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book jaundice

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30(s), she/her. Let’s get down to 🐝🐝 ness

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here:
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ma’am take SMALLER BITES. Or editors CUT THE BITE SHOT
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nigella unhinging her jaw like a snake every time she eats a bite of cake on GBBO is SENDINGGGGGG me
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making-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD
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KasaTheDog @kasathedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, would you? #dragon #dragonart #stickerdesign
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 11/09/2026
skinks in robes
to the tune of duran duran's girls on film
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they should make a craft that doesn’t require hunching like a disgusting goblin
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Looking up “why does the pope have turtles?” and immediately getting a bunch of “symbolism in Conclave” thinkpieces. NO, I mean the real turtles who are actually there
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"It's made everyone so happy."
the Hundred Acre Woods gang enjoying Eeyore's cloud paintingPiglet saying to Eeyore, "It's made everyone so happy."Eeyore saying, "Just returning the favor, Piglet."
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Walgreens has confirmed initial state-by-state availability of Covid vaccines. It may change — last year, some states that initially had age or prescription limits lost them when state officials acted — but this is the situation for now. Other pharmacies may have different policies.

We will continue to update availability as appropriate.

    States where the 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine will be available at Walgreens pharmacies soon to patients ages 3+:


AL, AK, AR, CA, CO, DE, HI, ID, LA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MS, NE, NV, NH, NM, NY, OK, PA, RI, SD, TN, TX, VA, WA, WV, DC

    States where the 2026-2027 COVID-19 vaccine will be available soon, subject to state-specific age restrictions:


CT (12+), FL (18+), GA (13+), IL (7+), IN (11+), IA (18+), KS (12+), KY (5+), MA (5+), MO (7+), MT (7+), NJ (5+), NC (7+), OH (5+), SC (16+), TX (14+), VT (5+), WI (6+), WY (7+)

    States where pharmacist administration will be available with a prescription. List may change:


AZ, OR, UT  

    U.S. territories where the vaccine is not currently available for administration at Walgreens pharmacies:


Puerto Rico and U.S. Virgin Islands
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚
A digital illustration of a knight in black plate armour. They hold out their hand towards you, and floating above them are ibuprofen tablets. They say "let us take ibuprofen together"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the Society of St. Pius X, but I will say that hat fucks severely
an extremely gloomy, basset-hound-looking bishop with little rectangle glasses is wearing a gold bishop's mitre (pointy hat) with like a whole-ass embroidered fresco on it of Jesus on a throne and some kneeling disciples
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There are a thousand bugs in his house rn because he just bought them to feed the lizard and I’m NOT supposed to hurt myself laughing?
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love MBMBaM so much, Justin asked how to get sympathy for this lizard he owned for a week that beefed it and I had to sit down on the curb to catch my breath
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's Cancel Subscriptions Thursday, look at your subscriptions and cancel that shit
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/05/2026
I return to you now at the turn of the tide www.reuters.com/business/ene...
reuters.com
Global wind and solar power outpace gas for first time in April, report shows
Wind and solar combined generated more electricity than gas globally in April for ​the first month ever, data analysed by ‌UK-based think tank Ember showed on Thursday.
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I started after signing multiple contracts that said by booking I agreed not to crop or alter the photos in any way. Technically an alteration, just feels less breach-of-contract-y to get a version of the full shot into the mix than only post cropped (when they’re not specifically IG sized)!
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The TDOV posts going around with Roman emperor Elegabalus on it…y’all the sources, I beg of you
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My mom’s worst cat has ONE talent and it’s annoying people into letting her out on the porch. But that does mean sometimes in the dead of the night I’ll glance out there and see her fat white face staring back at me as she silently screams to be let back in
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Humanity is a single stitch in the fabric of time and when this planet briskly snaps us off its surface like ants off a picnic blanket, it’s just gonna start over with whatever is left like it always has and there’s nothing we can do about all that
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dinosaur documentary on Netflix and the sheer scale of time…rained for over a MILLION YEARS. Volcanic winters for DECADES. Stegosaurus on earth for 10 million years, and the time between their extinction and the T-Rex is almost the same as us and T-Rex
Guy sitting in the water at the beach fully dressed drinking a beer and having an existential crisis
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He really did creepy SO well…One Hour Photo is a movie I will never watch again but Insomnia is a recurring feature in my house 🗣️
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Nice to see him though, not much help with the monsters but VERY handsome. My mental pictures are at best that sketchy outline of an apple but ol’ Leto is IN there in there
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me and Duke Leto Atreides I trying to find our families in a house insidiously and increasingly terrorized by monsters while Teams calls kept blowing up my phone at bad times…what could it mean
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
> butterfly in the sky heck yeah, nature is beautiful! > i can fly twice as high oh damn we're doing a diss track
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
this and “a bond 🙂‍↕️ has been formed 🙂‍↕️”
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Said it completely unprompted while walking around Batuu this weekend and my sister went “STOP ✋ NOT HERE”
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Granola-Grandma-GROGU got it in three” is one of the least intelligible things I mutter to myself on a regular basis, love that video so much. My most quoted Mando media of all time
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The people have spoken
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Almost $10 for the same amount of meat I can buy a plant version of for $6.50 and enjoy just as much. They think their cow was THAT cute
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Thought about buying red meat for the first time in a minute today and the vegan option I switched to a while back that has been my expensive grocery splurge was so much cheaper that my incredulous laughter scared the hoes
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Rescue aquarium added seals, love is real
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Fünhilde @funhilde.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I miss my wife Joann fabrics
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I simply don’t know enough about today’s Rolodex of Marvel characters outside of the Mooniverse to guess but let’s goooooo
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
DYING to know who managed to mindfuck Marc Spector like this, because for the last 5 years when anyone has tried it this has been the plot:
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
DO ITTTTTTT
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ferbruary #oldknees
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
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the strait of hormones @kiraisgr8.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
planet of the bass voice bubble
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s a close-enough attempt at Pedrito’s from the 2nd season of Last of Us (RIP sexy grandpa) so I feel its slightly wonky “baby’s first project” nature just adds to its lovable post-apocalyptic charm! (it accidentally turned out super long too so I can double-wrap it, which is great…it’s COLD 🥶)
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Roughly 9 months later (mostly because it felt like it was taking forever so I took a lot of long breaks) but the scarf was finished just in time for the ol’ Arctic blast! In the spirit of the references I was working from 😆, some slightly blurry pics:
Slightly blurry front photos of lady wearing a work jacket with a sherpa collar and a handmade replica of Pedro Pascal’s scarf from The Last of Us season 2Profile view of lady wearing a work jacket with a Sherpa collar and a handmade replica of Pedro Pascal’s scarf from The Last of Us season 2
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BUM LUNG @bumlung.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Devmalya Pramanik @thewarblazer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Rebel and resist.
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Fully had a stress dream where I showed up to get it and the artist went “l forgot I have to be home in an hour, but I’m sure I can still fit this in” and it went. Badly
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Made firm plans to get my first sizable tattoo yesterday (love my little Black Sails Ranger flag but bless him, he’s 2x1” and took about 30 minutes) and the Anxiety has already kicked in 😂
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A one-off typo is one thing, but if you consistently can’t spell it….limited non-commercial IP rights REVOKED (the number of Moon Knight fics I’ve closed out of lately because they misspelled “Jake” as “Jack…” pain)
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book jaundice @alakazammit.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
repeatedly declined the new T&Cs on my phone to resist the update and it still! STILL! Pushed the update
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Devmalya Pramanik @thewarblazer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Question Marc Marc Spector: Moon Knight starting February 2026!
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