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Allegra (they/them)

@alien-leg.bsky.social
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30 year old nonbinary lesbian, horror movie aficionado, hobby entomologist, and humble court jester. If I may be so bold, *jingle jangle*

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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey, really quick: when was anyone going to tell me Bette Davis ate… like THAT
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Windows 11: great software for running fans
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pleased to finally announce... Abdication, the last Southern Reach novel! "There will come the days of the watcher, the drowned woman and the shadow of a man who keeps falling apart with each step, but first comes the moment the birds appear at night from the gaps between the stars, far from home."
Publishers Marketplace Deal Report, August 6, 2026:

Jeff Vandermeer's ABDICATION, the last novel in the Southern Reach series, in which an ornithologist exiled to a remote coast stumbles on a terrifying secret,  a self-proclaimed king pursues a mystery hidden in a strange weather station, and a man who can become a cormorant is tasked with a deadly mission through a future landscape transformed by Area X, for publication in October 2027, in a significant deal, to Jenna Johnson at Farrar, Straus, by Joseph Veltre at the Gersh Agency and Alex Kohner at Yorn Levine (world).
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
jesus along with all the other threats right now... be careful, portland...
Vampire threat chart with arrow on danger! in the red
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bocchi minh @kinseijoshi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
yuri doesn't just make you human, it makes you very good at math apparently
Gengen Kusano (G.K.): I've been thinking, differentials really are yuri, aren't they.

Rikimaru Mizoguchi (R.M.): Differentials.

G.K.: Differentials, mathematical ones. Let's say we have a function. Like "X = 2Y". If you define one of the values, it defines the other one as well, right? In other words, one of them depends on the other. That's yuri, isn't it. A function is a pairing. You get it, right?G.K.: A differential represents how f(x) changes with respect to changes of X. When one of the women is going through a change, how does that change her partner — to answer that you need to calculate the derivative of the function.

