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Absolutely Hammered

@ahpod.bsky.social
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the phillies.

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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
phillies win.
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!
me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
How about a show called "Swing and a Chris" on which Chris Jones interacts with fans of not-Phillies MLB teams to see how long it takes for them to become furious? Name is locked in. @franzkela.bsky.social Also, new @ahpod.bsky.social: www.patreon.com/c/hittinseas...
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
EXPERIENCE PHILLIES BASEBALL oil pastels on bristol ⚾️✌🏽🤧🎨 #ringthebell #phillies inspired by “Face-Off” by Xue Jiye 🙏🏽
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The @ahpod.bsky.social thread is CRACKLING about our Phils!!
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I hope the person that posted this and everyone in this admin drops dead in front of their families.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Phillies fans clamoring for Pete Alonso.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social! Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems. Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
get ready, everyone.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Brian: Adventure, Awaits! Huzzah! @phillyb322.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs... WHAT DO YOU DO? Topper: You play for the tie.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
a team full of fucking losers.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I am not having fun.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
ty for this. you nailed that alt text.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The solider protecting the sleeping child meme, only with the meatball parm from the original skeet crudely pasted over the solider
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
made this to protect me from sports.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I'm going to do that viral challenge where you drink 9 beers and eat 9 hot dogs each quarter during the eagles game.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
if you are still positive about the phillies you need more help than I do.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dodgers fans have to be some of the most insecure little losers I have ever interacted with. and I am counting Mets fans in this equation.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I really hate this fucking roster at this point.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I'll hold out hope until Cillian Murphy with a wig on shuts them down, which seems inevitable.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
things were going too well.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
can we not.
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Cristopher. Sanchez.
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