026 presidential race.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 13h

Asty Spewmanty as we referred to it.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 13h

As a teenager I used to start the morning with Napalm Death and Bolt Thrower on my CD player alarm clock. Might try that tomorrow for a laugh to see what that's like now aged...er old.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 15h

That would require him to do the decent thing and it's sooo beyond him.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 15h

I want it to incorporate the Oprah bees meme.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 16h

Is it Nanny wearing a different outfit?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 16h

Isn't he busy with his gf and her (alleged) Gary Glitter interests?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 16h

(Try that again) Matt Hancock. Surely he's the most hated of all time?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 17h

It makes him feel like a big boy.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 18h

Trump making other criminals look lazy, they standing still whilst he criming like crazy.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 19h

Hence turning to Trump as a means of achieving more significant gains.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h

And they're promising Trump a cut if he takes over stewardship of them.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h

Every one of these just makes me wish Isaac Chotiner was the one doing these articles.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h

You're believing it wasn't Musk this time? Obviously he claimed it wasn't, but I mean he has form.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h

"Listen to breakfast" "Snap!" "Crackle!" "Pop!" "Kill!"

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h

Good lord. Also Jizza Cwoarbyn and Angular Merkin as names are just glorious.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 20h

Imagining if this was how the mushroom people looked in The Last of Us.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 21h

Can you get prion diseases in fish?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 21h

Print it and pin on the office fridge. Add the name of a colleague who's left and cross the name out.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 21h

Ancestral diets and vitamins, ah just like our ancient ancestors, popping some Vitabiotics every morning before heading out to hunt a mastodon

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The demon on his shoulder, just not on his shoulder because ugh can you imagine the dandruff?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Does Hegseth count as a White House official?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I hope we get more bees this time.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Oh honey, you're all going down together. There ain't no getting off this ride now.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Suddenly Bungle isn't the most terrifying thing on Rainbow.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I wonder what party runs Norfolk council...oh yeah, of course.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The dildo of consequences Stephen. The dildo of consequences. Oh and Stephen? It's a very big dildo.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Kash waking up the next morning like "how...how old was that German Shepherd?" and like dude, it was a puppy and it's on video.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Begging for some election interference more like.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

After Trump shared footage of the fatal mauling of William Chapman at Yorkshire Wildlife Park, I'm wondering if that tiger has plans into 2028-9?

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Metallica have always been cunts.

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