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aaron

@adumbwizard.bsky.social
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painfully self-aware. play lots of video games. terrible opinion haver. he/him

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 21h
oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sephiroth with a speech bubble
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no more bullshit
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this loser won’t be in the league in a year, what does she care?
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
everything is still dumb, I see
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
macklemania
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
reacher when he learns you killed his brother and his goons are in the way
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
bet it feels really good to say “fuck you” to a senator
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
time to delete this post, dawg
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not even going to hate watch the trailer
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All Saints Dae @ourdailybadge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arrested Development is bigger and more important than you realize
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
chewsdee innit
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
how many football pitches is that?
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
lol
bad ai ad

“WHY SHOP WITH US?

100% AUTHEHTIC PROOUETS
BEST PRIC6S IN TOWN
NEW PRODUCTS MEERLY
FRIENDLY CUSTOMER SENVIER”
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
men can’t have hobbies anymore
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I ain’t ashamed, i’ve watched that video on mute a couple of times
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is becoming more and more of a possibility
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2026
(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
student 22 is me. I’m dumb as shit and I don’t cheat
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
anyone else annoyed by the bats flying around the game? very distracting, my dudes
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
more like soulsuckers. y’all are a bunch of assholes
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
lol and I voted for fetterman
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i’m actually a bot. my bad
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
you are fucking dumb as hell
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i’m a try-sexual. I try too hard
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
lol you fuckin dorks
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
ah shit, i clogged the toilet again
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
no
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
nothing ever happens
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
no one: microsoft: "I DECLARE XBOX!!!"
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
y’all are flippin weird
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
bob’s racist uncle
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
slightly increase a band hatebaby
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
hope they get taxed more, buddy
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
one time I went poop
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
lol this is stupid
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“he is shotting well” -a professional sports announcer
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
there are not enough people eating shit
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
such a classic scene
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
muted into oblivion (xbox 360)
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
this is dumb when you guys surveil us anyway. let us get cheap electric cars, you coward
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
must feel so good for a member of congress to post some bullshit and turn off notifications
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
yeah, seems a good place to say this, like we are the problem. do your job, lady
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aaron @adumbwizard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
secret service watching the gunman run towards them
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