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Santiago Huckleberry

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A luxury few can tolerate. Nonsense person. They/he. Was __heck at the bad place. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚽️⛸️⚾️🏎️🥟🍾

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/10/2026
The DJ is breaking out “Sandstorm” for at least the third time
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/10/2026
So far, during this rain delay, David Coulthard has admitted he’s never heard the word “detritus” and suggested that Kimi Antonelli will pee in his car during the race.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/10/2026
Lando Norris is going to put someone’s eye out with that thing
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/09/2026
THE POWER WENT OUT ON LAP 49
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/09/2026
Connecticut kind of rules
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/09/2026
This race is just me yelling NO over and over again
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 19/09/2026
Esteban Ocon reading this like
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50 Cent: What He Said F*** Me For!?
Alt: 50 Cent: What He Said F*** Me For!?
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 19/09/2026
Brutal and correct
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 19/09/2026
How did they get that performance out of SETH GREEN of all people
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 16/09/2026
(Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, bye Speed Racist)
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 16/09/2026
He’s got to be RAGING that he was replaced by a foreigner
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/09/2026
job market requirements are frankly getting out of hand
A screenshot of a job listing for a Regional Compliance Officer with the lede “Are you familiar with the Wealth Management industry, and able to provide anal…”
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026
9/11 is an objectively funny day to get laid off
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026
Well, now I have a memorable 25th 9/11 anniversary anecdote
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026
And I’m friends with everyone in the band to this day!
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026
My 9/11 story begins with “so I’d just been kicked out of college” and ends with my much-missed pal Dan Cohen and me taking the Chinatown bus from Boston to NYC to follow a band on a whim
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026
And Superchunk and Beulah, two all-timers
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 09/09/2026
Atletico Madrid are an affront to the sport of football. They are just brutal to watch
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 06/09/2026
The Monza marshals treated Charles Leclerc so gently and carefully, like a baby bird fallen out of the nest
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/09/2026
Even though I’ve never called a milkshake that, I know what a cabinet is mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A result screencap from mydialect.us showing that I talk most like someone from Rhode Island, big shock
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/09/2026
Colton Herta is not having a very good day
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 03/09/2026
I really love that the guy who primaried Ned Lamont from the alleged left sold his text message list to the chud Republican candidate. Great stuff.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 02/09/2026
I hope Meg White, wherever she is, is having an amazing day
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 31/08/2026
I’m trying to think of the wolf spider who’s taken up residence on my camera case as my unnerving new roommate who takes care of gnats
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026
One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 29/08/2026
Helllllllll yeah, enjoy retirement!!!
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 29/08/2026
The new Interpol album is incredibly good, btw
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 28/08/2026
I’m always amused by “appears younger than stated age.” Diagnosed with baby face!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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bilal grand prix in malaysia @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/08/2026
can't be too mad about converting a 5-6 to a 4-5, but not looking forward to a week of all the pundits being disproportionately mad at ferrari for the wrong reasons. I'd still take our pit wall over mclaren's or merc's any day, no question
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/08/2026
Carlos Sainz Jr., you will begin to cough in three days
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/08/2026
FUCKING CARLOS CARLOSING IT UP
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/08/2026
McLaren is who everybody thinks Ferrari is
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/08/2026
I know at best I’m going to get a D but it’s whatever, it’s better than nothing. This experience has been so frustrating and I just want to know if it’s asking too much for a little grace.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/08/2026
I just didn’t realize HOW badly it would affect me. I actually went out and got back on ADHD meds for the first time in twenty years, so I’m taking this very seriously! Should I go over the professor’s head and reach back out to the disability office and my student success coordinator?
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/08/2026
One of my professors was happy to give me an incomplete and I have a plan to catch up on everything. The other professor denied my incomplete request and has not replied to my emails. I tried to do things right at the beginning of the term and requested accommodations through the disability office.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/08/2026
I know I have a bunch of academics following me, so I want to get your perspective on the situation I’m in. Short version: I started school again after a decades-long hiatus, struggled really badly with ADHD, and wasn’t able to catch up on my classes after my vacation last month. How fucked am I?
