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@alexsorrels.com
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Photographer | Web Accessibility Professional | Boy Dog Dad | KHSAA Baseball Record Holder | WKU Dodgeball Hall of Famer | 2003 SCMS Accelerated Reader Runner-Up | Costco Gold Member | Recovering Kentuckian | He/Him | goms 🔱

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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 02/10/2026
Whoops
Screenshot of two news results on a dark background. The first, from Blazer's Edge (9 hours ago), is headlined "Trail Blazers Name Braiden Bell as New TV Play-by-Play Broadcaster," with a thumbnail of the Trail Blazers logo on a court floor. The second, from KGW (21 minutes ago), is headlined "Trail Blazers fire new broadcaster after misogynistic, racist comments surface," with a thumbnail of a smiling man in a dark suit and red tie.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 20/09/2026
🚨🚨Stinkbug Attack Season Begins🚨🚨
A brown marmorated Stinkbug lays in wait on my roof before trying to find his way into my home.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from @dril: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 25/08/2026
Sort of says piss now
Mariners TV score bug shows Philadelphia with 1 run and Seattle with 2. Logos kind of spell out piss in a way
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 23/08/2026
Canada rocks
A view of a water taxi, called a pickle boat, in Victoria Harbour, BC from inside another pickle boat.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 22/08/2026
My wife won't let me buy this boat named "Little Toot"
Ranger Tug R 21 named Little Toot is sitting on a trailer
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 19/08/2026
Sausage patty wanters
Winston, a tan and white dog, stands looking at the camera while Frizzy, an orange tabby cat, lies on the floor behind him.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 19/08/2026
Hell yeah
Phone screenshot showing a scoreboard with the Mariners beating the Brewers 6 - 0
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 13/08/2026
Alt text:

"Tweet from wint (@dril), verified, 2:02 AM Feb 15, 2017: 'issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"'"
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/08/2026
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/08/2026
Look who is getting along
Winston the jack russel terrier looks up at the camera from where he was standing over his little sister, an orange cat named Frizzy.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 01/08/2026
I've been visited.
A black cat under a tree in a bed of mulch.Closer shot of black cat with its piercing eyes.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 01/08/2026
Ok this from the Mariners subreddit got me
Dennis from always sunny laying on the ground in a motel blanket with a mariners hat on. Text reads "me watching the lineup I begged God for"
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 09/07/2026
Lil dude got his vaccinations updated and now he's in a Traz hole and won't get up
Winston the Jack Russell terrier sitting in the grass in the sun by the road.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/07/2026
Winston has a message for Belgium. @belgiummfa.bsky.social
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/07/2026
Well didn't get it done (got the wrong solenoid for shutter release) but I think it's gonna be good.
3d printed hand grip with push button wiring attached to a 4x5 camera.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/07/2026
Defend a one goal lead against El Tri in the World Cup at the Azteca. You have 35 minutes plus stoppage time. Your time starts now.
Series 7 taskmaster contestants on stage as Rhod reads the task envelope.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 01/07/2026
Baseball Post
Woodrow Wilson
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/06/2026
I'm not really a ranch guy but if you are a fellow pickle sicko you have got to give this a go
A bottle of the new flavor of Litehouse Ranch Dressing and Dip. Pickle Ranch.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 28/06/2026
POV your mother in law is in town.
Fitbit weekly cardio circle that says 696% 1065 of 153.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 25/06/2026
Ms. Frizzle aka Frizzy.
Frizzy sits like a regal sphinx on her cat sized couch.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 24/06/2026
Saw a muskrat today.
Muskrat swimming with some long grass in its mouth
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 24/05/2026
My local Lowe's has done one of the more American things I've ever seen.
Parking spot at Lowe's with cinder blocks holding up American flags and flags for different armed services in front of a bench and sign that says "For Memorial Day Lowe's is Reserving a Parking Spot in Honor of Our Fallen Military Members."
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 23/05/2026
It's gonna be an #OrangeCatSummer imo
Ms. Frizzle aka Frizzy the orange cat is staring at you.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 12/05/2026
This is going to be an extinction level event for me.
A DQ poster ad for a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dipped Cone
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 08/05/2026
It appears we've been selected by the cat distribution system.
Ms. Frizzle the orange cat lays on the couch looking very cute.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 05/05/2026
Build more trains. 📷 - Yashica Lynx 14 🎞️ - Kodak Gold 📍 - T-Mobile Park 🗓️ - October 15, 2022
A man in a mariners jersey watches the Amtrak 304 from the upper concourse of T-Mobile park. The photographer and the man do not realize they are about to sit through an 18 inning baseball nightmare. Fuck the Astros.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 03/05/2026
That's a dub
Two slips of paper one reads "Robusta" and the other "Golden Temp"
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/04/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 29/04/2026
Sun's out? Tongue's out.
