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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 07/10/2026

It’s for checking in! I need room for souvenirs. This is the green one

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 06/10/2026

I’m going on a few trips in the nearish future and need a medium suitcase. Is this TOO you know

An iridescent charcoal suitcase. It also comes in highlighter green, so this is positively restrained.

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/09/2026

job market requirements are frankly getting out of hand

A screenshot of a job listing for a Regional Compliance Officer with the lede “Are you familiar with the Wealth Management industry, and able to provide anal…”

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/09/2026

Even though I’ve never called a milkshake that, I know what a cabinet is mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

A result screencap from mydialect.us showing that I talk most like someone from Rhode Island, big shock

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 17/08/2026

The long-awaited return of Scent Update

Gucci Mémoire d’une Odeur (appropriately named — keep sniffing myself to remember if I put anything on)
État Libre d’Orange Don’t Get Me Wrong, Baby, Yes I Do (a stunning woman dolled up to the nines with Elaine Stritch’s rasp)
Montale Honey Aoud (a bit of a cough syrup note in there, also I’m pretty sure I just don’t like cinnamon)
État Libre d’Orange She Was An Anomaly (she is cloying)
Imaginary Authors In Love With Everything (omg an Imaginary Authors i actually like??? Nostalgic but also a little grimy)
Olympic Orchids Night Flyer (fruit and dirt)
État Libre d’Orange Rien (nice subtle incense — would be great for layering)
Noteology Coconut Sugar (toooooooo sweet)
Onskad 30’ (interesting notes but the smoke overwhelms everything on me)
État Libre d’Orange You Or Someone Like You (pointy green notes and weirdly syrupy citrus in a fight to the death)
Confessions of a Rebel About Last Night (spicy and fun)

A. N. Other WF/2020 (subtle, fresh, intensely nostalgic)
Mancera Melody of the Sun (gleaming bright and a tiny bit herbal)
Bluehill Blue Smoke (pretty and wistful)
Tocca Giulietta (smells exactly like the giant bottle of “cherry blossom” shower gel I got from TJ Maxx)
Christèle Jacquemin Enlightenment (goes on extremely herbal-medicinal, dries down to freezing cold wintry dirt)
Sarah Baker Loudo (stifling oud with sparkly sweet top notes)
Gallagher Fragrances Bergamust Noir (aquatic, orange blossom, and smoke — my skin chemistry just HATES this)
Carven L’Absolu (very dignified, upscale, lovely on somebody else)
YSL Black Opium (a fun, spicy, sticky vanilla)
Arquiste The Architect’s Club (savory vanilla, not my fave)
Acqua di Parma New Colonia C. L. U. B. (bergamot and pepper, nothing earth shattering, a little bit like nice shower gel)
La Nuit Nomade Jardins de Misfah (roses and baklava YUM)

The Harmonist Metal Flower (humid, pointy, lush)
Sentier Oud Gaiac (sweetish skin scent, not really much oud?)
Memo Paris Odéon (basically Lush Rose Jam, which I love)
Une Nuit Nomade Love at First Sight (turbo lilac)
Memo Paris African Leather (saffron, leather, a little too musty)
Memo Paris Tamarindo (on the island in the sun, ai ai)
Memo Paris Ithaque (the Sichuan pepper makes this crazy interesting, I can’t stop sniffing myself)
Ormonde Jayne Frangipani (heady and almost overripe)
Mémoire 05 Candlelit Evening (it reminds me of something and I can’t put my finger on what)
Navitus Crème Imperiale (creamy with hints of wood, louche and luxurious)
État Libre d’Orange Vraie Blonde (big and brassy, a little smoky for me but would really pop on the right person)

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/07/2026

Who needs air quality updates when you have Orange Sunbeam At Noon. Orange Sunbeam perfe ct air quality indicator

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 04/07/2026

Congrats to the happy couple! And commiserations to young Arvid

A screenshot of an article which reads

Here is the full starting grid for British GP at Silverstone

1st Kimi Antonelli
2nd Charles Leclerc
3rd Lewis Hamilton
4th George Hamilton
5th Isack Hadjar
6th Lando Norris
7th Max Verstappen
8th Oscar Piastri
9th Arvid Lindbland

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 30/06/2026

This miscreant. He was tapping at the windowpane and twisting his head down to where the window was open to scope out the room.

An enormous seagull on the ledge of a window, looking inside.

