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Alejo Pereyra

@alejo.io
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26 y/o | He/Him Yes, I made cc.alejo.io & pronouns.alejo.io

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk.
Blue: Looks like it's been raining pretty hard.
Green: Yep.

Blue looks down as they approach a puddle.
Blue: Be careful, it's hard to tell a puddle from a pothole.

Blue watches silently as Green calmly and confidently continues to walk towards the puddle.
Green: Don't worry, I know how to watch whe-

Blue says nothing as Green instantly sinks ears deep into the water. The puddle was a pothole after all.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 08/09/2026
Twitch has removed the Just Catting category. Just Catting was originally a 2024 April Fools' joke, but it became permanent a week later because of positive feedback. It resulted in ~500,000 Watch Hours per year.
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 26/06/2026
I think you need 27 more, personally
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 12/06/2026
This literally comes off worse than just having him answer either "no", "yeah, but either they are not good and we have to fix them" or "yes, but we don't use those scripts in final release" 😭
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
🐁🐘
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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chrismelberger @chris.neatdu.de · 30/05/2026
things no one asked for for $500 alex
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 09/05/2026
You're like the third person I know that has started learning 3D modeling or related stuff in this month, I'm here for it
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 23/04/2026
Happy!
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 23/04/2026
GoScript
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oryen 🐰🌙 @oryen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Updated pictures of this cutie. He’s so pretty! 🥰
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 21/04/2026
The goodest of boyos 🥺
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the video game industry is a mess
“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
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🌸Madi¹³¹ @madiduvernay.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
bro if your answer to “what’s your thoughts on ICE?” is to go on a brainless tangent on not going to streamers for political opinions instead of easily saying “F*ck ICE,” that’s all we need to know about your opinions lmao
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 28/10/2025
Should've done TC
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/10/2025
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 18/10/2025
Oh, hey, I thought I saw you getting breakfast this morning lol Was wondering if you were here or what
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Vyne 🐰🌿 VALHEIM 1.0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @vyne.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
When brands are trying to hit their affiliate/sponsorship quota
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 13/10/2025
He probably went away on his own, dogs have that tendency to go be alone when they are about to pass, mine went and hid in between plants and stuff in my parents' backyard
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 25/09/2025
Got the moves, goddamn
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 18/09/2025
I do not have a cat, but tell yours that I said pspsps
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 17/09/2025
New PR: 150kg/330lbs in squats, 6 reps. I do not look forward to waking up tomorrow
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 16/09/2025
And the NPC is like super eager to handle everything for them, and the reason? They were baking something and REALLY needed that strange egg which turns out was just a regular egg that some kids painted as a joke
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 16/09/2025
Now you gotta give them an NPC that is cooperative, but like... TOO cooperative: Stuck in a room they gotta escape from? NPC solves the puzzle before the players do. In a fight with a bunch of enemies? NPC does not do a lot of damage but explicitly finishes off every single one of the enemies
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 10/09/2025
Felt that, living in South America whilst having friends all over the US sucks 😭
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What an expertly called shot
A screenshot of an article titled "the most radical act of feminism? Using AI"
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 10/09/2025
Say less, flying over after TC
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 10/09/2025
Oh, fuck yeah
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 30/08/2025
Update: Legs hurty, going down the stairs was a pain
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 29/08/2025
My legs will never recover from this. (140kg/308lbs on squats, 6 reps)
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 24/08/2025
Sick frontflip yo
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 23/08/2025
Live now with Black Mesa! I never actually played a Half-Life campaign before, so I have very little idea what I am diving into www.twitch.tv/alejo_47
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
panel 1
man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 17/07/2025
Nonsense, you'll be around until I can hit AI with a chair
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 10/07/2025
Rubber ducks, lots of rubber ducks
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Alejo Pereyra @alejo.io · 09/07/2025
First solo run of @landfall.se's PEAK just cause, took ~92 mins, almost made it to the top first try, but ran out of food
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oryen 🐰🌙 @oryen.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If you use my link for your Twitchcon tickets, this boy can get more treats. ticketfairy.com/r/39179/505900
Dog “Knight” in a field of clovers.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
6/6 That's all she wrote
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
5/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
4/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
3/6
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
2/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Will delete soonish so read it while you can 1/6
Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad
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Jambo 🐻 @playwithjambo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Back in the day I worked a job with a coworker where we used to send Overwatch memes back and forth to each other, and I was just reminded (thanks internet) about the time I accidentally sent one of those memes I had saved in a doc to a potential new employer rather than my resume. 🥲
email reads:

good morning carly,

i appreciate the quick response! please see the attached current resume, per your request, and let me know which time works best for you for our phone interview. thank you! and a blocked out space to protect my full name

the attachment preview is a picture of barry benson from the bee movie in a cowboy hat saying "it's hive noon"the attachment from the email that shows the full meme with the following lines next to barry benson in a cowbody hat

its hive noon

the names mcbee

honey aint gonna dispense itself

i'm your hucklebee

bee ass mother fucker
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
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oryen 🐰🌙 @oryen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Meet my new family member, Knight.
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