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Alan Hylands

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Data nerd and occasional writer (alanhylands.com). #THFC fan

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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 10/10/2026
Good half for Spurs, played some good football and if we'd a proper striker in there we'd be clear. Dom not at it at all again, no goal threat and getting bullied by Maguire every duel. Makes the Richarlison decision all the more ridiculous.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 04/09/2026
Yes. Yes, I did.
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps! PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Enough.
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Irish Wildlife Trust @irishwildlifetrust.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Irish Wildlife Trust are disappointed to see the number of newspaper articles reporting on this accident without giving the details of what happened. @irishenvnet.bsky.social @fairseas.ie #BlueShark #IrishSharks
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Martin Cloake @martincloake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm standing to represent men’s team season ticket holders at #Spurs on the FAB. If you are a ST holder and share the priorities in my manifesto, please vote for me. One priority is to make the FAB more visible. Ballots go out Aug 13, voting lasts 2 weeks. #AStrongVoiceForUs
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 08/08/2026
Murmurs of Gooner interest in Cuti Romero reminds me of this in The Sun from 1995 about Spurs moving for Tony Adams,with Sugar ready to seal a £5m deal if he didn't agree a new deal at the Goons.Never happened of course but the tabloids were kings of transfer tittle tattle long before social media.
The Sun newspaper article from 1995 about Spurs move in for Tony Adams with Alan Sugar ready to seal a £5m deal if Adams didn't agree a new deal at Arsenal.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 15/07/2026
That's all on Tuchel isn't it?
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 15/07/2026
Osvaldo Ardiles playing for Argentina in 1978
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 14/07/2026
Spain never had to get out of 2nd gear, better in every position all over the park. Absolute walkover. Very disappointing after all we'd seen from France in the tournament so far but full credit to Spain for stopping them playing. Big night and great goal for Pedro Porro too.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 09/07/2026
ITV using the guitar from the start of Rudderless before the break. Had the album on for a spin during the week for the first time in ages, great tune.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 29/06/2026
Much better 2nd half from Brazil, Don Carlo got the subs and tactical tweaks right after a stinking 1st half. Just a pity that Vini Jr shot didn't go in, would have been a proper World Cup goal to remember, great save to stop him.
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you get a line on this machine... 😉
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Sound of Football Podcast @sofpodcast.com · 11/06/2026
ITV with a competition offering £75,000 plus two final tickets. I guess you have to pay for the rest yourself
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 29/05/2026
#COYPSG
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 24/05/2026
Nerves shot to pieces. Let's never do this again. De Zerbi needs a statue. Agent Vinai, Lange and the Lewis Nepo Babies need chased down the High Road. Come on you fucking Spurs.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 24/05/2026
No injuries, no VAR calls, where does 9 minutes come from?
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 24/05/2026
All going to plan so far, think those goal celebrations were madder than in Bilbao. 45 more minutes lads, come on you Spurs. #THFC
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 18/05/2026
Incompetence or corruption? Does it matter when the end result is the same? #DisbandPGMOL
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 11/05/2026
On the positive side, its another point, two top class saves from Kinsky, and Madders back on the pitch. We go again. #COYS
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 11/05/2026
Every time I think I've seen the worst referee in the Premier League, another worse one comes along and proves me wrong.
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 03/05/2026
Difference between that performance and any of the Frank/Tudor eras is like night and day. Brilliant from every player, fought for everything and got their reward. Bring on Dirty Leeds.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 03/05/2026
Cover of Kevin Toms Football Manager computer game released by Addictive for ZX81 16K
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is one of my main political hobbyhorses tbh. "Working class" *never* meant unsophisticated, uneducated, uncultured. Britain's mid-20th century working class communities produced our late-20th century, globally influential pop culture. Socialism is responsible for that.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 28/04/2026
Should have known. www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/s...
spurs-web.com
Spurs passed up on the chance to sign Michael Olise after trial - Coach reveals
Amidst the growing speculation over the future of Michael Olise, it has emerged that the Crystal Palace star had a trial with Tottenham as a...
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 28/04/2026
PSG and Bayern aren't just on a different level, they're playing a different sport to anything I've seen in the Premier League for years. Both are light years ahead of every other club in Europe, if not the world.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 12/04/2026
Don Goodman making me yearn for the dulcet "neutral" tones of Alan Smith here.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 12/04/2026
Can Spurs get Emma Hayes next please?
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
🚨 delete your bsky app passwords NOW you can always generate new ones settings ➡️ privacy & security also turn on 2FA high suspicion for leaked app passwords driving the mahm*** spam network acquiring larger existing accounts, and deleting all their posts
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 04/04/2026
Takes a proper Norn Iron boy to do the job right. Good man Shea.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 04/04/2026
Me for the next 45 minutes.
Chris Nicholl playing for Southampton
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 29/03/2026
Welcome to the Tottenham Hotspur manager's job.
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a building with a greek key design
Alt: a black and white photo of a building with a greek key design
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Every nation should treat billionaires like a natural resource and mine them of their riches until exhausted, just like a nice thick seam of coal or a reservoir of oil, then make the spoils available to the nation's citizens. If they crop up again, mine them again.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 22/03/2026
Stinking 2nd half. No idea what he was thinking bringing on the half fit Udogie and Bergvall at halftime. Not a single player with any fight in them. Brutal, absolutely brutal.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 22/03/2026
Seen preseason friendlies with more effort and intensity. Getting relegated without a fight.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 22/03/2026
Playing pretty well but need to get more shots away when we have the upper hand. Game still there to be won if we can overcome Michael Oliver. Another useless ref in a sea of them in the EPL.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 21/03/2026
Liam Rosenior having a stinker of a week.
Will from The Inbetweeners
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 18/03/2026
Spurs staff trying to get Brennan Johnson off the stage after the Europa League open top bus tour
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 10/03/2026
I hate that bloody stadium. Let's never play there again. #THFC
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 10/03/2026
Oh my Christ, there's 3. Kinsky Spurs career over. You'd just leave your clothes in the changing room, slip out the back door and disappear.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 10/03/2026
Is every Spurs player wearing carpet slippers instead of boots? WTF is going on?
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 05/03/2026
Dont think its a surprise to see how lacking in discipline and standards we are on the pitch when the "leadership team" is Vic,Porro,Micky&Cuti.All of them have been an abolute letdown in attitude and theatrics all season. If performative arm waving, shouting and petulance were points we'd be top.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 05/03/2026
How do you go into a must-win game, go a goal up on 34 mins and go in at halftime 3-1 down and 10 men? Every match is a new low. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 05/03/2026
WTF was Micky thinking? I can't believe that. Cursed football club.
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Alan Hylands @alanhylands.com · 05/03/2026
Absolute let off, his nose was offside. Seen it all now. #COYS
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