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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well I’ve just pissed myself so that should dampen the risk of any wildfires in my immediate area #governmentalert

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Thank you so much for thinking of us! We have it already! 🎉

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I wrote a whole quiz* for BBC Radio 4! It’s called Deja News! It’s very exciting! Please listen in June * @jonholmes.bsky.social might have helped a bit

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Two unrelated announcements: - I’ve just finished Heated Rivalry - I’m moving to Montreal to play professional men’s ice hockey Thank you for your attention on this matter

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Kudos to Neanderthal women for realising human men are best avoided approx 40,000 yrs before I did

A clip from a news story about evidence indicating male Neanderthals and human females were more likely to interbreed than the opposite

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Dave Robinson @dave.europhiles.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026

If you live in the #GortonAndDenton constituency and haven't voted yet, but don't know who to vote for, the best tactical vote to keep out #ReformUK is the #GreenParty. Vote #Green for hope not hate. tactical.vote/gorton-and-denton #UKPol #UKPolitics #GortonAndDentonByElection

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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Might petition Timmy D to change the rules before he goes. Don’t imagine he’s busy with any other issues

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Happy belated skewer bday! Not to be a pedant but you can’t listen to all the series on sounds, s1 has gone and it pains me 😭

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Jon Holmes @jonholmes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Would you like an award-winning mash up of news and pop culture to deal with the current shitshow that the world is in? Well you’re in luck as a BRAND NEW series of #TheSkewer starts tonight 11.15 on BBC Radio 4. Also BBC Sounds. Enjoy.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

We did it!!!!! Thank you Bluesky, you were incredibly helpful, Christmas magic achieved 😭✨🎄

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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 18/12/2025

Thought he was trying to sing the chorus of Seasons of Love from Rent.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

This is so kind, thank you. Checkout for me isn’t working on this one but we have a couple of orders in place from similar stores now that we hope might make it by Xmas 🙏

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Didn’t know this existed, looks online like it’s still going and they have a phone number, will ring today! 🙏

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

This is a very good idea, thank you. We already have the kids full short sleeve kid and adult small long sleeve top on the way, I actually hadn’t thought of combining them at all in all the panic 😅. My mum sews to a pretty high standard so tailoring in time is v possible too. Miracle achieved?!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Thank you so much. Starting to think they didn’t make a long sleeve kids version this season, there’s no trace of it

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Thank for the reposts and help! Looking for kids 2015/16 Barca kit, shorts and long sleeve top, horizontal stripes, 8-14y (ideally about 10-11y). The specifications are part of his deep and pervasive autistic special interest in football gear, not just him being a brat, promise!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Just checked and it doesn’t look like it, we’re looking for kids size, full kit with shorts, long sleeve top (his autistic special interest is football kits, hence the specifics). Thank you though!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Anything from 8-14 years would work, ideal would be about 10-11 years. Even if nothing comes of this it means so much that strangers are being so helpful, thanks again

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Ah yes we have found this one but I think it’s adult sized and no shorts

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Not essential! I think we could probably get it added in time or do iron or letters or something. Thank you again!!!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

If this was long sleeves it would be perfect. Thank you so much for your help!!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Thank you so much! Just for extra details it’s long sleeve top kids full kit with shorts somewhere between 8-14y

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Thanks! Looking for kids size and full kit if at all possible but this is helpful!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞

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UNAGIDON @ribboneels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Made a festive meme for 6 music dads

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I’m off to south-east London to point out people’s character flaws. It’s Greenwich Mean Time

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Jon Holmes @jonholmes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A bit from last night’s #TheSkewer on Radio 4: The Magic St George Roundabouts. Full ep www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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Jon Holmes @jonholmes.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Brand new series of the award-winning satirical comedy #TheSkewer starts tonight on BBC Radio 4, 11.15pm. Expect the news, all remixed. *checks news to see if there is any* (also BBC Sounds) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

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BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 14, Ep 1 - Jet 2 Migrant Holidays, The Magic Patriotic Roundabout, and a Putin Loop.

Jon Holmes remixes the news into a satirical current affairs concept album.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Me and my esteemed newsreader colleague @hellsbells.bsky.social will be hosting a very serious and important alternative topical comedy gameshow tonight (Wednesday) at Grub in Manchester. We suggest you grab a ticket and join us www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/eat-the-ne...

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

WE WILL FEED YOU METAPHORICALLY WITH LAUGHTER

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Worms probably say that about us and running

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nakedprods.bsky.social @nakedprods.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Fresh from the #ukarias win, don't miss the latest episode of #theskewer, Liability Lineker and The Eurovision Fishing Rights Contest. The news remixed. Welcome to The Skewer. Headphones on. 📅 Tonight ⏲️ 23:15 🎧 @BBCRadio4

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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

This meeting could've been a kiss on the forehead

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Philippa East (Author) @philippaeast.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I'm watching the Parliamentary debate about the self-ID e-petition and my JAW IS ON THE FLOOR. The MPs speaking are hitting ALL the key pro-trans talking points: - transphobic bias in EHRC - nightmare of SC ruling - toilet bans are awful - must hear trans voices - IGLA rainbow map 1/

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

um this is going to be amazing

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

There’s nowt as queer as folk 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

It was a quote from the scientist carl sagan in ‘the demon haunted world’ published in 1995

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

This is so bloody clever and funny and insightful. Should be compulsory listening on standup courses

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

told my cockney mate I was pregnant with the world’s tallest land mammal, she said ‘you’re having a giraffe’

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This is so sad, sorry for your loss Jon

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

we’re all here for a very short time, just do what makes you happy and don’t be a dick

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Jemima Kelly @jemima.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

🚨🚨🚨 (Don't usually do this kinda thing BUT) BLOOD STOCKS ARE CRITICALLY LOW. If you can, give blood. ❤️ www.blood.co.uk/news-and-cam...

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Blood donor appeal

There are spaces to donate blood at some of our city centre venues.

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