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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I was literally putting in an online maintenance request for my apt when the maintenance guys showed up for another issue, so that's how today is going. Also, the delivery guys thought they were picking up furniture, not delivering it (?). It's only 7, but I am ready for bed.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 06/07/2026
there's gonna be weird people out there who's like blah blah sportsball w/e but like actually deep down sports is about community and I think that's neat
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just took a three and a half hour nap. My body now has no idea what time it is.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am choosing to believe Robo filing for arb is a sign of commitment, showing he's not going to sign an offer sheet.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Good for him!
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hooray! I finally have wifi set up in my new apartment! I had to struggle through free agency day with only a phone to read everything on!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am not immune to the hype.
Photo of a bag clip figurine lying on the package it came in. The bag clip figurine has an oversized head and is in a cartoonish style. It's a soccer player from the US men's national team, wearing their world cup uniform with a red and white striped jersey and white shorts. He has dark hair, a beard, and his jersey number is 2. The bag is blue and foil and has pictures of the various player figurines you might get.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I figured it out! Ok, an old reddit post from, like, 5 years ago figured it out (as was the style of the day), but I found that reddit post, so it counts.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ok, but have we talked about how Mush's eyes are going to look in sjs teal?
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No one loves spinning the block more than the Stars.
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gloria ⛤ @linebrawl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
who needs the olympics team usa clique when we have the finnish mafia
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just remembered a nurse shark is a thing and if San Jose made that trade just so they could make memes about, honestly, I am all for that.
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It has been a long fucking July
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I am going to miss Mav's reactions in the social media videos the most. Also, who will be Ritzy's partner in mischief?
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh, no, I am charmed.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trying to get my computer set back up and I can't get my pc to connect to my monitor and I don't know why. *sob*
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It would have been very frustrating, but also incredibly funny, if Nill had done something when Texans couldn't get on bluesky.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I appreciate knowing the current status of Jordie's beard.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Blinn @nhlblinn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
who called it "France's World Cup kits" and not French Dressing?
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yesterday, I labeled a box "under the sink", and I have been singing it to "Under the Sea" ever since.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The movers come tomorrow and I'm at the "just threw an old checkbook (?), box of toothpaste, and package of earplugs in a box marked laundry room" level of packing.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I get why nobody wants to talk about it, but ignoring how the tragedy probably affected Zach W's desire to stay in Cbus seems like glossing over something important.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ngl, I'm super judgemental of non-Stars fans saying they're sick of hearing about Robo, considering how much less coverage it's gotten than the endless stories about Mitch, Quinn, Elias, Brady, etc. and their various situations.
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
pausa de hidratacion
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tak @taksevasion.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We are so insanely back
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KJ🍊 @tangerinepockets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i love fic so much bc some stories are like epics crafted by professional bards and some stories are smashing barbies together and we're all here around the same campfire like tell another one!!! people have always done this and it's so heartwarming to make mythology together for the fun of it
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Lol, I feel that 17 mil contract should maybe be a disqualifier.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Totally got distracted because this Swedish kid's hometown is also the name of a table at ikea.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Laila Edwards is better at announcing draft picks than at least 95% of people I've seen do it over the years. Have they considered letting her host the whole thing?
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Robo looking at contract offers like when you're staring in the fridge, but nothing looks good.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
now that it looks like the USMNT is going to play Bosnia and Herzegovina time to sow internal discord within their team by pitting the players from Bosnia and the players from Herzegovina against each other (reads Wikipedia) I have actually decided not to do this
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Houston over Austin makes way more sense, but that may just be my refusal to admit how much Austin has grown.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I wonder if not differentiating between listening and shopping is why Dallas is so often brought up in seemingly every trade rumor.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I ordered pizza delivery. You'll never guess what happened. 🙃 At least they are going to redeliver the (hopefully) correct pizza. It's starting to feel like a running bit on a sitcom.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mood
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Me (for the 3rd time): now I have finally finished packing all the fragile things in the kitchen! Me: *opens dishwasher* Me: dang it
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Knicks 🤝 The Stars guys named Tyler explaining they're on the team
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Second time this week I have gotten home with take out only to discover they gave me something with meat instead of the vegetarian dish I ordered. At least I can eat the appetizer I got, but it was supposed to be lunch for tomorrow. 😭😭
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is such a "you're making a terrible mistake, but we can't technically stop you" statement.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
domestic teams in other countries: FC Town Name, Town Name FC American domestic teams: the Pensacola Blue Wahoos, the Orlando Magic national teams in other countries: The Indomitable Lions, the Relentless Elephants American national teams: Team USA
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
White chocolate. What if chocolate, but without the good part? Stevia. It makes everything it's in taste like metal. (Boxed cake mix also tastes like metal, but not as severely, so I'm occasionally willing to overlook it.) Ginger in sweet things. It burns!! (The burn only works in savory stuff.)
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Kate @iceisslipperypod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Incredibly proud of my close personal friend (who doesn't know I exist) Logan Stankoven on his Stanley Cup victory! So well-deserved.
Photo of several Carolina Hurricanes posing with the Syanley Cup as they are showered in alcohol.Logan Stankoven biting a Stanley Cup necklace
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Aho passing the Cup off is on brand. We love him for it.
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Remember when Hall was a guarantee a team would get the 1st overall pick? That's a straight up narrative arc.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Lots of people just said the word Bussi and I’m just going to let the mystery sit with me
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acertainmaybe @acertainmaybe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It was!
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