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GTA6 is about to come out and start printing money for Take Two for the next decade plus. All the other big companies are going to look at the vast quantity of human labour poured into it and continue pivoting to slop anyway.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My therapist has also told me this and, judging by multiple other people saying the same thing on your post, it must be a common trick they try.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's a surprise to me that Palantir doesn't work in that field, given its support of the US regime.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This looks like it could have been the inciting incident for that episode of the Simpsons when Homer buys a gun.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Does she also think poor people print their clothes? Where does she think clothes come from?

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First page of Donald Trump's entry in the Epstein Files.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In that case, I'm going to pretend I meant "cross the Atlantic" literally and hope the second-most streaming locations aren't in Europe or Africa.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's nice to see that America can still have huge domestic cultural products that apparently just stay there and don't make it across the Atlantic.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My partner was diagnosed with ADHD in England and was being treated for that. When they transferred to a GP in Wales, the doctor just discontinued the prescription and treated them as if they were trying to con the NHS out of uppers.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In the meantime, I've developed CPTSD symptoms and I've had to be more forceful than I'm comfortable with to get on a waiting list for that when they'd rather have kept me in the ASD queue instead.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've been waiting two or three years for an autism assesment. My health board has sneakily taken me off a waiting list without telling me then failed to apologise when the ombudsman told them off.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only non-insane reason I think it could be is that someone used an AI upres on a low-resolution jpeg and it decided that was probably Harp staring lovingly at him.

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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 24/09/2026

Ladies and gentlethings, I present to you the first excerpt from @beckbook.com Many thanks to @nymag.com for putting it in print and to @vulture.com for presenting it so beautifully online Please read, if you are so inclined CW: Uh… intense emotional distress? I don't want to give anything away…

vulture.com

Losing Beck

His acclaimed album, Sea Change, was inspired by a breakup. For his ex-partner, it was the story of how the Church of Scientology took over his life.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I thought Chairman Kaga was addressing the UN for a fraction of a second there.

Two skeets appearing consecutively on my timeline. The first is Aron Rupar with a video of Trump standing at a lectern addressing the UN assembly. The second is the Iron Chef bot with a screenshot of Chairman Kaga standing in his spot at Kitchen Stadium addressing the Iron Chef and challenger.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Doing him dirty by finding a file photo in which he looks like he's still drunk the next morning.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It hasn't even made predictive keyboards noticeably more useful yet, as far as I can tell.

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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Everything I hear about Macklemore, a rapper whose music I really don't like, raises my opinion of him. He is like a non-evil Drake.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Bringing up the rear, it's Flashback Crackers."

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Left wingers are all in a cult. They're so obsessed with their guy that they will keep bringing him up six years later in arguments I imagine in my head.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Avoid finance law by robbing a bank.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

BBC really straining to avoid saying "conspiring to commit crimes".

BBC headline: Farage aide filmed suffering way to avoid donations law

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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is the same guy who said he was no longer gay so that he could go on a Christian shopping channel.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Is a spaniel involved or not?

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

For Americans asking in seven months, it is a confusing name but the Championship is actually the second tier of English football. Below that is League One. Teams can be promoted or relegated between these leagues based on their results between August of one year and May of the next.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can't believe the honourable Keir Starmer would go back on his pledge to serve as a backbench MP until the next election. His many supportive constituents must be shocked and devastated.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's probably spelled Cyberdyne, isn't it? It's not a restaurant.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If we don't hurry up, we'll be forced to rely on Cyberdine's software instead of our own homegrown Skynet!

Two headlines next to each other on the Guardian site's front page:

"Sharp rise in incidents of AI escaping users' control, research finds"

A stock photo of young people working at laptops and looking concerned, then:

"UK risks falling behind in AI race without faster telecoms upgrades, say executives"

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I have always assumed "night cap" was named for the old timey hat from the sleeping costume Ebenezer Scrooge would wear and we called the drink after it because you would have it just before going to bed. But this makes much more sense.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is very nearly what happens quite believably in a Bob's Burgers episode when a chef and a handyman have an argument about whether a chef's knife or a hammer is the finer tool and they each take it very personally.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm going to choose to believe that "Rom" is short for "Romanti-ezer", which appears in one of the genealogies.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

C3PO is an annoying machine built by the second most evil guy in the galaxy, so I suppose he is a bit like an LLM.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I should've paid more attention in Welsh class.

A Welsh-language emergency alert telling people not to start fires.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Glad we finally abolished the monarchy.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We went for a drive into the Bannau for the eclipse and I was struck by how much brown and orange was everywhere. The June heatwave was uncomfortable but it feels a lot more apocalyptic after this drought.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Never thought I'd say that living, as I do, in a village synonymous with an industrial disaster caused by fossil-fuel extraction and precipitated by rain.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Except when the winner has no grace and ducks the event.

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This question is answered in the critically acclaimed documentary film "Melania" (2026).

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Does your landlord actually exchange all of his old timey cheques for cash? Or is this just an expression in American English that could also mean "pay into a bank account"?

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Axe Murderin' @adewim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I suppose I do agree with the "Rod Liddle shouldn't have been allowed near children" half.

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