iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I shock my wife with the things I know lol (gen x queers are excellent liars bc we had to lie all the time to survive, you shouldn’t trust us but you shouldn’t blame us, either.)

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You can’t know yourself under capitalism

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I went to Houston Ballet’s GISELLE and now I understand fabric can be a whole character

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Anyone might confuse John Berryman and Daniel Berrigan ok

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Hello from beneath this piiiiiiile I must've called a thousand tiiiiimes To tell you I'm sorry but I’m buried in dogs But when I call, you never seem to get just how many dooooogs

1 small chipoognese and 1 gigantic blue-nose supported by a pit-greyhound mix base; all on the lap of one not-especially-large 55-year-old Karen

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

🚨🚨🚨One of my mom’s male neighbors at the 55+ apartments has left a pineapple outside her door twice in the last few weeks 🚨🚨🚨 none of my irl friends have any idea what this means so they had to come tell bluesky 🚨🚨🚨

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I want to cancel my birthday trip, like…everything just sucks now. They charge you as much as they can get away with and still have you show up, but won’t pay the staff they hire to serve you enough to actually care, 100% knowing the model is unsustainable but hoping to get out before you catch on

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Morning going great, totally not hung over

Phone screenshot showing nine snoozed alarms

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Sorry I disclosed my abduction and rape lol

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 13/04/2025

Eight. Six. Seven. Five. Three. Zero. Nine.

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I just canceled my in-laws lol and it such a relief

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

We are so close to being high right now, I see the baggie, the tray, and the papers and I just need someone to ask me to roll 👉🏻👈🏻

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

No takers on the fishing charter option for what has now become a 12-lesbian long-weekend trip. I would feel better about this if my wife hadn’t bought herself a boat of her own this very afternoon. She is one thousand percent going to decide EVERYONE needs to fish because “now the charter is free”

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I have decided to move from a breakfast/lunch/dinner model to brunch/supper. Basically just involves skipping breakfast, having cereal at noon, and eating a lunchable and/or throwing myself on Gracie’s mercy at night

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Accidental lifehack: left my hoodie in Mimi’s preferred office chair, and when I felt chilly I realized she was sleeping on it. Hated to wake her but godDAMN this hoodie toasty warm now. Bonus: as a poodle mix, she doesn’t shed and never smells

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

My 80 lb pit bull was wedging herself into the 6 inches of sofa between me and Gracie and she dragged her entire naked butthole down the full length of my arm 🤢 She’s helpfully licking my elbow now

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Oh shit almost time for game 2 watch me turn it on and pay attention even with no witnesses 🤯

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Smokin a refry and sippin a white claw following my dinner of Jack-in-the-box egg rolls, you?

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I AM AT RED LOBSTER!!! My mom’s suburb still has one Also while I was skeeting this from the bathroom the lights went out 👀

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

godDAMN I wish we had drafts idc I enjoy scrolling through a minimum if 3 screens worth of thing i DIDN’T say and admiring my own restraint

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I have sold 3 more! I just know we can get rid of the remaining 20 kits in existence 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 my wife asked me “have you petitioned the Santa for help with sales?” and NO, I have not, I have her assigned to political operations rn

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Was thinking “welp I better not ask for anything too nice for my birthday” but it turns out that actually you can get taken away for a long weekend if you provide links to a possible fishing charter during it

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”

My hand modeling my new Replacement Bridal Set, presented today because I accidentally dropped my old one in the street and Daddy ran over it with my car

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Alexa is not allowed to say “bitch”

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I just found out “peacock” in Spanish is “pavo real” and I am losing my mind ☠️ I had to call my wife for confirmation 😂 this rules, keep those peacocks humble

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

if you still support any part of the new york times you are way past stupid and into complicit at this point

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Wtf I was so pumped to eat cheddar bay biscuits…so far no bread at all has been offered

The exterior of Red Lobster, with signage showing it renamed to The Crafty Crab

The exterior of SpongeBob’s local eatery, The Krusty Krab, which name is similar to The Crafty Crab

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Another one! Nothing succeeds like success I guess

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

starting to apologize to my wife for playing my New Wave playlist on the way to dinner and then remembering there’s a Front 242 twelve-inch in her vinyl crates: “enjoy Howard Jones Greatest Hits”

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Me after three weekends in a row of just too much peopling: I AM NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND Me after our Lebanese friends invite us to a bbq: POSSIBLY I COULD RESCHEDULE SOME PROJECTS

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Wine-mom boomer-cringe dog posting, Mexican-by-marriage anecdotes, and giving likes to every nekkid pitcher

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Haven’t seen our good dog all night. The smart dog is lounging on the couch knowing she couldn’t possibly have done anything wrong— and the pretty one has no concept of guilt— so the good one is stuck being everyone’s conscience

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I got shamed tonight for not supporting white supremacy by an Ellis islander lol whatever man check me again when the king of England personally asked your family to emigrate in 1608

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Baby boomers and the housing market:

A group of older men sitting in a kiddie pool while children look on enviously

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Gracie just renamed the dogs. The good one, the pretty one, and the smart one are now La Flaca, La Vaca, y La Rata

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I stg 90% of the people in here voted for Trump

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Best 8 words your wife can say: “i heard about a show we should watch”

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

sums up today’s news pretty succinctly

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Heard about Jim Acosta and thought “all I know is he has a hot daughter” but that’s Jorge Ramos. I will return my Mexican-by-marriage card at headquarters, apologies to my in-laws

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I sold a Santa Muerte starter kit from my Etsy shop! Only my third sale in over a year…if you’ve ever been curious about the Santa: www.etsy.com/shop/Justice...

etsy.com

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Septima P. Snark @drsubini.blacksky.app · 27/01/2025

The opposite of diversity is segregation. The opposite of equity is hoarding resources. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion. We need to name that these are segregationists who are excluding to hoard resources.

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Barbara Gordon @thebookwizard.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

You can help #libraries! Please share these action items. #LibLearnX #booksky #booktok #librarysky

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

A flip phone in the wild!!!!

My wife, Grace, talking to her friend’s wife, Grace, on her friend’s flip phone

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Houston eventually made good on its snowy promise 😍🥶❄️⛄️❄️🥶😍

Jenny in front of the snowy playground outside our front door

Jenny and Gracie in front of the snowy playground outside our front door

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

My smart dog came upstairs to hide bc my wife had their sweaters out. The smart one is like “this is AGAINST NATURE” but the other two are like “wow we got promoted” and doing zoomies about it

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I felt like I needed to go to bed but it’s not even midnight yet lol

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