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30(s), she/her. Let’s get down to 🐝🐝 ness

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here:
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nigella unhinging her jaw like a snake every time she eats a bite of cake on GBBO is SENDINGGGGGG me
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD
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KasaTheDog @kasathedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, would you? #dragon #dragonart #stickerdesign
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 11/09/2026
skinks in robes
to the tune of duran duran's girls on film
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they should make a craft that doesn’t require hunching like a disgusting goblin
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Looking up “why does the pope have turtles?” and immediately getting a bunch of “symbolism in Conclave” thinkpieces. NO, I mean the real turtles who are actually there
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"It's made everyone so happy."
the Hundred Acre Woods gang enjoying Eeyore's cloud paintingPiglet saying to Eeyore, "It's made everyone so happy."Eeyore saying, "Just returning the favor, Piglet."
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Walgreens has confirmed initial state-by-state availability of Covid vaccines. It may change — last year, some states that initially had age or prescription limits lost them when state officials acted — but this is the situation for now. Other pharmacies may have different policies.

We will continue to update availability as appropriate.

    States where the 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine will be available at Walgreens pharmacies soon to patients ages 3+:


AL, AK, AR, CA, CO, DE, HI, ID, LA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MS, NE, NV, NH, NM, NY, OK, PA, RI, SD, TN, TX, VA, WA, WV, DC

    States where the 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine will be available soon, subject to state-specific age restrictions:


CT (12+), FL (18+), GA (13+), IL (7+), IN (11+), IA (18+), KS (12+), KY (5+), MA (5+), MO (7+), MT (7+), NJ (5+), NC (7+), OH (5+), SC (16+), TX (14+), VT (5+), WI (6+), WY (7+)

    States where pharmacist administration will be available with a prescription. List may change:


AZ, OR, UT  

    U.S. territories where the vaccine is not currently available for administration at Walgreens pharmacies:


Puerto Rico and U.S. Virgin Islands
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚
A digital illustration of a knight in black plate armour. They hold out their hand towards you, and floating above them are ibuprofen tablets. They say "let us take ibuprofen together"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the Society of St. Pius X, but I will say that hat fucks severely
an extremely gloomy, basset-hound-looking bishop with little rectangle glasses is wearing a gold bishop's mitre (pointy hat) with like a whole-ass embroidered fresco on it of Jesus on a throne and some kneeling disciples
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love MBMBaM so much, Justin asked how to get sympathy for this lizard he owned for a week that beefed it and I had to sit down on the curb to catch my breath
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's Cancel Subscriptions Thursday, look at your subscriptions and cancel that shit
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/05/2026
I return to you now at the turn of the tide www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Global wind and solar power outpace gas for first time in April, report shows
Wind and solar combined generated more electricity than gas globally in April for ​the first month ever, data analysed by ‌UK-based think tank Ember showed on Thursday.
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The TDOV posts going around with Roman emperor Elegabalus on it…y’all the sources, I beg of you
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My mom’s worst cat has ONE talent and it’s annoying people into letting her out on the porch. But that does mean sometimes in the dead of the night I’ll glance out there and see her fat white face staring back at me as she silently screams to be let back in
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dinosaur documentary on Netflix and the sheer scale of time…rained for over a MILLION YEARS. Volcanic winters for DECADES. Stegosaurus on earth for 10 million years, and the time between their extinction and the T-Rex is almost the same as us and T-Rex
Guy sitting in the water at the beach fully dressed drinking a beer and having an existential crisis
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me and Duke Leto Atreides I trying to find our families in a house insidiously and increasingly terrorized by monsters while Teams calls kept blowing up my phone at bad times…what could it mean
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
> butterfly in the sky heck yeah, nature is beautiful! > i can fly twice as high oh damn we're doing a diss track
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Granola-Grandma-GROGU got it in three” is one of the least intelligible things I mutter to myself on a regular basis, love that video so much. My most quoted Mando media of all time
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The people have spoken
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Thought about buying red meat for the first time in a minute today and the vegan option I switched to a while back that has been my expensive grocery splurge was so much cheaper that my incredulous laughter scared the hoes
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Rescue aquarium added seals, love is real
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Fünhilde @funhilde.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I miss my wife Joann fabrics
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
DYING to know who managed to mindfuck Marc Spector like this, because for the last 5 years when anyone has tried it this has been the plot:
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ferbruary #oldknees
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
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the strait of hormones @kiraisgr8.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
planet of the bass voice bubble
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BUM LUNG @bumlung.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Devmalya Pramanik @thewarblazer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Rebel and resist.
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Made firm plans to get my first sizable tattoo yesterday (love my little Black Sails Ranger flag but bless him, he’s 2x1” and took about 30 minutes) and the Anxiety has already kicked in 😂
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
repeatedly declined the new T&Cs on my phone to resist the update and it still! STILL! Pushed the update
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Devmalya Pramanik @thewarblazer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Question Marc Marc Spector: Moon Knight starting February 2026!
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. [...]" "...There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for."
Illustration by KitsuneArt, limited colour palette (blue and yellow/gold). Frodo and Sam from the Lord of the Rings movie (the Two Towers) standing in the ruins of Osgiliath, holding hands. On top of their heads Sam's words, handwritten by KitsuneArt: "There is some good in this world and it's worth fighting for".
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Laughing at this test practice, every single time without fail I do SO well answering questions on even mildly interesting topics and then they’re like “here is the world’s driest excerpt from a paper on Darwinism” and I whiff 3 questions in a row
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Moon is SO bright rn I feel like it’s trying to tell me something. What’s wrong, Khonshu, has Marc Spector fallen down a well
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Kettlebird Creations @kettlebird.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
'Tis the season to be jolly and joyous #Christmas #Muppets #illustration
Illustration of Kermit and Robin from the Muppets, dressed as Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Found a gorgeous copy of Eleanor of Aquitaine: Lord and Lady for a song at the used bookstore, but I was still waffling until I opened it
Hardback book about Eleanor of Aquitaine open to citations page. A homemade laminated bookmark with a sepia Legolas (as portrayed by Orlando Bloom) is tucked into the book.
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Florida is the worst state in the nation for filing paperwork with the gov and they do it by fucking design
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Did I study for my big test I need to take in less than a month? No, but I played sports, made curtains, and tested ways to get the lingering antiperspirant smell out of my gym clothes
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Missing Ms. Joann’s fabric hotspot again…needed to do another mockup of Victor’s vest + do pass # 1 on trousers and there wasn’t enough suitable fabric at the junk shop so I had to buy muslin online. Which I must now WAIT ON
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
DID Y’ALL KNOW ANOTHER INKHEART BOOK CAME OUT LAST YEAR????
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The way I have already mentally entered holiday mode at work is unfortunate. Mostly for the people I work with.
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
fair use kink; you can fuck me me whenever you want without a license as long as I am being used for criticism, commentary, satire or research purposes
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A neighbor’s (off-leash) dachshund puppy ran over to gambol delightfully around my ankles on my morning constitutional and she cussed him out so intensely I nearly picked the puppy up and walked off
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I keep adding to the outfit for Frankenstein I absolutely must stop adding bits and start sewing it
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
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