Winston the precious Jack Russell Terrier licks his nose while lounging in the light of the sun on the deck.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 28/04/2026
Sounds like "Old Aches and Pains" himself, Luke Appling (details are slightly off) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Ap...
The White Sox then were noted for their stinginess. You couldn't get a baseball out of them. Luke was popular, and everybody wanted an autographed baseball from a big league club, and especially from a guy like Luke. So he'd ask for the baseballs, and the White Sox management would send a message down, 'No!' He couldn't get any baseballs for autographs. So Luke would take batting practice early. I don't know whether he hit third, fourth, or fifth, I forget, but he'd lead off the batting practice. He could foul off every pitch. He was noted for fouling off pitches. He'd foul the balls into the grandstand, and the kids would grab the balls. Luke would flip the bat and look up at the press box as if to say, 'Take that!' I saw him do it once, and they talked about him doing that all the time. I understand he got baseballs pretty much whenever he wanted. It was either that, or he'd lose them all in batting practice."[6]
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 27/04/2026
The lion does not concern itself with whether the shed will fit into the car or not.
My beautiful wife sitting on top of an absurdly large box in the Costco parking lot.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 08/04/2026
Is that good?
Seattle Mariners batting average leaderboard showing Josh Naylor (1B) at .104, Cal Raleigh (C) at .143, and Julio Rodríguez (CF) at .143.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/04/2026
Jordan Chiles hits a unanimous 10 on floor and Minnesota and UCLA celebrate advancing together. (F*ck it is hot in here get an ac imo)
Gymnasts celebrate.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 06/04/2026
It's gymnastics time in Corvallis. They're flipping, tumbling, jumping,swinging, and things of that nature. And there's no AC unfortunately
Sparsely populated Gill Coliseum in Corvallis, Oregon (home of the Oregon State Beavers)during warm ups for college gymnastics regional finals.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 31/03/2026
It appears I shot a roll of 120 with the wrong side facing the lens somehow. We're inventing new fuck ups over here folks, watch out.
Disaster
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 30/03/2026
I send this to my sister twice a week I miss it so bad lol Don't sleep on the pickle dip
Mural at toastys of a gender swapped bobby hill with red hair hitting a J and the words "Damn I want some toastys"
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 28/03/2026
They said it couldn't be done
SoundTransit alert text announcing the opening of the crooslake connection
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 18/03/2026
You thought I'd root against Geno Suarez?
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 16/03/2026
They're calling it the worst game of bowling ever played by sober adults
Bowling Scorecard with comically low scores (70, 82, 73, 68, 76).
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 13/03/2026
Tube Camera Test (on battery and recording to tape). Needs a lot of light to avoid worse color issues. Going to be perfect for summer evenings I think
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 13/03/2026
If you're cold they're cold
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 13/03/2026
Finally winter is here
Snowy deck and backyard.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 07/03/2026
This is the welcome sign there from 2017, can't comment after that but if I had to guess, still farm.
Welcome to Kentucky sign
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 05/03/2026
Is that good?
MLB spring training scoreboard, mid-8th inning. San Diego Padres leading Seattle Mariners 26 to 4. Line score: Padres (SD) scored 0, 12, 5, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2 across innings 1 through 8, with 28 hits and 0 errors. Mariners (SEA) scored 0, 2, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0 through 7 innings, with 6 hits and 2 errors. Season records: Padres 5-7, Mariners 3-8.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 02/03/2026
"finally" - Winston
POV you're being mean mugged by Lil Winston
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 25/02/2026
Congrats Happy For you meme with kid frowning
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 24/02/2026
Gorge...ous. 📍- Multnomah Falls, OR 📷- Intrepid 4x5 w/ Fujinon 90mm SWD 🎞️- Ilford HP5 ⏱️- 18 seconds @ f/32 #filmphotography #largeformat #shootfilm #analog
> Two-tiered Multnomah Falls in black and white, with Benson Bridge spanning the gorge between the upper and lower cascades, framed by mossy rock walls and forest. Long exposure renders the water silky smooth.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 18/02/2026
Seems fine to me
A screenshot of a Claude mobile app conversation (model: Opus 4.5). The user asks "What usc quarterback went in to start a Superbowl" and the AI responds that Caleb Williams was drafted #1 overall by the Chicago Bears in 2024 but hasn't started a Super Bowl, then lists USC quarterbacks — Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart, and Mark Sanchez — all noted as having never started a Super Bowl.
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Alex @alexsorrels.com · 16/02/2026
It's beautiful
Big Red soda at the soda fountain.
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