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 26/06/2026

Me on a tour with my dad and a bunch of other senior citizens

A tweet by @bennybrainbugs showing a picture of Jesse Pinkman with the text “Ohh my beautiful daughter how feminine are you on this womanly day”

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/04/2026

Did, uh. Did any of you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force

An electric toothbrush holder shaped like an unnerving dog-banana hybrid

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 23/04/2026

It’s called fashion, sweetie, look it up

Sergio Perez in WWD, an alleged fashion magazine, wearing off the rack Tommy Hilfiger and a baseball cap and smiling

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/04/2026

The triumphant return of Scent Update

Histoires de Parfums This Is Not A Blue Bottle (aquatic patchouli whyyyyyyyy)
DS & Durga Steamed Rainbow (a kaleidoscope of flowers)
Le Labo Ylang 49 (soft warm green)
Histoires de Parfums Moulin Rouge 1889 (lipstick and car freshener)
Marc Jacobs Daisy Dream (scented doll)
Calvin Klein Downtown (I have no idea what this smells like, just that it’s an instant headache)
Le Labo Patchouli 24 (not as stanky as it could be tbh)
DSquared2 Wood (false advertising)
Atelier Cologne Cèdre Atlas (very light natural forest smell)
Room 1015 Purple Mantra (my bedroom in high school)
Grace de Monaco Promenade sur le Rocher (pretty floral that I’m sure I’d enjoy more as a candle — lucky for me there is one)
Michel Germain Sexual Paris (pleasant, but neither sexual nor Parisian. Nice scent for nice boys)
Scents of Wood Hinoki in Hinoki (mellow and green)

Memo Paris Sintra (I wish orange blossom didn’t smell like plastic on me)
Gendarme Grabazzi (delicious high end soap)
Un Nuit Nomade Bohemian Soul (smells like what I thought being an adult would smell like when I was ten)
D&G Dolce (candy and a very pretty floral arrangement)
YSL Libre (the fuckin orange blossom that turns to fuckin plastic on my fuckin skin every fuckin time)
Acqua di Parma Colonia Intensa (bright sunshine in an herb garden)
Le Jardin Retrouvé Sandalwood Sacré (kicks Santal 33 in the dick)
Atelier Cologne Lemon Island (some whores stole me while I was wearing this)
Phlur Apricot Privée (sweet but not sickly, fruity but not Bath and Body Works)
Imaginary Authors Memoirs of a Trespasser (wants to be a boozy Kilian fragrance so badly!!)

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 20/04/2026

Btw, if my account gets suspended, I want you all to know why

Me wishing pain, misery, and death upon former Red Sox pitcher and human garbage Curt Schilling

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 13/04/2026

Anyway, I bought this secondhand and it DOES bring me joy (esp after looking for one for about six months)

My disembodied hand holding a vintage Kodak Film Pod, a little cylindrical pouch that holds two rolls of film and snaps on top of the strap of your bag

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 06/04/2026

No one told me that being a side sleeping CPAP user would involve so many pillows

A bed with brightly colored Marimekko bedding, several pillows, a bolster, a throw pillow, a Squishmallow, and a small Gudetama plush. Each of these have a purpose and are not strictly decorative.

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 28/03/2026

I need to confirm with someone who knows more about houseplants than O do, but I just picked up a plant that was either modestly underpriced or EXTREMELY underpriced

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 30/01/2026

I was informed that I was a snob for not enjoying Indy

An executive order signed today by President Donald J. Trump directed the White House Task Force on Celebrating America’s 250th Birthday to designate a race route through Washington, D.C. and the National Mall for the purposes of conducting an NTT INDYCAR SERIES race on Aug. 21-23, 2026. The event will recognize the historic milestone of America’s independence in addition to celebrating the unparalleled tradition and legacy of America’s motorsports industry.

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/01/2026

If you need me, I will be answering to this going forward

A Voluspa scented jar candle labeled Santiago Huckleberry

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 06/12/2025

Cleaned my office up before my first day at the new job on Monday, please clap

A photo of a 6 foot by 8 foot room lit with mood lighting. There are two large bookcases filled with somewhat neatly arranged stuff and a desk with a two monitor setup taking up almost all the space in the room.

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 27/11/2025

Post something random or you'll have an awful December.

A photo of a stack of fiber crafting books at a book sale, including one which is entitled NEEDLEPLAY

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 22/11/2025

I’m in the Hello Kitty grandstand at the Vegas GP and I have a hat with ears

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 16/10/2025

Today is an excellent day for birthdays: @sophiahelix.bsky.social, Charles Leclerc, and Grady!

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 14/10/2025

Somehow I’ve got to digitize all of these

A Rubbermaid bin filled with 25 year old theater bootleg cassettes

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 12/10/2025

Does this mean I’m officially trans now

A bespectacled guy holding a small Blåhaj

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 11/10/2025

I would lay down my life for Safety Boy

An ad of unknown vintage from an arborist service, featuring a small scruffy-looking dog in a high-viz vest with the caption “Safety Boy says: It’s time for… reduced winter rates!!”

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 08/10/2025

Got this shot of Jean Alesi's run at Monza on a point and shoot!

Jean Alesi driving the Ferrari 412T2 at Monza before the 2025 Italian Grand Prix

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Santiago Huckleberry @alexanderwren.online · 05/10/2025

When Zak Brown and Andrea Stella are next to each other all I can think of is that tweet that said they’re an evil groundhog and a mischievous mouse turned human