Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hey, really quick: when was anyone going to tell me Bette Davis ate… like THAT 000
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Windows 11: great software for running fans 0153
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Pleased to finally announce... Abdication, the last Southern Reach novel! "There will come the days of the watcher, the drowned woman and the shadow of a man who keeps falling apart with each step, but first comes the moment the birds appear at night from the gaps between the stars, far from home." 962276383
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026jesus along with all the other threats right now... be careful, portland... 2361486
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)bocchi minh @kinseijoshi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026yuri doesn't just make you human, it makes you very good at math apparently 3583236
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Ignacio Pato @ignaciopato.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Ayer pusieron Alien en la tele pública y solo quiero recordar su mejor reseña. 231107219
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026amazing how much of my apartment is devoted to making sure the cat has a variety of comfortable sleeping spots from which to choose 2440123
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Back in my day, we had little coins called pennies. "Give me five pennies for a nickel," we'd say. On one side was a picture of Abe Lincoln and on the other side was another, smaller, picture of Lincoln. 7982170
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time 3258751558
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 28/06/2026Omg there's a horseshoe crab flipping song!! It's so 90s PSA songey. What glorious propaganda!! 😭 😭 191040430
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games 4182872496
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Also, we have 3 cats and a lizard. Not really pets that should be left alone together in the same room 020
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Lestat having a tour stop in Corvallis LMAO that’s how you know he’s nothing 121
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Like girl… how did you get from Corvallis directly to Detroit. Come on, be so for real 🤣 020
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 20/02/2026women can do anything including apparently being the ones to help newcomers enough to know how to switch to linux 1247455
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Fawn ⚢ @sapphicfawn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Loving women should always be your #1 priority 123073
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I hate seeing international women’s day posts about whatever fictional characters from a video game or tv show. Can you instead name some of the real life human women and their contributions to that video game or tv show? 031
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I am. So. Obsessed. Trembling. I am famished when I stare (longingly) at this clutch. 010
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 20/08/2025there was a huge moth at work today & our boss wanted to catch and pin it but we didn’t want him to kill it, so I quickly made a fake Wikipedia entry listing it as critically endangered, printed it, circled it in pink highlighter, and gave it to him. he reluctantly released the moth 711813
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I met Don Mancini earlier this month? Like fully he was like a totally normal person w me and my gf. Like sure, meeting famous ppl can be A Lot, but he was literally the most chill creator of one of the most famous slashers of this generation I’ve ever met??? 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Hey. I think of this post literally every day. I’m severely obsessed. Thank you 😭 000
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Happy Alien Day and Happy Birthday to Jonesy!! 🥳 011
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025media.tenor.compatrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to a fish tank with a light bulb in it .ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to a fish tank with a light bulb in it . 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025My favorite weird website right now is antsauthority.com I’m pretty sure most articles and photos are AI generated but they’re so fucking funny and I’m in a good mood so they can have a half-pass for today. But they’re on thin ice. 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025As your source and gf I have to agree. The vibes, the fact that it’s a fairy type… all evidence points towards number one butch coded Pokémon. She’s soft, cool, and interesting. Tell me this doesn’t look like a butch at the bar telling you the coolest story you’ve ever heard: 020
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I made an extrodinarily small chair the other day. For reasons. 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I was curious, so I called the number. While I was on hold, a voice in my head told me to jump. So I hung up, but then my phone scuttled away and tried to burrow underneath my kitchen cabinets. Scams these days are so elaborate 020
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Valentine’s Day? You mean second Halloween? 020
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I stumbled across this sepulture at the Montmartre Cemetery a while ago and had to draw it. It sits above the graves of François Cavé and his father in law Louis Lemaître, famous metalworkers of the mid-1800s. #art 011
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025@mothmansbeard.bsky.social a #hellhouse themed valentines throwback. Happy second Halloween! See you at the Carmichael Manor? 121
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Dead astronauts is one of my favorite novels. Love reading a page and thinking to myself “yeah, they’re dead again, but I have a feeling they’re gonna come back to life” then I turn the page and… what do you know? (But for real it’s a great novel) 020
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Wolfy D. Lucca 🌑🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 11/02/2025"WE TOOK MATTERS INTO OUR OWN PAWS" puppygirl supremacy holy shit!!! 37916
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025arggh frog eggs 1442
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Love the moss photos. Can you do ferns next? 🥺 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Jeff Vandermeer’s moss photography is just what I needed tonight 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social every time I listen to the audiobook version of This World is Full of Monsters I start sobbing at the stupid dead-clam maw mawing. So… Thank you? I guess? 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I say this as a former veterinary assistant: Please don’t feed any raw meat to your animals. They can get asymptomatic infections, like salmonella or worse, and then spread them to you! 050
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025If you don’t have a monster under your bed, one will be provided to you for an additional fee 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Material study: magma. Ingredients include: several layers of molten earth and 1/2 cup chopped hazelnuts. For best results, chill overnight before baking. #art 031
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Material study: glass, images from the edges of a dream, spirits, and a pinch of cumin. Bake at 425F for 45 minutes #art 051
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025YES I fucked up cutting the loaf but SHE WAS DELICIOUS 010
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The least they could do is take out the shared recycling before sharing their ants 😤 010
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 05/02/2025My neighbors never take out the shared recycle bin and now we have fucking ANTS because of them (not directly due to the recycle thing they just piss me off) 111
Reposted by Allegra (they/them)nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better 944275776
Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Thank you. Yes.media.tenor.comsquidward from spongebob wearing a green hatAlt: [gif description] squidward from spongebob wearing a green hat. Squidward’s large bulbous nose pops out of his face like the end of a tire and his entire head deflates like a balloon [end gif description] 000