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@tofoomeister.bsky.social
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Data wrangler, Philadelphia defender, Cord cutter, House/Trance listener, Code absconder, Birds watcher, Oxymoronic fighting Quaker, Meme creator, Blue appreciator, Social media quitter, Tofoo meister, not necessarily in that order

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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A skeet posted by Charles_Yocum (@charlesyocum.bsky.social) on March 19, 2026 that reads "The Phillies are getting harder and harder to love."
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg...
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Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence (Official Music Video) [4K UPGRADE]
YouTube video by Disturbed
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mood:
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
༼ つ ◕_◕༽つ Bullpen take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕༽つ
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
༼ つ ◕_◕༽つ Luzardo gib innings pls༼ つ ◕_◕༽つ
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*If you don't like coders for some reason, this is a real schadenfreude feast of coders lamenting and wringing their newly-useless human hands www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/c...
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolute @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social coded repost here: there's exactly one world leader who perished via fire while holding office, and that is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjarni_..., Prime Minister of Iceland
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Bjarni Benediktsson (born 1908) - Wikipedia
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Give me the version of the Brewers lineup that strikes out 5 full innings' worth of outs in the playoffs #Phillies
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maude Lebowski describes the plot of a pornographic film in which the cable must be fixed
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@awfulannouncing.bsky.social you gotta get the booth reaction to the cowboys player curb stomping his own teammate's sack from the back, and then tom brady dropping 'SHIT' on air watching jayden clutch his leg. just a hall of fame series of playcalls
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
priceless reaction by the announcers' booth in the cowboys game
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bro just picked up off the bottom of the waiver pile and throws 5 scoreless with 6 Ks and no walks Get this dude some run support ffs #Phillies
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paying to watch a team already eliminated from the postseason score zero runs? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0H...
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That'll Never Be Me
YouTube video by lekylew
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Phillies are 69-31 (nice) against the Nationals since this tweet, and have won the season series in every year.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"With the humidity, Joe, you gotta imagine those balls are coming back pretty slick." -Troy Aikman
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine an Eagles win probability chart looking like this
A win probability chart.  The y-axis spans from 100% probability for one team at the top, to a 50/50 probability for each team in the middle, to 100% probability at the bottom for the second team at the bottom.  The x-axis lists the four quarters of a football game.  The curve starts at a 75/25 split at the beginning of the first quarter, has a couple of very mild spikes in towards the top in the first quarter, and then slowly slides downward toward 100%, forming a nice, long tail.  By the middle of the 3rd quarter, it is effectively a flat line pegged at 100% for the bottom team.  At no point does the curve go above a 30/70 split for the top team.  This curve is indicative of a comfortable win, a start-to-finish domination of one team by the other.  It was taken from today's Jaguars-Browns game, in which the Browns threw an interception on the fifth play of the game, and the Jaguars led throughout, winning 34-10.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did Tom Brady just say "Yeah, the earth is flat"
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWht...
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Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SteveAATW
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Inexplicable Phillies 13-run outburst incoming
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*taps the sign*
An infographic of the teams that voted to keep and teams that voted to ban the tush push play in the NFL.  In 2026, two of the teams that voted to ban have run it.  Unsuccessfully.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨 OL RECEPTION 🚨 SF Center Jake Brendel has two more receiving yards than Romeo Doubs
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"His baserunning has just been awful." -- TMac
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Josh Jobe being the best former Eagle on the field is delicious schadenfreude
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yesterday's posts mistakenly referred to the Phillies as "fuckass". We regret the error
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Never forget" includes remembering the time that Mets and Phillies fans started a stadiumwide USA USA chant in Citizens Bank Park
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hoping that Schwarber salami ends all current and future talk of an MLB triple crown this season
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
These fuckass Phillies are going to lose because running from one base to another is apparently too difficult for half the fucking roster
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Getting excited about a foul ball that went about 450 feet" Kruk, you are a gem
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Oh man." -TMac
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CGSO SEEN IN PERSON
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
SCHWARBOMB SEEN IN PERSON
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ideal day for playoff atmosphere baseball. #phillies
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Keep firing, assholes!"
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Union Major-General Phillie Phanatic and his staff on July 18, 1864, on the lines before Atlanta, Georgia.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Duran's entrance makes me want some fireballer in the Phillies' farm system to adopt the nickname The Percolator so by the time they make it to the bigs their entrance music can be It's Time for the Percolator and they can flash the stadium lights in time with the music
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
an a a ron uni? gtfo
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Four game series with the Braves in Philly begins tonight. My body is ready
The top of the NL East standings chart.  Atlanta Braves: 83 wins, 57 losses, no games back, no class.  Philadelphia Phillies: 79 wins, 61 losses, 4 games back, also no class
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today's Why Your Team Sucks, the 31st and demonstrably, provably, incontrovertibly last WYTS in the 2026 series, is the best one to date. No, I am not a Seahawks fan, and no, I will not be answering any further questions. defector.com/why-your-tea...
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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New England Patriots | Defector
Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all th...
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me on the court when I go for the big swat but get a whole lot of elbow instead
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A sequel to the Upright Citizens Brigade's Ass Pennies skit, only with Trump dollars
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what a ninth inning for the marlins
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
brutal
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 29/08/2026
No one has any idea how EVs might sell in the US if the auto companies were actually *trying to sell them*, if the car dealers understood them and were *trying to sell them*. Right now you basically have to be an enthusiast doing your own research to get one at all.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Going to need the Eagles to beat the 'ders by six TDs in week one
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Chris Chapman @cchapman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is not LLMs performing poorly, it is them performing well in a high $$ area 🤦 For consumer researchers, this is your "qualitative at scale" AI interviewer and the "AI follow up probe" in your survey platform and the AI "assistant" doing your open end topic analysis and writing R code
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026
Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...
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The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage
XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I fucking love my country of Philadelphia.
 "The Legendary Partner for the City of Brotherly Love”, a mural  at 938 Arch Street (in Chinatown,) depicting LeBron in a Sixers jersey dunking after a pass from the William Penn statue, emulating the famous 2010 picture of Dwyane Wade passing for a LeBron James dunk. The background is red with a crashing blue wave & instead of a hoop LeBron is dunking into a crown. 
The local artist Chenlin Cai, signed the lower left corner.
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
first walkoff in three years
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
(to the tune of Barbra Streisand) Uar Bernard
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tofoomeister @tofoomeister.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
SHOCKER BAT
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