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Alexi Wolfe

@alexiwolfe.bsky.social
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30s / ♂️ / 🇺🇸 / 🐶 Married and open. Looking to date 🌈 Mental health advocate™ Chicagoland transplant. 📨 Telegram: @alexiwolfe PMs always open

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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 48m
Goodness what an incredibly gorgeous day. Definitely a read outside kind of day
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 16h
Ooooo bws reg is open. Been waiting for this one!
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 21h
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 20h
My love language of choice is barking at my husband through the open window
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 22h
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sea turtles treat aquarium cleaning time like a visit to their reef cleaning station, gliding up for a shell scrub just like wild turtles do with cleaner fish.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The real question, of course, is what hit the screening hard enough to rip holes in it?
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Leave it to star trek to get me out of my funk
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, it's a "sit and stare blankly at the screen for 20 minutes" kind of day, I see. Excellent.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A white bunny sits on a gravelly outdoor path beside green grass.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(About a week ago)
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first time you voted for him, you get a pass from me. You're a dumbass, but I'll let it slide. Any voting for him after that and you're a guilty enabler. Period.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are they seriously expecting sympathy from us just because they're admitting that they were blinded by their prejudice?
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just realized that I now own a minimum of FIVE trackballs. I might have a problem. A super cool, awesome problem
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me out! Let me ou- Oh, I am free.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct!
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@anjewla90

Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.


@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐢💨
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent reply😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, so does S4E10 "Tomorrow's Enterprise" of Star Trek Strange New Worlds straight up have a gryphon in it, or do I have some mutilated ai-edited copy of that episode???
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A small brown and white bunny sits on a light wooden surface with a white wall in the background.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My first experience with vegan food was around 18 years ago. It was awful. There has been incredible leaps and strides made since then. One of the best gyros I ever had was vegan. These goya vegan refried black beans are the best I've ever had out of a can. I'm genuinely impressed.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram)
An image of four baby cats in a moment of surprise where they are spitting at the person taking the photo. Beneath that image is a hand-drawn version of the photo, which is both extreme and yet accurate at the same time.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New friend for jimothy?
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Facts, plain and straightforward 💯🎯
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is so he can claim it's not a valid document later.
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Kim Weeden @weedenkim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump's effort to rebrand AI as SI doesn't go far enough. It should be called Super Human Intelligence Technology. We'd get more accurate news headlines, like: "Under Trump, Government Turns to SHIT" or "SHIT Heads Visit White House"
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Alice 🎃🍂 @aliceapostate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So tired of being sick just let me sleeeeeep
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I predicted a class-based civil war years ago, and I still think it's coming. But yes, that response is savage and accurate.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an introvert, if I allow myself to act weird around you, that's like a cat trusting you and showing you it's tummy.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been trying to think of a good punishment for the rapist in chief. I think I finally got it. Tarred and feathered, followed by a public walk down a busy street. He wants a parade so damn much? Give him one. Make him the main attraction.
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Eric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Trump and the sycophants blame Biden maybe a reporter can ask “what’s the point of your holding office if after two years Biden is still in control? Doesn’t that make the GOP useless?”
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the most poignant performance I've ever seen. File this under "media that should exist even if it makes you uncomfortable, which it should". www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vB...
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Nina Simone: Strange Fruit (Live in Antibes, 1965)
YouTube video by Nina Simone
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thought: eventually, someone, somehow, somewhere, will invent the requisite technology to simulate a universe faster than realtime. However, there will be a limiting factor: entropy. While there is a TON of entropy in our universe, it is finite and decreasing.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something therapy helped me realize is that processing speech taxes my brain more than other sensory input, and affects me more than it does other people. This explains why so much of my music has no lyrics, and of the music that does, I prefer the tracks in a foreign language.
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Alexi Wolfe @alexiwolfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OK look. I have no love for spacex as a company. But. Rocket launches are Objectively Cool. So, you can bet your ass that when I found out about the spacex launch 36 seconds before takeoff I dropped everything and pulled up a live feed to catch it. Which I did.
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