iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 5h

So far, during this rain delay, David Coulthard has admitted he’s never heard the word “detritus” and suggested that Kimi Antonelli will pee in his car during the race.

110

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 5h

Lando Norris is going to put someone’s eye out with that thing

011

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/09/2026

This race is just me yelling NO over and over again

010

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

1207636642

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 16/09/2026

He’s got to be RAGING that he was replaced by a foreigner

100

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/09/2026

job market requirements are frankly getting out of hand

A screenshot of a job listing for a Regional Compliance Officer with the lede “Are you familiar with the Wealth Management industry, and able to provide anal…”

050

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026

Well, now I have a memorable 25th 9/11 anniversary anecdote

110

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/09/2026

My 9/11 story begins with “so I’d just been kicked out of college” and ends with my much-missed pal Dan Cohen and me taking the Chinatown bus from Boston to NYC to follow a band on a whim

121

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 09/09/2026

Atletico Madrid are an affront to the sport of football. They are just brutal to watch

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 06/09/2026

The Monza marshals treated Charles Leclerc so gently and carefully, like a baby bird fallen out of the nest

050

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/09/2026

Even though I’ve never called a milkshake that, I know what a cabinet is mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

A result screencap from mydialect.us showing that I talk most like someone from Rhode Island, big shock

010

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/09/2026

Colton Herta is not having a very good day

010

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 03/09/2026

I really love that the guy who primaried Ned Lamont from the alleged left sold his text message list to the chud Republican candidate. Great stuff.

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 02/09/2026

I hope Meg White, wherever she is, is having an amazing day

080

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 31/08/2026

I’m trying to think of the wolf spider who’s taken up residence on my camera case as my unnerving new roommate who takes care of gnats

030

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026

One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.

172211489

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 29/08/2026

The new Interpol album is incredibly good, btw

010

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

2063894511013

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

bilal grand prix in malaysia @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/08/2026

can't be too mad about converting a 5-6 to a 4-5, but not looking forward to a week of all the pundits being disproportionately mad at ferrari for the wrong reasons. I'd still take our pit wall over mclaren's or merc's any day, no question

161

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/08/2026

Carlos Sainz Jr., you will begin to cough in three days

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/08/2026

McLaren is who everybody thinks Ferrari is

040

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/08/2026

I know I have a bunch of academics following me, so I want to get your perspective on the situation I’m in. Short version: I started school again after a decades-long hiatus, struggled really badly with ADHD, and wasn’t able to catch up on my classes after my vacation last month. How fucked am I?

131

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 21/08/2026

I’ve been getting sucked in by cat adoption profiles. The thing is, I have perfectly good cats! They’re just with my ex and he doesn’t want to give them up :(

251

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.

2859595992

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 17/08/2026

The long-awaited return of Scent Update

Gucci Mémoire d’une Odeur (appropriately named — keep sniffing myself to remember if I put anything on)
État Libre d’Orange Don’t Get Me Wrong, Baby, Yes I Do (a stunning woman dolled up to the nines with Elaine Stritch’s rasp)
Montale Honey Aoud (a bit of a cough syrup note in there, also I’m pretty sure I just don’t like cinnamon)
État Libre d’Orange She Was An Anomaly (she is cloying)
Imaginary Authors In Love With Everything (omg an Imaginary Authors i actually like??? Nostalgic but also a little grimy)
Olympic Orchids Night Flyer (fruit and dirt)
État Libre d’Orange Rien (nice subtle incense — would be great for layering)
Noteology Coconut Sugar (toooooooo sweet)
Onskad 30’ (interesting notes but the smoke overwhelms everything on me)
État Libre d’Orange You Or Someone Like You (pointy green notes and weirdly syrupy citrus in a fight to the death)
Confessions of a Rebel About Last Night (spicy and fun)

A. N. Other WF/2020 (subtle, fresh, intensely nostalgic)
Mancera Melody of the Sun (gleaming bright and a tiny bit herbal)
Bluehill Blue Smoke (pretty and wistful)
Tocca Giulietta (smells exactly like the giant bottle of “cherry blossom” shower gel I got from TJ Maxx)
Christèle Jacquemin Enlightenment (goes on extremely herbal-medicinal, dries down to freezing cold wintry dirt)
Sarah Baker Loudo (stifling oud with sparkly sweet top notes)
Gallagher Fragrances Bergamust Noir (aquatic, orange blossom, and smoke — my skin chemistry just HATES this)
Carven L’Absolu (very dignified, upscale, lovely on somebody else)
YSL Black Opium (a fun, spicy, sticky vanilla)
Arquiste The Architect’s Club (savory vanilla, not my fave)
Acqua di Parma New Colonia C. L. U. B. (bergamot and pepper, nothing earth shattering, a little bit like nice shower gel)
La Nuit Nomade Jardins de Misfah (roses and baklava YUM)

The Harmonist Metal Flower (humid, pointy, lush)
Sentier Oud Gaiac (sweetish skin scent, not really much oud?)
Memo Paris Odéon (basically Lush Rose Jam, which I love)
Une Nuit Nomade Love at First Sight (turbo lilac)
Memo Paris African Leather (saffron, leather, a little too musty)
Memo Paris Tamarindo (on the island in the sun, ai ai)
Memo Paris Ithaque (the Sichuan pepper makes this crazy interesting, I can’t stop sniffing myself)
Ormonde Jayne Frangipani (heady and almost overripe)
Mémoire 05 Candlelit Evening (it reminds me of something and I can’t put my finger on what)
Navitus Crème Imperiale (creamy with hints of wood, louche and luxurious)
État Libre d’Orange Vraie Blonde (big and brassy, a little smoky for me but would really pop on the right person)

010

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 15/08/2026

Catching up on STRANGE NEW WORLDS and that shore leave episode might be the best to ever do it

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/08/2026

This is a lovely story and I think I might have known the author online at some point in our teens?

140

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 12/08/2026

Somehow, I’ve managed to get the Instagram algorithm to only serve me ads for caviar, PrEP, and the Jeff Earnhardt Racing Experience.

000

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Why the heck not?

3242

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

86211416651

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 02/08/2026

I don’t understand how Olivia Dean is so popular when it sounds like she’s improvising over the demo setting on her keyboard

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/07/2026

The Carlos pile-on today is making my heart sing

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/07/2026

I think I might’ve actually hexed James Vowles when I saw him at the Williams fan zone last season. You’re welcome?

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 25/07/2026

If I were a Formula1 WAG I would simply bite Kym Illman with full jaw strength

020

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 21/07/2026

Thora Birch as Enid looks more like teenage me than I did

011

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 21/07/2026

The local bears had a river tubing get together and I MISSED IT 😡

010

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

mitch is starting for argentina but they're subbing him out after 20 minutes

1362

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 19/07/2026

Oh man this final is going to get RANCID

000

Reposted by Santiago Huckleberry

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Djed Spence is ready to die for this shit

1022511

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 15/07/2026

ANTHONY GORDON THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS I NEVER ONCE SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE A WEASEL

000

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/07/2026

Who needs air quality updates when you have Orange Sunbeam At Noon. Orange Sunbeam perfe ct air quality indicator

010

Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 13/07/2026

I don’t know how to elaborate on this right now, but a lot of people I know live in room temperature tap water world when they absolutely don’t have to.

000