iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I shock my wife with the things I know lol (gen x queers are excellent liars bc we had to lie all the time to survive, you shouldn’t trust us but you shouldn’t blame us, either.)

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You can’t know yourself under capitalism

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I went to Houston Ballet’s GISELLE and now I understand fabric can be a whole character

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Anyone might confuse John Berryman and Daniel Berrigan ok

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Hello from beneath this piiiiiiile I must've called a thousand tiiiiimes To tell you I'm sorry but I’m buried in dogs But when I call, you never seem to get just how many dooooogs

1 small chipoognese and 1 gigantic blue-nose supported by a pit-greyhound mix base; all on the lap of one not-especially-large 55-year-old Karen

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

As a 1979s-born Jenny living in Houston I am empowered to authorize the strike. Proceed when ready

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

One of my great grandfathers is named after Stonewall Jackson, his father having moved their entire family from Illinois to confederate Texas shortly before his son’s birth 🤢 you can bet I made myself a menace with this info when my relatives were posting “All lives matter” during BLM

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

🚨🚨🚨One of my mom’s male neighbors at the 55+ apartments has left a pineapple outside her door twice in the last few weeks 🚨🚨🚨 none of my irl friends have any idea what this means so they had to come tell bluesky 🚨🚨🚨

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Y’all don’t need me for that

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I want to cancel my birthday trip, like…everything just sucks now. They charge you as much as they can get away with and still have you show up, but won’t pay the staff they hire to serve you enough to actually care, 100% knowing the model is unsustainable but hoping to get out before you catch on

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Christian men want everyone to control Christian mens’ libido except Christian men. It’s a continence kink and the entire world is being forced to non-consensually participate. I understand a continence kink! I see the appeal but they need to own it and keep it in the bedroom and/or confessional 👩🏼‍⚖️

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Morning going great, totally not hung over

Phone screenshot showing nine snoozed alarms

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Sorry I disclosed my abduction and rape lol

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I chose “Jerome” for my confirmation name, just in case I needed a male ID later…maybe this was why all along 🤔 Father Jerome, the Inexplicably Busty and Short

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

This post tells me you either read TERMINATION SHOCK or you NEED to read TERMINATION SHOCK

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I had the first-year Honda Element and a guy got really angry about its “ugliness” in the gas station parking lot one time…that’s not what happened to this guy and he knows it

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 13/04/2025

Eight. Six. Seven. Five. Three. Zero. Nine.

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I just canceled my in-laws lol and it such a relief

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

We are so close to being high right now, I see the baggie, the tray, and the papers and I just need someone to ask me to roll 👉🏻👈🏻

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Merch for my private public library support org

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Actually it’s only 11 lesbians bc one passed 🥺 but I decided I am including Linda in everything forever 💔

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

No takers on the fishing charter option for what has now become a 12-lesbian long-weekend trip. I would feel better about this if my wife hadn’t bought herself a boat of her own this very afternoon. She is one thousand percent going to decide EVERYONE needs to fish because “now the charter is free”

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

What an Angel 😍😍😍 Mine has a basket that sits in the guest chair, otherwise she can’t see the monitor to provide her constructive criticism(s)

A gray chipoognese with one nipple exposed, nestled in a basket that has been placed on the seat of a rolling office chair

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I have decided to move from a breakfast/lunch/dinner model to brunch/supper. Basically just involves skipping breakfast, having cereal at noon, and eating a lunchable and/or throwing myself on Gracie’s mercy at night

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Accidental lifehack: left my hoodie in Mimi’s preferred office chair, and when I felt chilly I realized she was sleeping on it. Hated to wake her but godDAMN this hoodie toasty warm now. Bonus: as a poodle mix, she doesn’t shed and never smells

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Probs 50% that and 50% the usual “how dare you make choices that cause me to question my own”

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

On his instagram there’s a photo with Chappell Roan where he’s wearing a tiny pink cowboy hat on top of his baseball cap!!!

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I feel like there’s an agenda for this meeting

An outnumbered chipogneese eyes two pit bulls with concern. All three dogs are occupying an L-shaped couch and a lesbian’s legs are visible, along with a coffee table in the background. The rear-most pitbull has an arm draped chummily around the other pitbull, leading the chipoognese to suspect collusion between them

An outnumbered chipogneese is looking at the camera with indignation while two pit bulls scheme opposite her. All three dogs are occupying an L-shaped couch and a lesbian’s legs are visible, along with a coffee table in the background. The rear-most pitbull has an arm draped chummily around the other pitbull, which is how the chipoognese knows they are Up to Something

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

A second pit bull has entered the gap

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

My 80 lb pit bull was wedging herself into the 6 inches of sofa between me and Gracie and she dragged her entire naked butthole down the full length of my arm 🤢 She’s helpfully licking my elbow now

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Well damn here comes another donation-triggered flood of actblue texts I guess bc we need this behavior to be emphatically reinforced

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Oh shit almost time for game 2 watch me turn it on and pay attention even with no witnesses 🤯

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Smokin a refry and sippin a white claw following my dinner of Jack-in-the-box egg rolls, you?

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Sometimes I just lick a spoonful of peanut butter as needed to prevent falls, the best you can do is the best you can do

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

“Mad” is actually the politically correct term, last I heard, so it’s not ableist but it might be stolen valor 👩🏼‍⚖️ I will need to see everyone’s prescriptions to decide

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

What this tells me is that he’s been briefed on what a constitutional crisis is and made to understand it would be bad for HIM. He is attempting to blame the judges for causing one by not “being cool.” If the judges remember how much they like being/spent to become judges, and stand firm, maybe...?

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

As a Houstonian it’s nice they didn’t put us on the evil row just on general principles

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I AM AT RED LOBSTER!!! My mom’s suburb still has one Also while I was skeeting this from the bathroom the lights went out 👀

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I leverage this by keeping mine on my bedside table and hitting it immediately upon waking, so it can kick my coffee in

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

godDAMN I wish we had drafts idc I enjoy scrolling through a minimum if 3 screens worth of thing i DIDN’T say and admiring my own restraint

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I have sold 3 more! I just know we can get rid of the remaining 20 kits in existence 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 my wife asked me “have you petitioned the Santa for help with sales?” and NO, I have not, I have her assigned to political operations rn

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Was thinking “welp I better not ask for anything too nice for my birthday” but it turns out that actually you can get taken away for a long weekend if you provide links to a possible fishing charter during it

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”

My hand modeling my new Replacement Bridal Set, presented today because I accidentally dropped my old one in the street and Daddy ran over it with my car

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