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 21/08/2026
Who wants to help me abscond with them in the dead of night
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 21/08/2026
I’ve been getting sucked in by cat adoption profiles. The thing is, I have perfectly good cats! They’re just with my ex and he doesn’t want to give them up :(
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 17/08/2026
The long-awaited return of Scent Update
Gucci Mémoire d’une Odeur (appropriately named — keep sniffing myself to remember if I put anything on)
État Libre d’Orange Don’t Get Me Wrong, Baby, Yes I Do (a stunning woman dolled up to the nines with Elaine Stritch’s rasp)
Montale Honey Aoud (a bit of a cough syrup note in there, also I’m pretty sure I just don’t like cinnamon)
État Libre d’Orange She Was An Anomaly (she is cloying)
Imaginary Authors In Love With Everything (omg an Imaginary Authors i actually like??? Nostalgic but also a little grimy)
Olympic Orchids Night Flyer (fruit and dirt)
État Libre d’Orange Rien (nice subtle incense — would be great for layering)
Noteology Coconut Sugar (toooooooo sweet)
Onskad 30’ (interesting notes but the smoke overwhelms everything on me)
État Libre d’Orange You Or Someone Like You (pointy green notes and weirdly syrupy citrus in a fight to the death)
Confessions of a Rebel About Last Night (spicy and fun)A. N. Other WF/2020 (subtle, fresh, intensely nostalgic)
Mancera Melody of the Sun (gleaming bright and a tiny bit herbal)
Bluehill Blue Smoke (pretty and wistful)
Tocca Giulietta (smells exactly like the giant bottle of “cherry blossom” shower gel I got from TJ Maxx)
Christèle Jacquemin Enlightenment (goes on extremely herbal-medicinal, dries down to freezing cold wintry dirt)
Sarah Baker Loudo (stifling oud with sparkly sweet top notes)
Gallagher Fragrances Bergamust Noir (aquatic, orange blossom, and smoke — my skin chemistry just HATES this)
Carven L’Absolu (very dignified, upscale, lovely on somebody else)
YSL Black Opium (a fun, spicy, sticky vanilla)
Arquiste The Architect’s Club (savory vanilla, not my fave)
Acqua di Parma New Colonia C. L. U. B. (bergamot and pepper, nothing earth shattering, a little bit like nice shower gel)
La Nuit Nomade Jardins de Misfah (roses and baklava YUM)The Harmonist Metal Flower (humid, pointy, lush)
Sentier Oud Gaiac (sweetish skin scent, not really much oud?)
Memo Paris Odéon (basically Lush Rose Jam, which I love)
Une Nuit Nomade Love at First Sight (turbo lilac)
Memo Paris African Leather (saffron, leather, a little too musty)
Memo Paris Tamarindo (on the island in the sun, ai ai)
Memo Paris Ithaque (the Sichuan pepper makes this crazy interesting, I can’t stop sniffing myself)
Ormonde Jayne Frangipani (heady and almost overripe)
Mémoire 05 Candlelit Evening (it reminds me of something and I can’t put my finger on what)
Navitus Crème Imperiale (creamy with hints of wood, louche and luxurious)
État Libre d’Orange Vraie Blonde (big and brassy, a little smoky for me but would really pop on the right person)
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 17/08/2026
That’s a lot to deal with emotionally. I’m sorry.
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 15/08/2026
Catching up on STRANGE NEW WORLDS and that shore leave episode might be the best to ever do it
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/08/2026
Her name sounds so familiar and we had overlapping interests!
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/08/2026
This is a lovely story and I think I might have known the author online at some point in our teens?
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
13 Aug 2026
Heathcliff and several of his fans are laughing together in a big blimp with the word "DANK" printed in huge letters on its side. Heathcliff's girlfriend, Sonja, looks up at the blimp angrily, as a couple watches on. One of them says "She's tired of the dank blimp."
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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 12/08/2026
Somehow, I’ve managed to get the Instagram algorithm to only serve me ads for caviar, PrEP, and the Jeff Earnhardt Racing Experience.
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why the heck not?
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