Iori Miyazawa (I.M.): Yuri can be represented with formulas, you're saying.G.K.: You can model yuri with a differential equation. What do the function represent — for starters, mental state. Happiness, anger, there is a multitude of dimensions. X and Y, a function of the feelings of them both. A function that expresses what one of them feels when the other one experiences something. Or you can also represent various situations with functions. For example, how does one of them react when the other one calls her. What does one of them do if the other one gives her chocolate on Valentine's Day. Or maybe a probability space. If one were to become a writer, what would happen to the other one — describing such counterfactual space with functions. In "Weak Yuri" these functions would define the theoretical parameters of the characters. The theoretical model of one of the characters contains mental states, possibilities, and situations that can be expressed with functions, as well as different functions regarding the other character's theoretical model. The relationships between these functions give birth to new functions. That is functional yuri, from my "Weak Yuri" standpoint. In "Strong Yuri", these functions all exist in reality.
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Ignacio Pato @ignaciopato.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ayer pusieron Alien en la tele pública y solo quiero recordar su mejor reseña.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
amazing how much of my apartment is devoted to making sure the cat has a variety of comfortable sleeping spots from which to choose
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Back in my day, we had little coins called pennies. "Give me five pennies for a nickel," we'd say. On one side was a picture of Abe Lincoln and on the other side was another, smaller, picture of Lincoln.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 28/06/2026
Omg there's a horseshoe crab flipping song!! It's so 90s PSA songey. What glorious propaganda!! 😭 😭
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adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also, we have 3 cats and a lizard. Not really pets that should be left alone together in the same room
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Btw I’m still obsessed with
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Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lestat having a tour stop in Corvallis LMAO that’s how you know he’s nothing
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Like girl… how did you get from Corvallis directly to Detroit. Come on, be so for real 🤣
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 20/02/2026
women can do anything including apparently being the ones to help newcomers enough to know how to switch to linux
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Fawn ⚢ @sapphicfawn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Loving women should always be your #1 priority
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Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I hate seeing international women’s day posts about whatever fictional characters from a video game or tv show. Can you instead name some of the real life human women and their contributions to that video game or tv show?
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I am. So. Obsessed. Trembling. I am famished when I stare (longingly) at this clutch.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
there was a huge moth at work today & our boss wanted to catch and pin it but we didn’t want him to kill it, so I quickly made a fake Wikipedia entry listing it as critically endangered, printed it, circled it in pink highlighter, and gave it to him. he reluctantly released the moth
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I met Don Mancini earlier this month? Like fully he was like a totally normal person w me and my gf. Like sure, meeting famous ppl can be A Lot, but he was literally the most chill creator of one of the most famous slashers of this generation I’ve ever met???
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hey. I think of this post literally every day. I’m severely obsessed. Thank you 😭
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Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Happy Alien Day and Happy Birthday to Jonesy!! 🥳
An orange tabby is curled up on a blue chair looking sleepyAn orange tabby is wearing a bow on his head and a red and white scarfAn orange tabby is sleeping on the ground with his mouth openAn orange tabby is lounging in a cat bed in a kennel
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to a fish tank with a light bulb in it .
ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to a fish tank with a light bulb in it .
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My favorite weird website right now is antsauthority.com I’m pretty sure most articles and photos are AI generated but they’re so fucking funny and I’m in a good mood so they can have a half-pass for today. But they’re on thin ice.
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
As your source and gf I have to agree. The vibes, the fact that it’s a fairy type… all evidence points towards number one butch coded Pokémon. She’s soft, cool, and interesting. Tell me this doesn’t look like a butch at the bar telling you the coolest story you’ve ever heard:
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I made an extrodinarily small chair the other day. For reasons.
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I was curious, so I called the number. While I was on hold, a voice in my head told me to jump. So I hung up, but then my phone scuttled away and tried to burrow underneath my kitchen cabinets. Scams these days are so elaborate
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Valentine’s Day? You mean second Halloween?
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I stumbled across this sepulture at the Montmartre Cemetery a while ago and had to draw it. It sits above the graves of François Cavé and his father in law Louis Lemaître, famous metalworkers of the mid-1800s. #art
Image description: drawing of the sepulture sitting above the graves of François Cavé and his father in law Louis Lemaître at the Montmartre Cemetery in Paris. The small building, likely once shiny silver cast iron, has aged and is now a beautiful rich light blue. The building faces forwards and a column stands on each side of closed double doors. The doors have the shapes of water droplets punched out in a symmetrical pattern, as if to represent tears. An arched botanical iron sculpture fills the space between the top of the doors and the roof of the building. At the center of this space, just below the tallest point of the botanical arch, is a sculpted iron face depicting a person crying, and the effect altogether is as if the tear shaped punches on the doors are the shed tears, now falling to the ground.
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@mothmansbeard.bsky.social a #hellhouse themed valentines throwback. Happy second Halloween! See you at the Carmichael Manor?
Trigger warning: horror, mild gore, blood, and clowns. Image description: a top text bottom text Valentine’s Day meme featuring a clown from the movie hell house LLC. The image shows the clown from the shoulders up. The clown’s body faces right while his head faces the viewer. The clown’s face is a white full-head mask that has shiny black oversized painted on lips. The clown’s eyes are fully black and under each eye is painted a small black triangle. The clown has dried blood coming from the eyes and mouth. The meme text reads: caught me looking at you, valentine
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Dead astronauts is one of my favorite novels. Love reading a page and thinking to myself “yeah, they’re dead again, but I have a feeling they’re gonna come back to life” then I turn the page and… what do you know? (But for real it’s a great novel)
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌑🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 11/02/2025
"WE TOOK MATTERS INTO OUR OWN PAWS" puppygirl supremacy holy shit!!!
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
arggh frog eggs
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My girlfriend and I are WORKING ON IT! 🫡
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Love the moss photos. Can you do ferns next? 🥺
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Jeff Vandermeer’s moss photography is just what I needed tonight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social every time I listen to the audiobook version of This World is Full of Monsters I start sobbing at the stupid dead-clam maw mawing. So… Thank you? I guess?
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I say this as a former veterinary assistant: Please don’t feed any raw meat to your animals. They can get asymptomatic infections, like salmonella or worse, and then spread them to you!
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If you don’t have a monster under your bed, one will be provided to you for an additional fee
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Material study: magma. Ingredients include: several layers of molten earth and 1/2 cup chopped hazelnuts. For best results, chill overnight before baking. #art
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Material study: glass, images from the edges of a dream, spirits, and a pinch of cumin. Bake at 425F for 45 minutes #art
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
YES I fucked up cutting the loaf but SHE WAS DELICIOUS
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
PLEASE ADMIRE MY SOURDOUGH LOAF tyia
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The least they could do is take out the shared recycling before sharing their ants 😤
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Shan @mothmansbeard.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
My neighbors never take out the shared recycle bin and now we have fucking ANTS because of them (not directly due to the recycle thing they just piss me off)
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
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Allegra (they/them) @alien-leg.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Thank you. Yes.
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squidward from spongebob wearing a green hat
Alt: [gif description] squidward from spongebob wearing a green hat. Squidward’s large bulbous nose pops out of his face like the end of a tire and his entire head deflates like a balloon [end gif description]
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