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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 7h
All but one of the 53 Senate Republicans voted to confirm anti-vax crusader RFK Jr. as health and human services secretary. When you vote for Republicans, you're voting for measles.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 6h
i also read his op ed on originalism in the WSJ and i would love to know how presidential criminal immunity emerges from the structure of the constitution, especially when the literal authors of that constitution insisted that a president could he tried and even straight up executed
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
First Lady Natalie Harp sits next to her man in Marine One as they return to the White House last night, then reenters the building after another day of traveling together #TravelWithNatalie (Tasos Katopodis/Getty)
pic of Harp and Trump on the chopperpic of Harp walking back to the White House
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 5h
"Thoreau famously claimed 'The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.' I’ve always thought this assertion unfair, even untrue. But it’s neither unfair nor untrue to observe that Donald J. Trump is today exhibiting clear signs of not-at-all-quiet desperation." www.thebulwark.com/p/grandpa-tr...
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Grandpa Trump Is Getting Desperate
And it’s starting to show.
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TIM SEELEY Revival on Netflix 8/24! @hackintimseeley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
November 7th! An auction in support of Chicago area illustrator @barrycrain.bsky.social with work from @geneha.com @thejillthompson.bsky.social Jenny Frison , @ryanbrowne.bsky.social @paolaseeleyart.bsky.social myself and others! @panelpunk.bsky.social
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 5h
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John Dickerson @jdickerson.bsky.social · 23h
Is that really the choice: substack.com/@johnfdicker...
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23h
Trump talking gibberish at the White House: “Canada charged us a lot of tariffs that nobody knew about, except me.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
Trump isn't beating the "can't walk in a straight line" allegations
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
megyn kelly is the exact sort of woman who mocks a rape victim for their appearance. she's a loathsome, awful woman.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wasn’t there something else that he did which was really, really evil?
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 23h
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A Dozen "86 47" Eggs (Parody Account) @adozeneggs.bsky.social · 23h
He did write a book though. I'm sure it will be available in the local dollar store in case you run low on toilet paper.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 23h
I'm going to be honest, Megyn Kelly has no soul.
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's pretty funny to say this right now, when the world's dictators and aspiring dictators are demonstrating their extreme non-benevolence and commensurate inefficiency. Was invading Ukraine efficient? Were the gulf princelings cheerleading the disastrous Iran war efficient?
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly, classy as ever
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/10/2026
On god we used to hate Nazis a LOT more
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d love to see Jack Smith appointed Attorney General by the next Democratic president! 🇺🇸💙
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another Sunday, where the option of not platforming the lying authoritarians on the Sunday Shows was readily available to Jake Tapper & everyone else.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
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J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/10/2026
“he’s a piece of shit, but he’s our piece of shit, and it’s our duty to eat it” is quite the message pulling into the final stretch
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
1. She's president's human binky & controls his social media 2. Foreign govts use her a conduit for Trump 3. She's lied about much of her background 4. She wouldn't or couldn't get security clearance (see 3) 5. She has an obsession w/ Trump giving their relationship a vaguely inappropriate dynamic
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But ice cream shops can’t give a free cone to someone with an “I voted” sticker
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/10/2026
Trump's human binky made the trip to Alabama with him #TravelWithNatalie (Brendan Smialowski/Getty)
pic of Ms Harp on AF1
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All Republicans have to offer voters in the midterms is failure, lies, corruption, cover ups, fear mongering, name calling, enrichment of oligarchs, christian nationalism, racism, data centers everywhere, flock cameras, higher prices, new wars and fake bribes. Hell of a platform.
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Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of another..There are just some kind of men who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results." #Booksky
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a beta male. Conservative, self-identified alpha males remind me every day. Like self-appointed testosterone police, they fly into my mentions to make sure I know just how deficient in being a dude I actually am... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/confession...
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Confessions Of A Beta Male.
I am a beta male.
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Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Attorney Chris Parente tells reporters "the message that has been sent is that no one is above the law." "They dragged these six people behind me through the mud for over a year, and now the tables have turned," he says.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump benefits from being covered as a conman because it diverts from being covered as a monster.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Isn't his boss accused of raping multiple children?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AG Todd Blanche won't say DOJ can't declare an election fraudulent on the president's say-so Here's what I will say: this election will be free & fair, & @democracydefendersaction.org & our partners will make sure of it More on @cnnipr.bsky.social at 3:40pm ET👇 -TN
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Free & Fair Elections | Democracy Defenders Action
Democracy depends on free and fair elections. Across the country, efforts to undermine voting rights, silence voters, reject lawful results, and spread election disinformation threaten public trust an...
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Petey, fuck you. A free press is not “important.” It is ESSENTIAL. A free press is essential. And there is no “but.” He’s such a punk.👇
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
New in PN: Schmitt happens all over effort to perjury trap Jack Smith "The GOP playbook relies on an absolute lack of shame, so Schmitt dutifully bellied up to the microphone to celebrate his flawless victory with the chuds keeping the grift alive in Charlie Kirk’s old studio."
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Schmitt happens all over effort to perjury trap Jack Smith
When gotchas go disastrously wrong.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is what Schmitt imagines he would have done Schmitt can’t imagine a man being honorable for its own sake
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re coming to drive your electricity prices through the roof, destroy your environment, take your water, pollute your air, deafen your ears, pervert your politics, enrich billionaires, obliterate your property values, take your jobs, & make you pay for the privilege. What’s not to love?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Democrats don't have any income" is an insane statement, but it's also an admission that he sees the money collected by the United States government as his personal piggy bank, to be raided as he sees fit.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Biden tripped, the media replayed it, analyzed it, and talked about it for months. When Trump falls asleep in the Oval Office every day, networks don’t even cover it. It’s only on social media. Same presidency, very different media coverage.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losers.
Republican Men Are More Likely To Blame Women For Their Problems chart
• Democrat
• Republican
26
24
18 to 29
30 to 49
Source: Civility and Morality Survey, 2025.
50 to 64
65 and older
Survey Center
on American Life
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Adam Hoffman was convicted of raping his friend's young son. He should be in jail, but Paxton used his power to get him on a misdemeanor. That means he only served for 60 days, didn't have to register as a sex offender in Texas, and then left the state.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've reported first-hand on steel mills in Korea, China, Japan, Illinois, and Mississippi. This is 100% not going to happen. Disagree? Bet me. (Though I'm against online betting. It's just not going to happen.)
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump last week touted "one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng." The U.S. switched sides.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are running scared now, after supporting his nonsense for over a decade.
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