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Alchemister5

@alchemister5.bsky.social
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Director / Producer. Making Esports content since 2001. Former DNP, Blizzard, Eleague, MLG, ESL, GotFragTV and MFAVP.

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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 15h
Is it still a dogwhistle if it makes everyone’s ears bleed?
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 22h
The Pentagon is informing more than two million current and former military members that their personnel records and sensitive personal information were stolen over a months-long compromise of one of its networks: arstechnica.visitlink.me/c-iBnR
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Hacks of 2 federal agencies in a month have spilled a bonanza of sensitive data
It has been a bad month for federal government cybersecurity.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 01/10/2026
Today we’re launching Opt Out October, our guide for opting out of certain features and finding alternatives to products made by big tech companies. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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Happy Opt Out October! Let’s Find Real Alternatives to the Tech Giants
Over the years, the major tech companies have found all sorts of ways to embed themselves into our lives. We often use their software, their AI tools, their social media, and their operating systems
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fact… #BookSky
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
The American Bar Association laid out the receipts. Big donors get appointments. Big money flows in, investigations disappear, pardons follow, regulations loosen and foreign governments get favorable treatment. The article calls it an “unprecedented pay-to-play culture.” #PayToPlayPresident
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone only got one treat tonight. One.
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have yet to touch software that AI has made better. Most of google products have gone to shit. Outlook keeps trying to fix emails because it doesn't understand tech jargon.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the "Unites States" of "Super Intelligence," "Issues Are Remediated" emptywheel.net/2026/09/30/i...
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In the "Unites States" of "Super Intelligence," "Issues Are Remediated" - emptywheel
Once you realize Trump's morally binding AI code doesn't even spell "United States" properly, the whole sham looks even more ominous.
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With regard to the overt and jaw-dropping use of public money to manufacture and broadcast Trump politicals ads, I'm just spitballing here, but maybe, perhaps, if the U.S. Supreme Court didn't give the president blanket immunity from prosecution for crimes he wouldn't feel so comfortable criming.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It takes genuine talent to be this wrong
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For nearly two years, I've been investigating a pattern of ominous legal letters sent to journalists by defamation counsel representing Bobby Kotick. That investigation is finally live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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joemag @joemag.games · 24/09/2026
LinkedIn Post: So sorry to hear about the layoffs at X but we have plenty of roles at the Layoff Factory where you can spend months interviewing to maybe work on a project that'll grind you into dust then get suddenly canned when our other money faucet runs dry. My heart goes out to youuu!
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what will happen with your mail in vote right?
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him" - Norm www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 23/09/2026
Next they are going to strip car insurance from anyone who hasn’t had an accident recently.
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't let your children grow up to be thin skinned little bitches like Trump.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want to know when the MST3K shows will be available, step right up, here’s the info, right here! FYI I directed ep. 3, the Mystery Title.
MST3K: the RiffTrax Experiments DIGITAL RELEASE DATES info
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Techdirt @techdirt.com · 21/09/2026
The Metric Is Not The Mission: History Rarely Announces Itself The Metric Is Not the Mission is a ten-part examination of how Big Tech moved from building and expanding the open internet to... www.techdirt.com/2026/09/21/the-met…
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The Metric Is Not The Mission: History Rarely Announces Itself
The Metric Is Not the Mission is a ten-part examination of how Big Tech moved from building and expanding the open internet to increasingly shaping it around its own metrics, incentives and assumptions. Across the series, the argument follows the evolution of the platform economy—from the optimism of the early internet to the growing tensions...
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why would Biden do this to us?
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joemag @joemag.games · 21/09/2026
steal like an artist my friends, steal like an artist
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Liz Schiller #DefundthePolice @lizzzs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why you can't record media anymore, even though the VCR was incredibly popular, and how that connects to trucks you can't repair, printers that won't work without the most expensive ink, and believe it or not Trump's tariffs. Better things exist, why can't we have them?
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The future tense of the headline (“will pay him back”) conflicts with the past tense that the president used (“I hear he’s paid him back”). The story doesn’t tell us whether the Times attempted to confirm whether Don Jr. has done this or plans to do so. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/u...
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Trump Says His Son Will Pay Back Russian Businessman for Wedding Party
The president said his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., had decided to return the money, but defended the gift worth hundreds of thousands of dollars as “totally allowed.”
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Choose your fighter.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Americans are bizarrely unaware of Russian sabotage and assassination operations running right now on their soil. Does this have something to do with the fact that the Kremlin paid for Trump Jr's wedding?
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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This Is Fine Dog Meme - Everything's Fine
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It...uh...is not meant to be a competition
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We would still have leaded gas and paint if these fuckers were around in the 80s.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/09/2026
Amazon Web Services didn’t design its data centers to withstand war, and now the company admits it can’t recover what’s been lost. www.wired.com/story/custom...
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Customer Data Permanently Lost in Iran Strikes on Amazon Data Centers
Amazon Web Services didn’t design its data centers to withstand war, and now the company admits it can’t recover what’s been lost.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In a normal, functioning democracy, this would end his presidency tonight.
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He still doesn't understand how trade works.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We know Trump will always follow the law.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is ALWAYS worth remembering that the United States flipped from majority rural to majority urban about a century ago (sometime between the 1920 and 1930 censuses) and never ever even once came close to reversing. This is an urban nation, has been for longer than almost everyone has been alive.
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 13/09/2026
It's a basic thing that no one even bothers to talk about anymore. But he's simply never understood what trade deficits are. Never. When you are getting net investment into your country, you have a trade deficit. But that's good! Trade deficits and surpluses are not inherently good or bad.
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wonder if he has a comment about Fallen retiring from Counter Strike? Like does he even care about history?
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The AI bros saying they need to slow down because AI is too good feels a bit like the car dealer who tells the customer “I think this might be too much car for you, sir.”
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 12/09/2026
As I’ve been explaining: the mega-VCs can now sell their investment in a company to *another one of their own funds*, and capture the increase in valuation between rounds on their books—even if the company they invested in has never had any products, revenues or profits. anildash.com/2026/09/02/c...
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VC isn’t VC anymore — understanding the rise of Cancer Capital - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Trump lunges toward and growls at a reporter (a woman) who asked him about why he's offering money to voters if his economic policies are working (Andrew Harnik/Getty)
pic of an orange-faced Trump leaning forward with an angry look on his face as he snaps at a reporter
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joemag @joemag.games · 11/09/2026
alright well, NOW I’m concerned
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump never has to work hard to spread his lies. Everyone just quotes him without a follow up for clicks. Then dumbshits believe him.
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Alchemister5 @alchemister5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stop quoting his lies damn it.
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