Reposted by alexander koutzoukis👑🪄madeleine morris, churro bones🖋️🫧 @madeleinemorris.actor · 2hpress sec any% WR 021
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026that's such a waste of everyone's time, why would anybody care or want that? 010
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisAnil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean. 13668032256
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisBoston Sings [BOSS] @bossaca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026#BOSS2027 APRIL 2–4, 2027 SOMERVILLE, MA 001
Reposted by alexander koutzoukispixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4590091736
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise. 592691280
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026so they should take the text off the art, right? 110
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 09/10/2026We do not have a serious economy in this country, we have an ongoing series of expensive brazen insults to all the hard-working people who *actually make things* despite the incompetent whims of mediocre upfailing assclowns like this guy. No greater lie than the meritocracy. 10432104
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisGabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There is no such thing as AI art. 16643127
Reposted by alexander koutzoukispixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168125322685
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm frothing. inconsolable. on your behalf and mine. 000
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026and how could they even keep that projected schedule when they keep trying to lay off half the staff? i know they just needed to put on an event but it feels like they think we're stupid 010
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026literally what is the point of saying spring 2029? what does that do? video games might be illegal by then for all we know 110
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it was actually overwhelming how many games they showed, it's a deluge of ports as usual, and it felt really weird to end on an open world kirby but maybe i'm just old and jaded 010
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i thought you were going to be excited for professor layton and then they dropped a new 2D metroid in the middle of that chaos 110
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026They should make a website that works 481230145
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026it seems like it would be fun to strum up forever 110
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779181983
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157382526
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471591821
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve. 533232662
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026(your colon sending you a notification) Food™ is now Poop™ 342106188
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026cursed for trading for a pitcher they didn't need after visiting the worst person in the country 100
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i almost feel like they were trying to overwhelm us with mechanics for the first act (almost all of which have been used in recent iterations) just to pull the rug out with the time skip twist 010
Reposted by alexander koutzoukispixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights 884777432
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil 344741899
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026it all just lands really well, especially for the intended age range they're portraying (we got "screenager" and "big mad" this week), but everyone is really delivering (and it especially sounds like you're having fun too!) 010
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@madeleinemorris.actor was just cracking up at you and i are polar opposites and suddenly realized you were the narrator/yeti?! are you also doing script work for it? the localization is phenomenal 120
Reposted by alexander koutzoukis👑🪄madeleine morris, churro bones🖋️🫧 @madeleinemorris.actor · 23/07/2026describing every anime from now on as “a sort of Pokémon meets Pulp Fiction” 311538
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026let's gooooooo can't wait to hear you for 300 hours! (can't screenshot the nintendo app, but listed interests are reading and playing board games so we're off to a great start) 011
Reposted by alexander koutzoukispixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film 1575496569
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisenderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 14/07/2026my friend in new super mario bros wii when they die: 1759621546
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisSungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 13/07/2026physical media is awesome because you just get to look at big trophy shelves of things you've watched and played and look at other people's trophy shelves, c'mon, what's better than that 232004507
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p… 743931778
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026your beloved sony making a lot of anti-consumer choices to compete with microsoft these days, it's going to be so depressing buying special editions that are just code in box 100
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026i'm still cracking up at your sylphie figure post, i can't wait 010
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisSungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 18/06/2026any entertainment website that has a clickbait headline, just know i go out of my way to google and find a DIFFERENT non-fucking annoying website to read about the context 1077196
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time 434273806
Reposted by alexander koutzoukisMark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The "man o' war" reference is where I truly lost it. 830431
alexander koutzoukis @aekoutzoukis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026we bought a house recently, and the thing one of our friends was most excited about was the physical (and extremely satisfying) switch for the oven light (and the rest is all knobs too, no screen on the whole unit) 000
