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Alejo Pereyra

@alejo.io
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26 y/o | He/Him Yes, I made cc.alejo.io & pronouns.alejo.io

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk.
Blue: Looks like it's been raining pretty hard.
Green: Yep.

Blue looks down as they approach a puddle.
Blue: Be careful, it's hard to tell a puddle from a pothole.

Blue watches silently as Green calmly and confidently continues to walk towards the puddle.
Green: Don't worry, I know how to watch whe-

Blue says nothing as Green instantly sinks ears deep into the water. The puddle was a pothole after all.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 08/09/2026
Twitch has removed the Just Catting category. Just Catting was originally a 2024 April Fools' joke, but it became permanent a week later because of positive feedback. It resulted in ~500,000 Watch Hours per year.
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Trash Mob Minis @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 30/05/2026
things no one asked for for $500 alex
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oryen 🐰🌙 @oryen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Updated pictures of this cutie. He’s so pretty! 🥰
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the video game industry is a mess
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
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🌸Madi¹³¹ @madiduvernay.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
bro if your answer to “what’s your thoughts on ICE?” is to go on a brainless tangent on not going to streamers for political opinions instead of easily saying “F*ck ICE,” that’s all we need to know about your opinions lmao
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/10/2025
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
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Vyne 🐰🌿 VALHEIM 1.0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @vyne.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
When brands are trying to hit their affiliate/sponsorship quota
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 17/09/2025
New PR: 150kg/330lbs in squats, 6 reps. I do not look forward to waking up tomorrow
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What an expertly called shot
A screenshot of an article titled "the most radical act of feminism? Using AI"
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 30/08/2025
Update: Legs hurty, going down the stairs was a pain
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 29/08/2025
My legs will never recover from this. (140kg/308lbs on squats, 6 reps)
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 23/08/2025
Live now with Black Mesa! I never actually played a Half-Life campaign before, so I have very little idea what I am diving into www.twitch.tv/alejo_47
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 09/07/2025
First solo run of @landfall.se's PEAK just cause, took ~92 mins, almost made it to the top first try, but ran out of food
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oryen 🐰🌙 @oryen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If you use my link for your Twitchcon tickets, this boy can get more treats. ticketfairy.com/r/39179/505900
Dog “Knight” in a field of clovers.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
6/6 That's all she wrote
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
5/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
3/6
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
2/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Will delete soonish so read it while you can 1/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Jambo 🐻 @playwithjambo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Back in the day I worked a job with a coworker where we used to send Overwatch memes back and forth to each other, and I was just reminded (thanks internet) about the time I accidentally sent one of those memes I had saved in a doc to a potential new employer rather than my resume. 🥲
email reads:

good morning carly,

i appreciate the quick response! please see the attached current resume, per your request, and let me know which time works best for you for our phone interview. thank you! and a blocked out space to protect my full name

the attachment preview is a picture of barry benson from the bee movie in a cowboy hat saying "it's hive noon"the attachment from the email that shows the full meme with the following lines next to barry benson in a cowbody hat

its hive noon

the names mcbee

honey aint gonna dispense itself

i'm your hucklebee

bee ass mother fucker
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
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oryen 🐰🌙 @oryen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Meet my new family member, Knight.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 08/05/2025
Twitch has launched Treasure Trains, where if you hit Level 5, it unlocks a 35% discount on five or more gifted subs for a short time. The discount is split with the streamer.
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
IT IS I, POKEY!!!!  I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 03/03/2025
Live playing some hitman, you know the drill www.twitch.tv/alejo_47
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Alejo_47 - Twitch
Back on Hitman, casual runs, maybe hardcore later
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 15/02/2025
Chilling and getting back on Hitman after forever Come tell me how my audio is wrong because I had to re-do my setup www.twitch.tv/alejo_47
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Alejo_47 - Twitch
25 years old. Full-time Software Engineer. I sometimes stream Coding or random Games.
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 01/01/2025
HI all! Happy new year! In the spirit of the new year, I gotta say that 2024 had a lot more downs than ups, though thankfully the ups, while fewer, were more significant, and I am glad that's been the case, since 2023 was a bit of a sour year.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The image is a six panel black and white comic. The first panel shows a young girl with messy hair looking around as a few notable memes from the early 2000's hover behind her, such as "keyboard cat" and "caramelldansen". The girl is saying "haha. Funny."   In the second panel the same girl, slightly older now, looks around as more memes from the early 2010's slowly move past behind her, such as "nyan cat" and "doge" and other notable memes. She is saying "hehe"   Panel three is zoomed out a bit more, showing more of the woman, now with even more memes from the late 2010's moving quickly behind her, significantly blurred. She is less enthusiastic now, saying only "hm".   Panel four now shows her in the middle of the panel, bewildered as many memes from 2020-2024 whiz past behind her at a speed that has the images almost completely blurred. A second humanoid figure from the right leans in and says "Hey, have you seen that new meme?"  Panel five shows a similar image, now with the girl looking around at the memes behind her in thought.  In panel six she looks back to the figure to the right and simply utters "rizzler."
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
every day I get mileage out of this, literally every day
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person sitting on ground: I'm cringe
panel 2
second person comes over to person sitting on ground, puts a hand on their shoulder
panel 3 
second person shows first person a desktop with twitter written on it
panel 4
first person: wow, Elon Musk is such a fucking loser
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
posting my best work till I rebuild a following #11
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 16/11/2024
Went back to the gym after like a month this week, my legs are in constant pain, but I only dropped 20kg in my squats max(From 130 to 110, while still doing 6 reps) so... Yay?
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 15/11/2024
💡 Tip: You can set your website as your username on Bluesky! This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br. Here's our guide for how to do this:
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How to set your domain as your handle - Bluesky
Using a domain as your handle helps with account identity, verification, and portability. Here's how to set your domain as your handle.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Nerd and Jock 270
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
posting my best work till I rebuild a following #9
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
posting my best work till I rebuild a following #8
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 11/11/2024
The urge to get one is way too strong 😭 I love these comics
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 09/11/2024
A couple hundred followers late but THANKS FOR 5K ON HERE! Here's the feet reveal y'all wanted!
Me sitting on the ground in my kitchen holding up my feet that look suspiciously like hands
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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