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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Hello from beneath this piiiiiiile I must've called a thousand tiiiiimes To tell you I'm sorry but I’m buried in dogs But when I call, you never seem to get just how many dooooogs

1 small chipoognese and 1 gigantic blue-nose supported by a pit-greyhound mix base; all on the lap of one not-especially-large 55-year-old Karen

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Morning going great, totally not hung over

Phone screenshot showing nine snoozed alarms

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Merch for my private public library support org

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

What an Angel 😍😍😍 Mine has a basket that sits in the guest chair, otherwise she can’t see the monitor to provide her constructive criticism(s)

A gray chipoognese with one nipple exposed, nestled in a basket that has been placed on the seat of a rolling office chair

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I feel like there’s an agenda for this meeting

An outnumbered chipogneese eyes two pit bulls with concern. All three dogs are occupying an L-shaped couch and a lesbian’s legs are visible, along with a coffee table in the background. The rear-most pitbull has an arm draped chummily around the other pitbull, leading the chipoognese to suspect collusion between them

An outnumbered chipogneese is looking at the camera with indignation while two pit bulls scheme opposite her. All three dogs are occupying an L-shaped couch and a lesbian’s legs are visible, along with a coffee table in the background. The rear-most pitbull has an arm draped chummily around the other pitbull, which is how the chipoognese knows they are Up to Something

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”

My hand modeling my new Replacement Bridal Set, presented today because I accidentally dropped my old one in the street and Daddy ran over it with my car

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Wtf I was so pumped to eat cheddar bay biscuits…so far no bread at all has been offered

The exterior of Red Lobster, with signage showing it renamed to The Crafty Crab

The exterior of SpongeBob’s local eatery, The Krusty Krab, which name is similar to The Crafty Crab

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I stg 90% of the people in here voted for Trump

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

That guy hung up at exactly 20 mins and then I called 16 more numbers and was immediately disconnected, guess they were all the same number BTS…#RHONY reunion is on so I will fuck y’all’s numbers up some more tomorrow unless you did the right thing and took me off the list

My call log showing 19 outgoing calls to “probably junk” missed calls

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

A flip phone in the wild!!!!

My wife, Grace, talking to her friend’s wife, Grace, on her friend’s flip phone

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Houston eventually made good on its snowy promise 😍🥶❄️⛄️❄️🥶😍

Jenny in front of the snowy playground outside our front door

Jenny and Gracie in front of the snowy playground outside our front door

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I am 7 years older than this guy with no rejuvenation practices except edibles and autism

Jenny in a black dress leaning against a wall with hair down

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

You are so wrong for this, houston

Weather app screenshot showing a temp of 73 and that we’re under a freeze warning until 6 pm

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Maybe we can’t transfer the means of production but when I show people this meme I advocate for WIC to be expanded population-wide with vouchers added for housing, utilities, toiletries, transportation, and clothing. Never get a good answer for why that’s impossible or even objectionable

Zelda meme reading “absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill you.

any system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources needs to be dismantled.”

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Forgot to complete p2 of my spreadsheet

Golden Globes spreadsheet with title in column 1 and streaming availability in column 2
CHALLENGERS Amazon
I’M STILL HERE Amazon
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN Apple TV
NICKEL BOYS Apple TV
SATURDAY NIGHT Apple TV
SING SING Apple TV
THE APPRENTICE Apple TV
THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG Apple TV
ANORA Apple TV $20
GLADIATOR II Apple TV $20
HERETIC Apple TV $20
THE WILD ROBOT Apple TV $20
THE ROOM NEXT DOOR Apple TV eventually
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE Disney +
INSIDE OUT 2 Disney +
MOANA 2 Disney +
A REAL PAIN Hula/Disney eventually
ALIEN: ROMULUS Hulu
KINDS OF KINDNESS Hulu
LEE Hulu
NIGHTBITCH Hulu
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE MAX
DUNE: PART TWO MAX
THE BRUTALIST MAX eventually
EMILIA PÉREZ Netflix
HIT MAN Netflix
MARIA Netflix
WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL Netflix $7
CONCLAVE Peacock
TWISTERS Peacock
FLOW Prime video
QUEER Prime video
THE GIRL WITH THE NEEDLE Prime video
THE SUBSTANCE Prime video
MEMOIR OF A SNAIL Prime video 5.99
WICKED Seen
ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHT Theaters only
BABYGIRL Theaters only
THE LAST SHOWGIRL Theaters only
VERMIGLIO Theaters only
THE BRUTALIST (A24)
A COMPLETE UNKNOWN (Searchlight Pictures)
CONCLAVE (Focus Features)
DUNE: PART TWO (Warner Bros. Pictures)
NICKEL BOYS (Orion Pictures / Amazon MGM Studios)
SEPTEMBER 5 (Paramount Pictures)
ANORA (NEON)
CHALLENGERS (Amazon MGM Studios)
EMILIA PÉREZ (Netflix)
A REAL PAIN (Searchlight Pictures)
THE SUBSTANCE (MUBI)
WICKED (Universal Pictures)

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

“So I am going to start waking you up at 8:15 and you’re not going to give me any shit about it, RIGHT??? At 8:15 you will go BOIIIOIIIOIIIOIIING straight out of bed, RIGHT??? RIGHT?”

