Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 6harizona state finally "parting ways" with greg powers after almost TWO MONTHS... i am really speechless. i don't know how anyone there can defend the gap between the event and action. 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026she wants to watch a show on hgtv and i explained that though it airs tonight, we don't get the channel because we don't have cable, so she needs to wait until tomorrow on hbo max and she was so insistent that she could still watch the channel because she plays for hbo... max 🙃 i can't today! 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026texting my mother from across the room and finally text "I'm looking at you, are you ignoring me? the texts say delivered" at which point she got VERY flustered and replied 😑😬🙃🫠 100
Reposted by ÆPixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“Guys at the gym are always running! And I’m like, what are you running from buddy? Commitment? Am I right ladies?” 0103
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 12/10/2026a positive mindset, day 41: i thought about the crystal glasses i got in ohio at the goodwill around the corner from where i lived for those few hellish months and asked myself, why can't i drink out of these? why not me? so i had my seltzer in it today and felt very elegant. i deserve nice things. 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 12/10/2026took a looooooong break this time but to be fair, my last update was during a period of time that might have been the worst week of my life in terms of pure "what else could go wrong"edness. so! onwards! 110
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026every year i think i'll be fine after my flu and COVID vax double shot, and every year i end up whimpering in bed and feeling so ill 120
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this is a good omen for me, given my library copy just came in this morning 000
Reposted by ÆJaime Green @jaimealyse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy nobel lit day to all who celebrate by checking Alex's feed 052
Reposted by ÆKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New Philly monster just dropped share.inquirer.com/Wrd1yTshare.inquirer.comOrifice the Awebot is Philly’s ‘magical’ response to Uber Eats robots"She’s part of our bringing delight and surprise and letting it ripple through the city." 1727358
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026weeks of hating emmerdale's most recent plots but one day where my beloved son gives a little speech about being formerly incarcerated and i'm a tiny bit proud of it again 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it finally happened: clicked on a dress thinking it would be cute for my toddler niece, but then found out it was actually a plus size item!! fat girls know it is always the reverse 010
Reposted by ÆLindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere. 12781202011
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026in the nine minutes since taking the screenshot, it has marked as sold. godspeed, fellow champagne taste beer budget thrifter. i hope you are the happiest you've ever been. 001
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026killing me that the étagère i have coveted for years and years for "one day" is finally available for free and the poster is saying "i would hate to put this in a landfill" 100
Reposted by Æpilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ok honestly who will hire me to write about 9-1-1 this season 3407
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026okay he stopped after 1) i yelled "you don't have a mother!" at the tv and 2) the video ran out of stock images of eggplant and used one of cookies instead 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this man did not go to the trattoria! he did not grow up going to that street! his mama did not teach him a thing! HE IS NOT REAL 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my father is watching an ai italian guy from new york stereotype give him advice about how to cook eggplant and i tried to say i wouldn't believe this advice but he told me he trusts the guy even though he ALSO knows the guy isn't real 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i was surprised so many of them did it but i guess degrassi blood is actually thicker than water 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i can't imagine there's an actual rule for this, but it feels like when talking about the actor taylor lautner and his wife taylor lautner, the correct address should be "the taylors lautner" 010
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026he insisted he was but i know he was in the app after telling him several times you can't do it in the app 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026dad: it says you can only do it on the website. but i'm on the website! me: *are you*???? (father is silent) 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"sometimes" is playing in the lobby of the dispensary and i want to laugh so hard because it's the last thing i expected, but i feel like britney would approve 100
Reposted by Æchristina @xtinatheegreat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026all the best people are birds fans. 012
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026fully screenshot these two thoughts back to back because lol is anything more emblematic of watching an eagles game 011
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026a positive mindset, day forty: skipped a lot of days. but i broke down a door today! 🦵🦶🔓 131
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026a not positive mindset, day -one: i keep telling myself that i have an illness that makes everything feel so dark but it is very difficult to believe that i am not fundamentally a piece of garbage better off dead of no meaning or value to anyone 110
Reposted by ÆNBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026a guy who was on an okay to middling FX comedy lost his career over this 0102
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me: you can't aldi guy: i remember when they used to put the bar code on every side of the product me: exactly!! exactly. i thought i somehow got a loaf without a bar code earlier aldi guy: who designs this? 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026aldi guy: (searching loaf of bread all over for the bar code) me: i know, it took me forever, it's— aldi guy: (finds it, hidden in crinkled corner of bag, sighs, holds it flat, scans) you know, they want us to scan 40 items a minute? me: ridiculous aldi guy: (gesturing) how can you with that? 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026a positive mindset, day thirty-nine: didn't cry today! 130
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i'm going to be so jealous of whoever gets this painting i've been watching for weeks on fbmp. it's such a winner, the best thing i've seen in ages. 020
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026a positive mindset, day thirty-eight: was vulnerable to a friend and the world didn't end and i wasn't abandoned 130
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026a positive mindset, day thirty-seven: i asked three people for pep talks yesterday. three. do you have any idea how excruciating that was. i want to flay my skin from my fat and muscle. but i asked even though even now the idea of doing such a thing has my ears and cheeks red. i did it. 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026a positive mindset, days thirty-five and -six: overwhelmingly sad and self-loathing. but i am still alive. 120
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wouldn't mind on a different track but this one is so late eighties/early nineties and the usage it so wrong to me 😭 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it can happen to you: the song you've been waiting for a studio version of since april has stylistic use of autotune 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026maybe if no one jumps i can get one of these for my birthday in a few months 000
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i did find someone reselling theirs on poshmark... and someone else selling it new on mercari... but it's two sizes smaller. and to be fair, i am swimming in mine to a degree that didn't used to be too bad but i have since unintentionally lost weight so it's just not the best fit anymore 100
Æ @alexandra-ewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026one of my signature pieces of clothing is becoming literally threadbare in places and i need to retire it but i truly have gotten such wear out of it :( so depressing 100