Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 11htexting my mother from across the room and finally text "I'm looking at you, are you ignoring me? the texts say delivered" at which point she got VERY flustered and replied 😑😬🙃🫠 100
Reposted by ÆPixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“Guys at the gym are always running! And I’m like, what are you running from buddy? Commitment? Am I right ladies?” 0103
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026every year i think i'll be fine after my flu and COVID vax double shot, and every year i end up whimpering in bed and feeling so ill 120
Reposted by ÆJaime Green @jaimealyse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy nobel lit day to all who celebrate by checking Alex's feed 052
Reposted by ÆKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New Philly monster just dropped share.inquirer.com/Wrd1yTshare.inquirer.comOrifice the Awebot is Philly’s ‘magical’ response to Uber Eats robots"She’s part of our bringing delight and surprise and letting it ripple through the city." 1727358
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026weeks of hating emmerdale's most recent plots but one day where my beloved son gives a little speech about being formerly incarcerated and i'm a tiny bit proud of it again 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it finally happened: clicked on a dress thinking it would be cute for my toddler niece, but then found out it was actually a plus size item!! fat girls know it is always the reverse 010
Reposted by ÆLindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere. 12781202011
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026killing me that the étagère i have coveted for years and years for "one day" is finally available for free and the poster is saying "i would hate to put this in a landfill" 100
Reposted by Æpilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ok honestly who will hire me to write about 9-1-1 this season 3407
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026okay he stopped after 1) i yelled "you don't have a mother!" at the tv and 2) the video ran out of stock images of eggplant and used one of cookies instead 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my father is watching an ai italian guy from new york stereotype give him advice about how to cook eggplant and i tried to say i wouldn't believe this advice but he told me he trusts the guy even though he ALSO knows the guy isn't real 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i can't imagine there's an actual rule for this, but it feels like when talking about the actor taylor lautner and his wife taylor lautner, the correct address should be "the taylors lautner" 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026dad: it says you can only do it on the website. but i'm on the website! me: *are you*???? (father is silent) 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"sometimes" is playing in the lobby of the dispensary and i want to laugh so hard because it's the last thing i expected, but i feel like britney would approve 100
Reposted by Æchristina @xtinatheegreat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026all the best people are birds fans. 012
Reposted by ÆNBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026a guy who was on an okay to middling FX comedy lost his career over this 0102
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026aldi guy: (searching loaf of bread all over for the bar code) me: i know, it took me forever, it's— aldi guy: (finds it, hidden in crinkled corner of bag, sighs, holds it flat, scans) you know, they want us to scan 40 items a minute? me: ridiculous aldi guy: (gesturing) how can you with that? 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i'm going to be so jealous of whoever gets this painting i've been watching for weeks on fbmp. it's such a winner, the best thing i've seen in ages. 020
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it can happen to you: the song you've been waiting for a studio version of since april has stylistic use of autotune 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026one of my signature pieces of clothing is becoming literally threadbare in places and i need to retire it but i truly have gotten such wear out of it :( so depressing 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026reading about bari weiss trying to woo chris cuomo to cbs news and double checking the date but no, we didn't travel back in time to five years ago. if this were 2021, i would think wow, aggressive moves at cbs. but it's 2026, so it's just embarrassing this is the extent of her imagination. 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026there is no real emmerdale bluesky for me to interact with so this message is for no one but me in the future, but while i am definitely sad and shocked that our king jimmy king is getting killed off this week after a legendary two decade run, this decision is absolutely going to reinvigorate nicola 110
Reposted by Æjordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life." 164126789
Reposted by ÆGabby M Reads Books @ghmcgregor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Honoring Dolly's memory by making a donation to support her incredible Imagination Library program donate.imaginationlibrary.comdonate.imaginationlibrary.comHomeMake a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children. 011
Reposted by Æ✨💜 king 💜✨ @king-reinhardt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026How about this: Instead of hyping up the piece of shit TERF queen and her exceedingly mid books, we point kids in the direction of K.A. Applegate and her fantastic, terrifying Animorphs series? 4751241875
Reposted by ÆJJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“I know this is going to sound extremely radical, or crazy,” she recounted telling the woman, “but ICE is there at the gate, and they're looking for you."time.comICE Is Asking Gate Agents To Help Arrest Passengers. Some Are Pushing BackAn airline manager warned a passenger that ICE agents were waiting at her gate, helping her avoid a possible arrest. 491651584
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i will be devastated the day whoever maintains the hall & oates hotline decides to let it lapse. it's the only contact i carry over phone to phone just in case i need to test if i have service and don't want to bother anyone 110
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 14/08/2026lord, please let me retire from serving as tech support for my parents 110
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my cat's full name is smidgey; we call her smidge. i only just realized we only call her smidgey when we're disappointed in her and want her to know, like she's our rebellious teenage daughter we're addressing by full name 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026does everyone have a specific taxonomy of when they use heart emojis and what each one means or is that just me 110
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026nct 127 decided to have their first comeback in years and said you know what? leave nothing behind. and that includes going all in on making sure you know johnny should be on some kind of sexiest man alive list. dear god? 120
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 08/08/2026just one of those days where you explain the concept of nutritional yeast to your elderly parents 100
Reposted by ÆErnie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 04/08/2026I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu... 2048090
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026hell is a thread of before and after on ozempic selfies where the before is a thin woman in her twenties and the after is a REALLY thin woman in her twenties 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026happy to know that sailor moon and i got that knee pain in common 020
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 28/07/2026sometimes i think about how katie holmes made sure she was papp'd every month for a year in new york so when she fled her marriage she could have a valid case for filing there instead of in california. we really don't give her enough credit. 020
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026me: apple tv is down (after thirty minutes of troubleshooting so my father can watch ted lasso) dad: maybe if i... me: apple tv is down dad: and then if i— me: apple tv is down dad: yeah mom: we heard you me: but he just keeps trying to fix it!!!! 020
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026when my mom first moved to philly in the early '70s, she turned on action news one night and the opening went "and the big story tonight... the phillies win!" it was a random regular season game, and she thought wtf is this place 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026lesson learned: do not take meds on empty stomach if you don't feel hungry. absolutely do not do it. 000
Reposted by ÆAbraham Gutman @abgutman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Help us. We are fighting for a fair contract that protects The Philadelphia Inquirer's journalism, our livelihoods, and our healthcare. We need you. If you value local news and what we do, *please* sign and share our petition: phillynewsguild.com Let our management know we are not alone.phillynewsguild.comFair Contract Now — NewsGuild of Greater PhiladelphiaSign the petition. Stand with Philadelphia Inquirer workers fighting for a fair contract. 12250155
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 23/07/2026on the one hand, appreciate that fbmp knows that i have an eye. on the other, who is stupid enough to buy this new let alone used 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the king of the hill menopause episode is a perfect example of how the show has changed with time and yet stayed the same at heart and i wouldn't have it any other way 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026a positive mindset, day one: i did not kill myself today 281
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026i'm not the biggest follower of the royals but it is absurd to me how obvious it is when camilla's people talk to the press, and how she's never called on it. the authors always sound like they want to be her tampon. 000