Reposted by Adam MaidPeter Sokolowski @petersokolowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm thrilled to announce my upcoming book: BY DEFINITION: The Surprising History of the English Dictionary To be published in February! read.macmillan.com/lp/by-defini... 118918
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Knew PRIMETIME was going to rock the moment they started calling it “filth” on Threads. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Spider-Man: Brand New Day fails by catering to modern audiences, rather than hewing faithfully to the source text (Sting’s 1999 studio album). 000
Reposted by Adam MaidVƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit 9399262802
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If a movie has Sydney Pollack directing: probably going to be pretty good, hey If it has Sydney Pollack acting: guaranteed banger for all times 020
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Such a weird coincidence that both Claude and Kalshi made complete dogshit ads. What could that be about… 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026“We rebuilt every American car to be an instant pedestrian killbot” - from the same people who brought you “Colorless void inside the Taco Bell” and “Sesame Street should turn a profit” 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Can you believe this is only like 1/500th of what we’ll feel on The Day 020
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Imagine being a newborn baby and someone says, “Yeah we’re gonna call you Mortimer.” Brutal. 020
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026guys we can’t have that name that close to ‘doctor’ in a sentence right now, unless, you know, you _know_ 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Burn this phrase into your brain: “It’s not revenge, it’s denazification.” 010
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I’d rather be dead in a ditch than alive in a Blank Street Coffee. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 31/03/2026A couple years ago I saw something about a place where shitty lawmakers were terrified of the populace bc people would pull their houses down brick by brick — I can’t remember where (France? it sounds like something they’d do, idk). Anyway, just thinking about that. No reason in particular. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Kinda wild that it actually _is_ the failing New York Times, just from a moral perspective. 020
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026someone help! the hundreds of thousands of deaths I caused are ruining my reputation! 011
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026honestly shoutout to Gorillaz for staying the course and outlasting NFTs 010
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I’m so old I remember believing in the concept of karma 010
Reposted by Adam MaidTy Burr @tyburr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now. 3803510
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 03/02/2026his first term, I couldn’t believe how many presidential lawyers I needed to know. this time, it’s obscure sex pests. the fuck you mean there’s something called a “Trivers”? 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 16/01/2026me: THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS The Dodgers, every time: *get away with it pretty easily, actually* 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026next person to tell me the polymarket odds gets stuck with a knife 020
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d9B...youtube.comPrayer To GodYouTube video by Shellac - Topic 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026one thing we're doing in 2026 is saying "I love you" to our friends 000
Reposted by Adam Maidceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives 458148843145
Reposted by Adam MaidMicah @rincewind.run · 07/01/2026what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist 22117144290
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Abolish, prosecute, salt the fucking earth where it stood. 000
Reposted by Adam Maiddillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 05/01/2026"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month 4643831319
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 05/01/2026ummm actually, both parties suck. ... but if you happen to criticize a CERTAIN party, I WILL find a way to defend it. NO MATTER WHAT. ....... this also applies to criticism of billionaires. I'm INDEPENDENT. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Jeffries shoving rocks in his pockets so he can sit on his hands more forcefully than ever 020
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 23/12/2025wired: saving a bottle of champagne for that day inspired: saving many jars of piss for that grave 010
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I just feel like the Kennedy curse should *consider* a hyphen 010
Reposted by Adam Maidskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files, 273469832
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My 2026 goal is to find God, and fight Him in the parking lot. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 08/12/2025nobody: revolution-era newspaper: We muft reftleffly purfue victory or our new nation will perifh. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025how about your face acquires my fist. how about that huh. 000
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Supergirl playing five times, begrudgingly, at the Paris Theater. 021
Reposted by Adam MaidGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Re: Epstein’s emails 8645871144
Adam Maid @adammaid.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The European mind could not comprehend blackout restrictions. 010