Jenny’s Christmas morning spreadsheet with incriminating tasks redacted

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

WICKEDBURGER is this anything

A Whataburger cup on a Whataburger table with Whataburger salt and pepper packets

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Headed out for date night but we had to stop when we saw Amazon

POV out front of car as driver has stepped out to see if Amazon guy has her packages

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

School’s OUT 🙅🏼‍♀️

Jenny in cap and gown lined up to walk her 4th college graduation

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Date night!! Had a very tearful Olive Garden dinner where I made my case for all the steps my wife needs to take to protect me after Greg Abbott unmarries us

Stage title card for a magical cirque Christmas

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Who’s in your cabinet? Joke answers only

Still from film THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK showing Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer, and SUSAN MOTHERFUCKING SARANDON putting pins in a voodoo doll

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

24 messages in less than 7 hours…at what point does the law of diminishing returns kick in? I guess Wednesday?

Screenshot 1 of 3 showing 24 messages between 12:06 and 6:39 pm

Screenshot 2 of 3 showing 24 messages between 12:06 and 6:39 pm

Screenshot 3 of 3 showing 24 messages between 12:06 and 6:39 pm

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

I made this for work, your microwave, coffeemaker, oven, and car still need you!

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

I’m a VIP I’m ahead of this guy

Over-the-shoulder selfie of man in “Uncle Sam” costume

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

DAR has gone DEI! Also I hope that extremely gaudy pendant is for one’s granddaughter/niece to play dress-up in and that no DARs will wear it to brunch or w/e

DAR kids book “If These Walls Could Talk” 🤨 with ethnically diverse characters on the cover

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

I’m going to see Beyoncé!!!

Screenshot of seatgeeks app showing my Houston Harris rally tickets

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

They grow up so fast! Large Marge AKA “Peggy” 9/1/2023 vs 9/14/2024

Peggy the pittie at 4 mos/20 lbs vs 1 year later, having quadrupled in size

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

Conveyor belt sushi was disappointing last night— but also delicious— so now Uber eats is on their way to me with additional sushi

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

I busted my ass at work yesterday so all my Trello checklist items were done by 2:42 and then I refilled my own acrylic nails and put on a new gel manicure ✨

Jenny’s left hand with fingers folder over palm to show acrylic nail outgrow filled in and fresh rose gold glitter polish applied

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

My rollie chair isn’t rolling….oh

Photo of my desk’s chairhole, crowded with a black brindle and a blue nosed pitbull. The white things in the lower corners of the frame are my shins as I am sitting cross cross applesauce

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

I never understood how needle threaders worked until like last week despite having one in every sewing kit I ever owned 😂 i just asked my wife and SHE knew but I was mystified and I guess I never thought to ask an adult

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Going to get one fake nail put on today

Jenny’s left hand showing five long, string, natural nails

Jenny’s right hand showing four long, string, natural nails and one short stubby nail

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

I sent a free fax via FaxBurner

Dear Governor Parson:

Please don’t execute Marcellus Williamson!!!!

Marcellus “Khaliifah” Williams, 55, is due to be killed by lethal injection even after the office of the St Louis county prosecuting attorney, which originally convicted him, sought to have his case overturned. Prosecutors have raised concerns about the lack of DNA evidence linking Williams to the 1998 killing of Lisha Gayle and have said that Williams did not get a fair trial.

Although the prosecuting office and victim’s family backed an agreement to have Williams avoid the death penalty, Missouri’s Republican attorney general, Andrew Bailey, has fought to allow the execution to proceed.

“The public doesn’t want this execution to move forward. The victim’s family doesn’t want this execution to move forward and the St Louis county prosecuting attorney’s office doesn’t want this execution to move forward,” said Jonathan Potts, one of Williams’s attorneys, in an interview Monday. “The attorney general’s office, who h

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

In China you can get McCorn!

Chinese McDonald’s menu with a small bowl of corn pictured as a happy meal side

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

Blind panic trying to make it to class on time and realizing on freeway that I had confirmed correct campus without noting actual room number. Looked it up, came inside for lighting pre-class restroom visit and arrived at correct room to find entire class waiting in hall

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Same chair, 8 months later

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A Jenny @agirldonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,083,403!

Grab him certifying I was bsky user #1,083,403

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