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South-East London for Europe (Selfe) @selfe.bsky.social · 23h
Dear Brexpress... Is this fury in the room with you now? What backlash? #RejoinEU #BrexitFail
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 18h
Fanny Beast England and Wales, Census, 1911
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Maria Popova @popovaprof.bsky.social · 14h
Zelensky isn’t pulling his punches
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 20h
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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theangrymop.bsky.social @theangrymop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good stuff 👏👏👏 #lufc
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Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 02/10/2026
“Literally there hasn’t been a day since 1984 when somebody hasn’t come up and said: ‘You owe me a keyboard’." - Daley Thompson hahaha! IT'S TRUE THOUGH! Also he turned into Sean Connery www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/o...
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Daley Thompson: ‘I was happy to sleep on floors to do what I was doing. You know you have to earn it’
The double Olympic champion insists a knighthood wouldn’t change his life, still trains on Christmas day and explains why he got a video game and Seb Coe didn’t
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 30/09/2026
Stoner Airwolf looks lit
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Jake Callaghan @jakecallaghan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fanny Mascot England and Wales, Census, 1861
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Jonathan @lordhereford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social From lover to slag in ten minutes
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As Liam Cooper of Leeds United once memorably said:
Sign saying 

If you don't want to be here then fuck off
Lian Cooper
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look, I know it’s probably pronounced like Genesis, but C’MON @actualnames.bsky.social
An election flyer that reads:

Ted
Penesis
* * * FOR KANE COUNTY BOARD
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Producers with Nigel Farage as Max Bialystock.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Leeds United - unofficial @lufc-unofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🚀 "𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿! 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁!" GOTD | 2001 Mark Viduka vs Chelsea #lufc
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crusty Cock England and Wales, Census, 1851
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clearly “Never again” didn’t apply to fashion choices…
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Britain’s Mach 3.5 Jump Jet Was Too Cool To Even Comprehend
The Hawker Siddeley SP.107 Would Have Been An Absolute Monster
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Dick Bonging will continue until morale improves
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David @agranddavid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Come on, don’t make me mute Dick Bong! You can have too much of a good thing, we should savour Dick Bong like a good whisky.
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Diddlysquat @vimfuego18.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DEADLINE DAY CHAOS! 😃 THE CRAZY MALICK FOFANA TRANSFER SAGA EXPLAINED. 😃
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Reginald Knobhead www.findagrave.com/memorial/159...
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Reginald Knobhead (1100-1126) - Find a Grave...
King of Sweden. His years of birth and death are approximate as given, and his origin has been much debated and argued about for hundreds of years. Either he has been considered to be the son of an ob...
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fannie Worms www.findagrave.com/memorial/125...
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Fannie Worms (1880-1942) - Find a Grave Memorial
Find a Grave memorial for Fannie Worms born 26 Feb 1880 and died 19 Aug 1942. Buried at Union Field Cemetery, Ridgewood, Queens County, New York, United States of America, North America
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Barry Combo @barry-combo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What is best Leeds United fan? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to leave condescending, encouraging comments under their YouTube match reviews. "You guys will be fine this season."
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know when the fans want to abuse you badly and the players stand there applauding them. Taking it. Doing sad faces? How long do you think Spurs spend practising that each week in training?
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The mystery of “Big Tits Potato Chips” has been NC Rabbit Hole’s white whale. He finally nailed the story with the help of a bunch of small town dudes, linguists, and an amazing gravestone.
A grave with the name Lofton Arthur Tart Jr. and the nickname " Tit" engraved on it
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al-fadaddy.bsky.social @al-fadaddy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#lufc c.org/pcvGT4L7DZ
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Sign the Petition
Global petition: Gianni Infantino to resign & FIFA reform
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damien Owens’ tweet from 2022:

“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

but I’ve changed “celebrity” to “business”
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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He’d fit right in at Spurs. Also @actualnames.bsky.social
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Richard Bumhole England, Somerset, Church Records, 1501-1999
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fanny Goo www.findagrave.com/memorial/233...
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Fanny Tam Goo (1909-1998) - Find a Grave Memorial
Find a Grave memorial for Fanny Tam Goo born 10 Jun 1909 and died 3 Nov 1998. Buried at Homelani Memorial Park, Hilo, Hawaii County, Hawaii, United States of America, North America
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
But are we not all, in a sense, “SERVANTS OF THE WANKH”?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s the 88th anniversary today of this immensely enjoyable headline 🧵
12 boys rout fascists
Twelve boys, some of them less than 10 years old, went to Weymouth beach and barracked Mr Robert Saunders, a Fascist speaker.
He ignored them, so they went away and returned with toffee tins half filled with stones.
Using the tins as rattles, they made so much noise that Mr Arthur England, a 63-year-old Weymouth magistrate and superintendent of the beach, approached to stop them.
A crowd of holiday-makers, sympathising with the children, booed Mr England and a sock filled with sand caught him behind the ear.
In the sand battle that followed, the Fascists were pelted off the beach.
About 5,000 people followed them to their car, overturned the trailer attached it, and filled the loud speaker equipment with sand.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Gav Maclean @gavmaclean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Like all great writers, it's a time to pay tribute to the words they left us with
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looks like we're out of the running for this year's FIFA Fair Play Award #lufc
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Pallonate in Faccia @pallonateinfaccia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"A real football gangster. The whole world is turning its back on you. F*** you, Infantino!" 🇨🇭 During yesterday's Swiss league match against Basel, Lausanne-Sport fans directed a message against FIFA president (and Swiss citizen) Gianni #Infantino. 👇
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Apologies if I sound angry, but it is a real problem that the 'smart' commentary on this war is trying hard to avoid the core lesson ("the president is a fucking moron") because it doesn't sound very clever when it is absolutely the most important takeaway from this debacle.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
On a hill side desolate.
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