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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am certainly not saying that *nobody* looks and understand - I think some people read it and understand it, I think some people read it and don’t understand it, and some people donr look at the bill but notice the direct debit changing, and some people don’t.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I'm very sorry everyone, I made *another* new game. MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣5️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
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MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oranges on special at the supermarket.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Yes, Excellent Point!
ALT: Yes, Excellent Point!
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: Last day of school. The school stands. The head of music pauses briefly before playing the first chords of the hymn. Ping pong balls fly out of the organ tubes and teachers run around trying to catch them as they bounce. Turns out the Head Boy did it.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do think much of the time saved on physical drudgery has been replaced with new mental drudgery Eg Now I don’t have to stay home washing clothes and cooking, I am free to work in the call centre. but let’s not kid ourselves, we would probably die young tired and hungry if born in a previous age.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Arch Villain
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There must be a wild story that prompted this…
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine if your name was Gordon Retriever.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: David Bowie in Labyrinth. My older brothers reaction each time I got bored of playing football (I made a toilet break excuse which just inflamed him more). Forgetting not to swallow chewing gum (only after doing it and my mum explaining why it was a bad idea).
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sir, it’s actually spelled p-o-t-a-t-o….’.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nothing will prepare you for picture 10 www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Station House., Station Road, Bleasby, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG14 7GD, NG14 for £75,000. Marketed by Auction House, Covering Notts and Derby
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hmmm. There is a distinct whiff of impending doom for America in the air with these US mid-terms approaching. It’s like when a toddler misses their nap and you just know they’re going to have a tantrum at dinner and then won’t go to bed.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lot of disaffected voters at a republican convention but YOUNG MAN, there’s no need to feel down…
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Trump suddenly dies in office, all these mfers are gonna be up Shit’s Creek without a pardon.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I always hoped the far right’s efforts would come up short… but not like this.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It turns out that support for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party will fall, if and when the leopards start eating the supporters faces…
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Music fact. Iggy Pop’s real name is Ignacius Popadopoulos.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I suspect Lavia can expect some Ben White shithousery in the 2nd half. #ArsChe
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 04/09/2026
There is a romance novel coming out called See You Next Tuesday. That...does mean in the US what it means in the UK, right?? I mean, that's the title on purpose?
Cover of See You Next Tuesday by Kate Stayman-London
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 04/09/2026
On the BBC Radio 4 flagship comedy I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, broadcast Sunday lunchtime, national treasure Stephen Fry defined "countryside" as the murder of Piers Morgan, to howls of appreciative laughter...
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Oh its nothing, just doing some reporting for channel 4..."
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Horsepower is an insane unit. Imagine buying a refrigerator rated at 3.7 raccoonstrengths.
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kristofarian @kristofarian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In 18 months, Trump has gone from "You don't have the cards!" to "Please can you skip attacking Moscow for today so the CIA director can safely land?"
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mls reactions @mlsreacts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just remembering this piece of artistry #Arsenal
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
The National Express 925 bus service between Woking Station and Heathrow Airport.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still unbeaten. RIP
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I've learned that Dolly Parton gave Black high schools band uniforms and wrote Eminem a nice letter when he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Marshall (Eminem), Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to
meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in
ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You got it.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember: Big Dave cant march in time - make sure you stick him in the middle where no one will notice...
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎵Farage loves Putin, Russia's crypto-cash machine...🎶
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Dixie Chickens
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Jack Dawson: I'm King of the World!
ALT: Jack Dawson: I'm King of the World!
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Haaland and Foden attend Rodri’s 80s themed leaving do:
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm not sure if the funniest word here is "once" or "nearly".
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Binface when the results are read out:
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Jen Keane @zenbuffy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm loathe to share this man, but this one is personal. My masters thesis was on the MMR controversy, so believe me when I say that this path of separation of the MMR will result in nothing but increased sales of too-small coffins, and children with life-altering medical conditions.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's real alright www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
flightaware.com
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bakers who have 'Do not squeeze the baguettes' signs in their shops: I feel your pain.
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Russian online shopping giant in trouble as Ukraine introduces same-day drone deliveries!
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A LinkedIn Post of Two Cities
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It was the based of times it was the woke of times… Chuck D
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alialiafro.bsky.social @alialiafro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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