alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026didnt read this as literally about the joker at first this idea also describes a lot of fellow travelers (libs and leftists!) who think social conservativism is essentially fake and they're actually temporarily embarrassed socialists who just need to see the light of universal healthcare 030
Reposted by alasdairFischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@trimet.org is building a “transit champion” mailing list for the legislative session next year. would encourage everyone who follows me to sign up: trimet.org/championstrimet.orgTransit needs you now.Join the Transit Champions and help protect the TriMet bus and MAX service our community depends on. 69156
Reposted by alasdairamb @amb.fyi · 19/09/2026eliminating I-5 for a week seems to have caused remarkably minimal disruption to Portland's regional traffic flows. so why again do ODOT, Governor Kotek and the Oregon Legislature think we should spend three billion dollars (!) to literally double the width of lanes on I-5 through North Portland? 17019
Reposted by alasdairamb @amb.fyi · 07/09/2026get ready to cyber bully your legislators that restoring and expanding bus service is a nonnegotiable component of a 2027 transportation package. It won’t happen unless we annoy the crap out of them with untold hundreds of angry constituents blowing up their inboxes and phone lines 16219
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026love whenever I have to use one of these things in downtown tigard lol significantly more annoying to lock up at but great for virtue signaling that you could bike here 020
Reposted by alasdairmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If the Dems do a Project 2029 type thing of shovel ready policy papers it's gonna be a lot of shit like "loan forgiveness for pell grant recipients who start business" when it should be "we asked 50 retired OEM dealer relations lawyers how to fuck over car dealers and here's what they said" 381721262
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026claude code whinging it didn't have enough context to do a task 040
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026they also banned battery energy storage lol great job everybody 020
Reposted by alasdairRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 11/08/2025*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale? 1166473
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026discovering new ways to be annoying in slay the spire 000
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026we all agree donald personally cursed the US men's team with his involvement right 010
Reposted by alasdairProf. Nicole Holliday @mixedlinguist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comIn the United States, Every World Cup Team Is a Home Team (Gift Article)At block parties, backyards and beer halls, an expanded tournament gave immigrant diasporas large and small the chance to revel in support of their home countries. 282026547
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026its literally impossible to not have fun watching mexico play tbh 020
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026what's your character animation when a driver tries to run you over at a crosswalk? ive been throwing my arms wide and doing a "you serious??" sort of routine but have been thinking of switching to a condescending finger wag 320
Reposted by alasdairBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026we all make jokes about how woke 1 went too far but woke 1 was extremely, absolutely correct about how much these people were dogwhistling, absolutely correct about the direction they were going in, absolutely correct that how their beliefs were not compatible with a free society 193709621
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026farmers markets are a great way to experience "what if the grocery store was twice as expensive, far less convenient, and you had to get up early on the weekend to go there" 060
Reposted by alasdairghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026the skies and waters themselves rise against the vile king 472812408
Reposted by alasdairSuper Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026At some point this claim from white rurals and their advocates that "You can't get along with different people" means that they are the different people with whom we cannot get along. 11607105
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026hmmmm think i just got got by the ol' "excel deletes all rows after 1 million without telling you" routine stop storing your data in excel!!! 020
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026it's so sad thinking about how good the vibes would be to have the world cup and America's 250th birthday without the fucking guy 062
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026space data centres are like, flat earth levels of stupid even before you get to the "launching shit into space" bit theres no case for trading more efficient solar panels in exchange for having to dump all heat thru vacuum 120
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026something like "you're radical enough to say stalin didn't go far enough and make your parents gasp, but are you radical enough to say parking, petrol, and car registration fees should cost more?" 140
Reposted by alasdairJackson 🌻 @georgekansas.bsky.social · 11/04/2026car drivers when you tell them that stopping for people at a crosswalk is the law and required and not “doing them a favor” 141
Reposted by alasdairMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them. 444122662477
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026btw my bud @chaoslord.bsky.social coined the motto "stey or die", just in case it takes off after steyer does well tonight 230
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026they ask him to point to the elephant every single day just bc he's so good at it 000
Reposted by alasdairelynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 01/06/2026its pride month, you can’t expect the “strait” of hormuz to open 34910
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026it's so nice how many people showed up for the burnside bridges birthday party 000
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026doing tactical urbanism (trimming the brambles around the bus stop after they attacked me disembarking) 040
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026probably shouldnt threaten someone with a handgun at the library while running for office tbh 041
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026does microsoft office just bring everybody's computers to a crawl these days? im on a quite new, quite powerful, quite clean desktop for work and like, opening and saving even quite small excel or ppt or word files just wrecks it. 120
Reposted by alasdairtigard-stripes.bsky.social @tigard-stripes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The morning commute was a little wet. At least I wasn't stuck in a multi-ton metal box! Me passing 225 people in 150 cars. I passed even more as I biked on side streets skirting Interstate 5. #SeeYa 👋🏽 Cars=least efficient way to move people through a city. Yes, even electric cars. 5425
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i dreamt i was drawing a political cartoon last night, this is my recreation 050
Reposted by alasdairBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution” 2667331823
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026hmmm. someone took a journal article from my group, rewrote all the text with ai, (badly) redid all the figures with ai (badly), and then submitted it to a different journal? I'm so perplexed it would have cost hundreds of dollars! 140
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026tbh its so easy to criticise israel's abhorrent treatment of palestinians without blundering into anti semitism, that doing it anti semitically is a definite racist choice 040
alasdair @alasdairc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026environmentalists should be as embarrassed to say shit like this as they would be to be caught rolling coal tbh 0181