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Alexi Wolfe

@alexiwolfe.bsky.social
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30s / ♂️ / 🇺🇸 / 🐶 Married and open. Looking to date 🌈 Mental health advocate™ Chicagoland transplant. 📨 Telegram: @alexiwolfe PMs always open

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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 2h
Every time I see this I think your balls are tattooed and I do a doubletake
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 2h
If I'm not mistaken, my dell laptop running windows has a helpful software feature that emulates oled burnin. If I leave my screen rotated and on the login screen for a while, ghost text will appear upon login. The inverse is not true and a reboot fixes it. And I'm fairly sure it's an LCD.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 4h
This is hilarious to be because if there's one thing I know about Texans, they will not put up with shit like being threatened.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goodness what an incredibly gorgeous day. Definitely a read outside kind of day
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fwiw, being nervous, aka full of nerves, is probably a GOOD thing for your neurology...
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooooo bws reg is open. Been waiting for this one!
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My love language of choice is barking at my husband through the open window
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sea turtles treat aquarium cleaning time like a visit to their reef cleaning station, gliding up for a shell scrub just like wild turtles do with cleaner fish.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The real question, of course, is what hit the screening hard enough to rip holes in it?
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Leave it to star trek to get me out of my funk
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, it's a "sit and stare blankly at the screen for 20 minutes" kind of day, I see. Excellent.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DECCG
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A white bunny sits on a gravelly outdoor path beside green grass.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(About a week ago)
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first time you voted for him, you get a pass from me. You're a dumbass, but I'll let it slide. Any voting for him after that and you're a guilty enabler. Period.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are they seriously expecting sympathy from us just because they're admitting that they were blinded by their prejudice?
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just realized that I now own a minimum of FIVE trackballs. I might have a problem. A super cool, awesome problem
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it possible to do a full database backup/archive like you can for wikipedia? I haven't been following the news but it seems like you need some resources or are in danger of being shut down or something.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me out! Let me ou- Oh, I am free.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OK so I know that it's a fixed expression that requires manual intervention to change, but.... You look REALLY wiped out
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct!
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@anjewla90

Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐢💨
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent reply😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, so does S4E10 "Tomorrow's Enterprise" of Star Trek Strange New Worlds straight up have a gryphon in it, or do I have some mutilated ai-edited copy of that episode???
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I might have to give it another go. All in remember of it is that it was a lot less SciFi, which was all I cared about back then.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I liked Ender's Shadow, but I never got into the other books. That said, I was in middle school when I tried to read them, and they were much too dry back then. Are they worth giving another shot now that I'm an adult with Opinions and an interest in philosophy?
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A small brown and white bunny sits on a light wooden surface with a white wall in the background.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My first experience with vegan food was around 18 years ago. It was awful. There has been incredible leaps and strides made since then. One of the best gyros I ever had was vegan. These goya vegan refried black beans are the best I've ever had out of a can. I'm genuinely impressed.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram)
An image of four baby cats in a moment of surprise where they are spitting at the person taking the photo. Beneath that image is a hand-drawn version of the photo, which is both extreme and yet accurate at the same time.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New friend for jimothy?
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So veiny.......*licks lips*
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Facts, plain and straightforward 💯🎯
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is so he can claim it's not a valid document later.
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Kim Weeden @weedenkim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump's effort to rebrand AI as SI doesn't go far enough. It should be called Super Human Intelligence Technology. We'd get more accurate news headlines, like: "Under Trump, Government Turns to SHIT" or "SHIT Heads Visit White House"
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