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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 19h
excuse you. it was the console wars and we were a playstation household, so I was mostly making fun of my n64 friends for having a console that had a controller made for aliens and no textures in any of their games while I was playing metal gear solid, gran turismo, and front mission 3
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 20h
told a coworker about the choosing texas discourse and his primary reaction was to send the song to his mom because it sounded like something she would like. hate it when normies react normally to something when I was obviously fishing for fellow sicko behavior 😒
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
gonna watch that supercut of dallas players looking distraught on the sidelines in rio to feel something again, this aint it
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
they should make an NFL season where I don't feel the need to repost this
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
I forgot how rapidly these games can age me sometimes
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
GO BIRDS
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
logging on to make fun of the cowboys, what a bunch of losers
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Dave The Splatter @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Mike McDaniel, Los Angeles Chargers
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
luigi mogging in that merlot sweatersuns in four guy with a bolts jersey photoshopped over himpaul ryan curling some iron while wearing a backwards cap hello fellow kids styleben shapiro wearing an oversized heather grey pullover from that one music video he was in
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🎃 Booooooo!(ty) 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If u claim u’ve never heard the longest running #1 song, despite the fact that our measures for this have only gotten worse in the streaming era, chart positions are bought & paid for, & digital fragmentation has destroyed our shared cultural experience w music, maybe something is wrong w YOU
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
y'all still talking this much about the existence of algorithmic filter bubbles huh? "IIIIII've never heard it and so its chart topping status is truly inexplicable! ☝️🤓" I mean I guess better late than never to develop some awareness about the concept but sheesh do you have to be so loud about it?
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
is the franco hubbub just because lando said something into a mic and now the pundits have to give it weight? it was obviously a pretty bad mistake but nothing more than that? feel like I watched kvyat do way worse and much more often in his time? and people, even seb, were pretty normal about it?
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 27/09/2026
sports are dumb. I’ve always thought this.
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
not what I meant 😩
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
has anybody made the "tsolov will lose the F2 championship so red bull can let liam keep his seat without additional drama" post yet, because boy it sure would be convenient if he could stay in F2 for another year
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026
waking back up to watch the F2 finale and finding out carlos has been given a FIVE PLACE GRID DROP for not slowing under yellows... I have never said anything bad about the FIA
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026
the best tv shows list is wrong because its not at least 20% anime
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Trouble “Chosen One” Man @problemfellow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ai is enabling creative new ideas like “what if Spyro was a gen x white woman who called the cops every time she saw black teens in the local Wawa”
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026
sharing this problematic fav tweet for bi visibility day before logging off for the next several hours 🫡
Lizzie_Baseball tweet from Aug 25 where she quote posts a tweet asking "then what would be the difference between bi and pan then? genuine question" with her caption wisely stating, "bisexual means you're annoying in a millennial way pansexual means you're annoying in a zoomer way"
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026
finally, us yankees will have our own version of "there is a measurable dip in the japanese economy whenever a new dragon quest releases"
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
dub
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
choosin texas is a good song, actually
normal rockwell freedom of speech painting
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
on today's episode of
simply asking the feds to stop giving my overseas cousins more reasons to send me american news articles captioned "y'all just like us fr"
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
"dak's division dominance" unreal levels of cope
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
just like we drew it up
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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fans booing the winner, fights after the race, Bristol is so fucking back.
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
every sport should have hockey fighting rules, without exception
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
idk anything about tillamook, "muslim cheese" is when the uncles at the masjid make bad jokes
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 19/09/2026
share a tv show that raised you
from left to right, loosely: stinky pete, harold, sid, rhonda, arnold, olga, gerald, brainy, eugene, helga and phoebe sitting on the stoop in front of PS 118
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 18/09/2026
back at this place and there's these two little kids who are HYPED about cheeseburgers for dinner, like bro literally jumped up and down. ball knowers, both of them.
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 17/09/2026
I was made to learn about this latest update in the apparently real beef between sneako and clav, so naturally I need y'all to shoulder the burden with me
an alleged friend sharing a long clav tweet that reads:

"Correction: I said Duel is halal, not gambling.

Which is true, under the Islamic fiqh definition of qimar.

Gambling is absolutely haram under Islamic law.

However Duel is the first and only casino in the world to offer zero edge, where the house doesn't have an advantage.

Gambling is considered bad due to its destructive tendencies caused by negative expected value in the long run. All four Sunni schools would agree that zero edge gambling, when combined with the entertainment factor, generate a net positive return, making it fall under Islamic investing laws rather than gambling.

Duel is extremely halal, you just don't know your own religion."

with the caption "fatwas are being issued on twitter from streamer to streamer"
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 15/09/2026
FINALLY SOME INFO ON THE PERVERT GLASSES (AFFECTIONATE)
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can take the coach out of the Jets but you can’t take the Jets out of the coach
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
anyways, go birds
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
google keep markdown support when
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
UGO INTERVIEW IN THE POST RACE SHOW
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
"leclerc can continue to just keep pounding around" I'm literally always saying this jolyon
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
hahahahahahahahahaha
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
do you think F1's most normal and well adjusted fanbase has already started theorizing about one side of the garage conspiring to mess with the brakes of the others 👀 I'm too scared to check myself
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
wonder if lewis' problem can be fixed in the pits?
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
red bull asking max to let a merc by in spain... where have I seen this before
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
"checking in on the home heroes" cruel and unusual, for both them and for us tbh
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Cheering LFG
Alt: Taylor Swift screaming lets fucking go in a skybox
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026
lando shocked that he did such a good lap, he just like me fr
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026
at least we're all on the same page in this regard
screenshot of a bsky feed showing four separate posters lamenting having to witness the continued existence of Zak Brown
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026
kimi leaving max in saudi esque margins to the walls
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026
"there hasn't been any truly exciting new tech in the last decade" okay but have you opened your weather app during a thunderstorm and felt the haptic motor precisely mimic the pitter-patter of the rain outside into your palm
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026
been trying really hard not to comment on this tirade of his but damn... this one really only could've come from mister "the torment nexus is when you're mean in the replies actually" himself. I miss when people hadn't had their minds unglued at the seams by LLMs, in either direction tbh
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Ben @benjamage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I open up YouTube on my computer and immediately in my recommended see a video with a "Nintendo Direct bad"-esque title, and the Smash logo in the thumbnail. I think that's the fastest I've ever clicked "Not Interested" on a video. XD
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permissioned bilal @bilal.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026
nintendo: older games run better me: still not buying a switch 2 nintendo: pokopia me: no thanks nintendo: orbitals trailers me: nope nintendo: duskbloods previews me: nah nintendo, reaching for the bilal specific nuclear option: new side scrolling metroid sequel my bank account: goddammit
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