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@alexsorrels.com
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Photographer | Web Accessibility Professional | Boy Dog Dad | KHSAA Baseball Record Holder | WKU Dodgeball Hall of Famer | 2003 SCMS Accelerated Reader Runner-Up | Costco Gold Member | Recovering Kentuckian | He/Him | goms 🔱

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please use alt text when you are posting about your hot baseball players of choice, I don’t know who some of these guys are.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 08/10/2026
Easiest FMK of all time (Marlins man all 3)
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ronald Acuña has a .132/.298/.158 line in his last three postseason series.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ronald Acuña Jr. partners with Kalshi, becoming first MLB player to promote prediction market
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
braves-dodgers is a good reminder that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a flawed concept i can have two enemies
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Gemma Pell @feck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An annual tradition like no other.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/10/2026
Buffalo Wild Wings having a throwback menu and not including the "pizza rolls" (pepperoni, pizza sauce, and mozzarella in egg roll wrappers and deep fried) is cowardice.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/10/2026
@buffalowildwings.bsky.social Theyve done it
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/10/2026
Good job Jared Polis
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/10/2026
Message to MLB teams: Build a higher roof, are you stupid?
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/10/2026
Shout-out whoever invented Rizatriptan
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the maddest I've ever had anyone get in my Twitter mentions was when I made this joke about Blake Snell:
a tweet by Nikki Haley, who posted "12 fellas down, 1 to go", quoted by me, saying, "Blake Snell at the start of the 5th inning:"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Elmo Fire Louisville Elmo Louisville
Alt: Elmo with the Louisville teeth bird logo in front of flaming background
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cassidy @cdg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am once again alerting you to the cute existence of Sable the cat aka Mrs baby 👁️👄👁️
Sable, a torbie cat, sits on a bed looking cuteSable the cat sits on a windowsill looking down at me partially obscured by curtains and a potted plantSable the cat sitting on my bed looking like a little divaSable the cat laying on the bathroom floor using my green croc as a pillow
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Justice 
For
Western
Michigan
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto is incorrigible.
Joey Votto tweet:

Braves fans, I want to sincerely apologize for guessing so incorrectly, dismissing your offense. I hear you. Good luck in your next series in Los Angeles. 
Dodgers in 5.Joey Votto quote tweeting Doug Glanville: Thanks Doug, but I didn’t really mean the apology.

Doug Glanville quote tweeting Joey Votto: No worries, man. You are bringing such great and unique insight. Savant level content. Everyone on Earth second guesses. That is easy. Pedestrian. Much harder to first guess and own it. See you on the road.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 02/10/2026
Whoops
Screenshot of two news results on a dark background. The first, from Blazer's Edge (9 hours ago), is headlined "Trail Blazers Name Braiden Bell as New TV Play-by-Play Broadcaster," with a thumbnail of the Trail Blazers logo on a court floor. The second, from KGW (21 minutes ago), is headlined "Trail Blazers fire new broadcaster after misogynistic, racist comments surface," with a thumbnail of a smiling man in a dark suit and red tie.
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dyke macdonald @gaychel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
uhhhhh, what???? www.nbcrightnow.com/news/richlan...
nbcrightnow.com
Richland Department of Energy employee arrested for allegedly attempting to aid Iran-backed Houthis
RICHLAND, Wash. – A Richland man who worked for the Department of Energy was arrested on Thursday morning for allegedly attempting to provide support to the Houthis.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 01/10/2026
Arkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Ty Dane Gonzalez @tdg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The American League West will play zero games in October, deservedly so.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/09/2026
Damn shoulda got his blood cleaned again this morning
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/09/2026
Oh
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joe Musgrove is the first player to appear in sequential postseason games in different seasons with no regular season games in between h/t @EliasSports
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/09/2026
Am I dumb for wanting Girardi as next skipper for the Ms?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/09/2026
This has only happened twice but the last two times I've purchased Sazón at Fred Meyer my dynamically inserted podcast ads turn Spanish for about a week.
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Washington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 29/09/2026
If you felt this earthquake, submit a report: zpr.io/UA6upKKXB4C3 Also, a reminder that we are practicing for earthquakes at 10:15am, Oct: 15 for the Great ShakeOut Earthquake and Tsunami Drill! Shakeout.org/washington
zpr.io
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Susan @artlovergirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A mural in Seattle. #AbolishICE
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 28/09/2026
I'd like to put my name out there for first base coach.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 26/09/2026
I'd like to report a Hatch act violation.
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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Ants @dressupforflying.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group
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A Genuine Catfish @imcatfishaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dumb fucking baseball team
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 24/09/2026
We might finally be free
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 24/09/2026
Hang on, we're almost home.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Oh Look, Rain @ohlookrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
immunity idol in effect
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
of all my recent prayers to have been answered, “put the FBI goatfucker hunt on easy mode“ was not high on the list, but it is nevertheless appreciated  www.404media.co/we-hacked-th...
404media.co
‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 23/09/2026
Grand Illusion back!
grandillusioncinema.org
The Grand Illusion Is Moving Into the Varsity Theatre - The Grand Illusion Cinema
We are moving into and reopening the historic Varsity Theatre in the U District! Learn more about our plans and how you can help.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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