Reposted by Axe Murderin'The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7677351106
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026First page of Donald Trump's entry in the Epstein Files. 020
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's nice to see that America can still have huge domestic cultural products that apparently just stay there and don't make it across the Atlantic. 110
Reposted by Axe Murderin'Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105562100
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This would be an improvement in Wales and you shouldn't necessarily expect any actual help at the end of that wait.theguardian.comNHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessmentsPatient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses 210
Reposted by Axe Murderin'HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 24/09/2026Ladies and gentlethings, I present to you the first excerpt from @beckbook.com Many thanks to @nymag.com for putting it in print and to @vulture.com for presenting it so beautifully online Please read, if you are so inclined CW: Uh… intense emotional distress? I don't want to give anything away…vulture.comLosing BeckHis acclaimed album, Sea Change, was inspired by a breakup. For his ex-partner, it was the story of how the Church of Scientology took over his life. 23294113
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I thought Chairman Kaga was addressing the UN for a fraction of a second there. 020
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Doing him dirty by finding a file photo in which he looks like he's still drunk the next morning. 000
Reposted by Axe Murderin'Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... 7637721270
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Everything I hear about Macklemore, a rapper whose music I really don't like, raises my opinion of him. He is like a non-evil Drake. 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Left wingers are all in a cult. They're so obsessed with their guy that they will keep bringing him up six years later in arguments I imagine in my head. 010
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026BBC really straining to avoid saying "conspiring to commit crimes". 100
Reposted by Axe Murderin'Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off. 2776532591
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is the same guy who said he was no longer gay so that he could go on a Christian shopping channel. 010
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026For Americans asking in seven months, it is a confusing name but the Championship is actually the second tier of English football. Below that is League One. Teams can be promoted or relegated between these leagues based on their results between August of one year and May of the next. 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can't believe the honourable Keir Starmer would go back on his pledge to serve as a backbench MP until the next election. His many supportive constituents must be shocked and devastated. 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If we don't hurry up, we'll be forced to rely on Cyberdine's software instead of our own homegrown Skynet! 210
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The word "terrorist" is quickly losing any meaning in this country.theguardian.comSeven charged with damaging Trump’s Scottish golf course accused of ‘terrorist connection’Course at Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort was painted with words ‘Gaza is not 4 sale’ and clubhouse was sprayed with graffiti 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The editor of the Daily Mail must be so relieved this has come out just after the UK press had killed someone else.theguardian.comDaily Mail accused of stalking woman mistaken as White Stripes drummer Meg WhiteThe tabloid boasted in a now-deleted article that they found White and promised to reveal her ‘secret new life’ 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He's not reading all of that.thedailybeast.comNatalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in FullTrump’s biographer Michael Wolff is revealing two bombshell letters Harp wrote to Trump, calling him her “Guardian and Protector.” 020
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026C3PO is an annoying machine built by the second most evil guy in the galaxy, so I suppose he is a bit like an LLM. 020
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Except when the winner has no grace and ducks the event. 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I suppose I do agree with the "Rod Liddle shouldn't have been allowed near children" half. 001
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm sure it's fine when a nazi gets imprisoned for a while then gets out and decides to try electoralism.theguardian.comFormer neo-Nazi activist selected as Tory candidate for Somerset council electionJoshua Bonehill-Paine, creator of satirical Crewkerne Gazette, has convictions including for harassing a Jewish MP 100
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You know what? If this is what happens when you add shit to the union flag, I don't want Wales represented on it. 000
Reposted by Axe Murderin'lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please 6186491476
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I've been sewing a jacket (only my second garment, not including toiles). I've used about five diffferent hand sewing techniques throughout (so far) and my skills have improved so much as I go that about a quarter of it looks like it was sewn by a different person. 160
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I know it's bad that Americans don't have a health service but isn't this just what being working class is? We all only keep our jobs because we need them to continue living. You'd still have that problem if you had perfect health or socialised healthcare. 100
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's about time they made a sitcom for autists. Something for misguided teenagers to base their personality on then regret it 20 years later. 010
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Very disrespectful of Canada to not send their head of state to the presentations like the US and Mexico did. 110
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina had just won a match against a team that sat back and defended for most of a match. For some reason, they thought they could do that without scoring one first. 002
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ending on a children's choir so the crowd doesn't boo the performers off is the cowardly move you'd expect from the Infantino-Trump show. 000
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If this is an American football halftime show when are they bringing out Prince? 010
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I didn't know parties could stand more than one candidate for a Westminster constituency. I guess the only victim of any confusion would be the party itself...bbc.co.ukClacton by-election attracts 34 candidatesThe list of people taking on Nigel Farage contains 20 independents and a number of joke candidates. 000
Reposted by Axe Murderin'pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film 1575496569
Reposted by Axe Murderin'Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026On the 5th August, the EHRC's Code of Practice becomes statutory guidance. It will make life even harder for many trans & non-binary people. It's unworkable & harmful. The Good Law Project is challenging & wants to hear from people affected by these exclusions. goodlawproject.org/discriminato...goodlawproject.org‘Discriminatory’ and ‘unworkable’ trans guidance to come into force | Good Law ProjectThe equalities minister has ordered the government’s harmful code of practice will apply from 5 August – we’re pushing back 401424566
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm enjoying this. For the first time ever, I wouldn't mind England scoring. 110
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If I were a dodgy billionaire buying MPs, I would try to talk them down from a guaranteed five years' income. The Fixed Term Parliament Act was repealed.theguardian.comFarage said he would need ‘a million a year’ to stand as MP in 2024Exclusive: Politician spoke to senior figures in Reform in March that year about covering lost earnings, sources tell the Guardian 100
Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It's nice that Lindsay Graham died at the right time for Americans to wake up to the news in cascading time zones, stretching out the party a bit. 010
Reposted by Axe Murderin'Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026One of the personalised pistols Erdoğan gave to each NATO leader. There is a pistol out there that says “Keir Starmer”, and for @bloodwork.show purposes I need to own it. 1823527
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RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] — Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about populism. Scratch that, to coming up with the question about populism, the alpha and omega of populism questions, and that question is:
1. (Whisper.) "Is Count Binface the Establishment?"
2. Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kzsnqhdb3styakbudv3xtq4p/bafkreicg27jmn7f6syohe5d7au7dv2bmes77ec5ewugosphditdq72t73i)