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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realize…
Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Leaf 🍉 @leaglem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dresses
Drawings of Sei in three different outfits
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
rewatching Your Name and i noticed something in the background. is that minions?
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Fearless Freep @fearlessfreep.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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oogy (comms open) @spoogyoogie.com · 15/03/2026
laundry day
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まったくモー助 @mmousuke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ぷるぷるブリッジ
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Rise of The Machines
Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous. 

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A spotify playlist of various artists where all songs are either “running up that hill” or “rolling down the hill”
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
nicol bolas twintail version
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𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I've experienced this.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 14/04/2026
“I love that Chapel Rowen. A lovely chapel that many women pray at, I’m told.” chaser.com.au/world/trump-...
Trump claims image of him on a cross was just him doing the HOT TO GO! dance
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Ryan Dunlavey @ryandunlavey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
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rain of memes :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - I hate this useless piece of shit software - Depression
After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut - No depression
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🫀allez-gory🫀 @puddicure.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Daily Affirmations: - you are the Fighting Uruk-hai - you bear the banner of the White Hand of Saruman - you do not know pain - you do not know fear - you will taste Man-flesh!
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
gossiping about customers
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Ottilie and Marta (her co-worker at the tavern she works at). Both are doing the dishes (while "Bending" the water). Marta is gossiping and talking to Ottilie about the customers they get at the tavern
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
sorry have to add my favorite one
fly me to the moon
let me kick it’s fucking ass
let me show it what i learned 
in my moon jujitsu class
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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Punk Rock Loser @grs22.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
How the turntables
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✨ alicia ✨ @nightkinks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
this made me mad but was relatable so I had to buy it
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さぐらだ@C108(土)東1エ53b @sagurada.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
rkgk #超かぐや姫
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Star wars joke but Don Quixote windmill has four lightsabers
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Carolirene @carolirene75.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Warren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
How can this go on for another 3 years?
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"Would you just order already..?"
an illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie (a human woman with brown hair tied up in a bun) at her workplace (she's a tavernlady, essentially a waitress, but does some cooking sometimes if needed.) She's standing between a couple of rather flirtatious elderly couple and seemingly waiting for a long time for them to stop their flirting and to put their order in
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:
M is for maybe this starts with an m
N is for next letter, and that one's an n
E is for easy, like spelling this word
M is for magpie, the stealingest bird
O is for only three more letters to go
N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro
I is for imminent, this poem's end
C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 01/03/2026
A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read:
"You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
helping her get ready for work
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf woman with short white hair) helping Ottilie (a human with brown-orange hair tied up in a high ponytail) dress up for work, she's tying up her hair, while Otti is wrapping a string bracelet accessory around her wrist. Ottilie is sleepy, while Asi is trying to get her awake
(for context, this takes place after the booba succ animation where Otti is asleep on Asi)

Lore note, Ottilie works as a tavernlady (waitress basically, sometimes cooks though)
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We made a comic about street smarts (this is one of my favorites we've made).
1 Guy: I'm not book smart, I'm street smart.
2 Other Guy: Sure you are.
3 Guy: A road's main function is transportation, while streets facilitate public interaction. While this may seem trivial to you and me, the distinction is crucial to urban planners.
4 Other Guy: oh damn a street genius
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2026
Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader theonion.com/kim-jong-un-selects-te…
“Four interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?”

Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 17/02/2026
Trying to write
A person with witchy gray hair and glasses, trying to type while a large brindled tabby cat    rests on their neck and shoulder.
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hanfinity 🚲 @hanfinity.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I got a fast car But also I care for my community I gotta make a decision Limit my speed or live and die this way
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-…
How are K-pop groups formed?
By the Korean version of Simon Cowell, who has far more power than the British Simon Cowell could ever dream of.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It's been 15 years since the viral exchange between the mayor of Detroit and a "random dude in Massachussets" which ultimately led to this 11-foot tall bronze RoboCop statue that finally debuted two months ago!
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 04/02/2026
judith butler: sex being social is probably one of the most important concepts in my writing apparently almost everyone who claims to draw from judith butler: yeah so there is a sex/gender distintion and gender is social and fake and a performance and sex is biological and real and unchangeable
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
asi and otti as combat maids sketch
a sketch by Spindle of the characters Ottilie (on the left, a human with brown hair tied up in a pony tail) and Asimov (on the right, a half-elf with short white hair) both looking down at a white birb sleeping.

Both of them are wearing maid outfits but each is themed differently, Asi is more traditionally maid, with the exception of black boots and remington 700 held on her side/back. Whereas Otti is wearing a mix of armour and a maid fit holding a double-ended quarterstaff
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
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reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
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Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 16/01/2026
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.
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Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping.
Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
Kafka’s metamorphosis but with Pokémon
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A$AP Clocky🏴 🔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandak6647.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I think about this post all the time
"if was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice vou would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth - he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all he thinks he's been tricked - he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turr around. "if i was orpheus i would simply -" you wouldn't be orpheus. vou wouldn't be brave enough tc walk into the underworld and save the person you love
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
new theory: don bradman got isekai'd here and his cheat power was cricket
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Rules on human nature
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