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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surely that was Lis Truss who sent the Queen to her maker.
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get in!!! Shields shields shields!!! I wonder how Man City will do against them next season?
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frog totem @froggishly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your ai profile picture looks like garbage your ai youtube thumbnail looks like garbage your ai art looks like garbage your ai video looks like garbage your ai essay/recipe/description is garbage garbage your ai is garbage it’s all garbage fuck off
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You've gotta laugh. New directive from the people in charge.
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Chairman Moët @chairmanmoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be interesting to ask people like Simon whether they'd choose, without checking first, the unemployment rate and inflation level of the 1980s (any year) or today?
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At rugb-eh.
Sun setting on Headingley stadium
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poacher turned Gamekeeper
Headline: Kieron Dyer making waves at Southend after leaving ‘hooligan’ days and ‘deathbed’ behind
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You'd have to get someone fanning the smell outside like they were on bake off, before the kid smells it and goes "sloo!"
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one ever puts a pie on the windowsill any more.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've budgeted by picking 3 teeth I want to keep long term
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Danny Day @dislekcia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here's a step by step guide to stop Chrome trying to use the 4GB local AI model it secretly downloads: 1. Go to chrome://settings/system and disable "On-device AI" 2. Go to chrome://flags and disable all the flags in the 2nd and 3rd images. 3. Delete the model folder from your Chrome user data.
Screenshot of Chrome's Settings menu, showing the system sub-menu with the "On-device AI" option that's enabled by default. Turn that shit off.Chrome's Flags settings menu (chrome://flags) showing the following features you need to disable to prevent it using the local Gemini model:
1. Enables Optimization Guide On Device
2. Prompt API for Gemini Nano
3. Prompt API for Gemini Nano with Multimodal Input
4. Writer API for Gemini Nano

(list continues in next image)List of flags to disable local Gemini model usage in Chrome continues:
5. Rewriter API for Gemini Nano
6. Proofreader API for Gemini Nano
7. Summarizer API with Performance Preference
8. Summarizer API for Gemini Nano
9. LiteRT-LM for On-Device AI

Set all of these to disabled.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"We ...we already tried..."
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feeling a bit silly and warm in my autumn coat
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Richard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just 4 months after the local elections, Reform UK (RefUK) have lost 158 of their local councillors: -55 resigned -42 went Independent -28 defected -24 were kicked out -5 lost their seats -2 disqualified -2 suspended. Appalling record - and a waste of taxpayers’ money!
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The Abominable Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alan Ritchson seems an okay sort of feller.
From Twitter. fattys_revenge writes "Every season of Reacher so far has been great, and I understand why they may be avoiding the earlier novels due to their slightly less standalone nature, but every year I'm sad to learn that next season won't be the book where he kills his way through a white supremacist militia camp"
Alan Ritchson replies, "My favorite book. Fun fact: I had it approved until someone got re-elected."
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Seems weird the whole "are you ready for war if it happens" thing the government is pushing when clearly we've been at war via misinformation, funding far right hate groups, attacking British institutions and so forth for ages. A better question is "when is the government going to do something?"
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Jonathan Hopkin @jonathanhopkin.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
If Burnham can’t stand up for the best people in our society what the hell is the point of him
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking the cuck and his wife out to the movies later
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should celebrate with a swim in the sea.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do people keep putting copper coins in my mouth???
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They had aftershock.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have to go north over the bridge, but we used to play chicken drinking at the Wheatsheaf where all the old fellas and football ultras visit.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's been a while, but the Metro to literally anywhere else?
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Society has been on the slide since Gordon Brown apologised for calling a bigot a bigot.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To be honest, if I was in some kind of slasher film I'd probably just give up.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's only thrilling if there are real people dying - A Billionaire.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Surround the place with border crossings.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was a joke. I assume you don't get the same (incorrectly) targeted ads I do on Facebook.
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Massive vibe of writing stuff, deleting and not posting recently. But I'm okay. And definitely a real human.
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Foot fetish guys everywhere suddenly sitting up straight
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are they suggesting these women in my area aren't real???
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Mazzucchelli @mazzucchelli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Quick, before it’s too late.. For both you and the deal 😳
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Ste Pickford @stepickford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As someone who worked at a British dev studio in the north of England who made superhero games for Acclaim, this post is spot on.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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AK Bell @akbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They should still serve you without one ... ???
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Surprising this story isn't getting more coverage...
portsmouth.co.uk
Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants after gathering at hotel
Misinformation caused groups of people to gather at The Marriott Hotel
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Placard which says our expecations for you were low but holy fuck
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The longest known Viking ship was discovered by chance while digging up ground to build an extension to the Viking Ship Museum.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Live in such a way that this affects your life not one iota.
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Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The third largest negative word being "insults" seems an odd description of someone and makes me assume they've had to change it because lots of people called him a cunt.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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