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Ali Panting

@alipanting.bsky.social
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Writer, comic, doctor, bitch, lover, child, mother, fan of Meredith Brooks lyrics She/her BBC radio credits: The Skewer, The Naked Week, Dead Ringers, The News Quiz, DMs Are Open, Breaking the News

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Claudia encouraging me to use up the halloumi in my fridge: #traitors #thetraitors
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Kudos to Neanderthal women for realising human men are best avoided approx 40,000 yrs before I did
A clip from a news story about evidence indicating male Neanderthals and human females were more likely to interbreed than the opposite
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
We did it!!!!! Thank you Bluesky, you were incredibly helpful, Christmas magic achieved 😭✨🎄
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Made a festive meme for 6 music dads
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Me and my esteemed newsreader colleague @hellsbells.bsky.social will be hosting a very serious and important alternative topical comedy gameshow tonight (Wednesday) at Grub in Manchester. We suggest you grab a ticket and join us www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/eat-the-ne...
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Absolutely obsessed with both of these moments and I cannot pick a favourite #TheTraitors
Like a pony She wasn’t there at the bar at the end of the night
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Freddie channelling Delia is the best #Traitors twist so far #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Freddie with subtitles ‘let’s be having it’ Drunk Delia’s famous half time moment
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A photo of Jake Jarman OR IS IT FREDDIE
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Leanne’s secretly a soldier, Charlotte’s secretly not Welsh, and Freddie is secretly Team GB gymnast Jake Jarman #TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK @teamgbofficial.bsky.social
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
My dad when it’s minus 7 outside and he catches me near the thermostat #TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK
Alexander on the Traitors saying ‘A lot of heat? Oh I thought some’
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Absolutely love how much treachery is featuring in messages to me this morning. It’s like I’m in a WW2 spy drama and the pavements are secretly the Gestapo
Message from neighbour saying pavements are treacherous Message from school saying pavements are treacherous
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
BBC: will you do #TheTraitors s3 please? Winkleman: only if I can wear the pelt of a muppet and be carried aloft by gimps
Winkleman being carried as described
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Frankie accidentally summing up the state of western civilisation #TheTraitors
A scene from The Traitors with subtitles showing ‘we’re in, like, a bog of shit, to put it mildly’
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Waitrose community tokens scheme has taken a dark turn #TheTraitors
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Think Freddie got lost on the way to the Love Island villa and accidentally ended up in #TheTraitors castle bless him
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
HNY guys 🪩🍻🥳🍾🎉🎈🎊👯🪅🪩
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Made up with this 🤩
Screenshot from my credits page on the British Comedy Guide showing that I got an additional material credit on 4 out of 5 episodes of The Naked Week woooooooo
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Whoa black betty
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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If anyone has an answer to this other than ‘Tom is referring to his bollock’ please lmk 🙏
Tom has a magic ball. He can throw it as hard as possible and the ball will stop, change direction and come back to him. He can do this without the ball touching or bouncing off anything. It’s not tied to any string or magnets. Is the ball really magic?
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