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Alyssa

@abrownrigg.bsky.social
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Hockey. Dogs. Music. Chronically exhausted.

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Benjamin Hunting @huntingbenjamin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the NHL needs is more rage-counters like this one. hellebucks.com
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Hellebucks: how much salary Connor Hellebuyck is forfeiting, live
$38,660 a day. 45 cents a second. A live tally of the salary Connor Hellebuyck is giving up while the Jets play without him.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching LVA/GSV tonight and thinking again about how the Atlanta Dream wore t-shirts encouraging fans to vote for the US senate candidate running against their owner. And then the owner lost and sold her stake in the team! Absolutely GOATed shit.
Five players from the Atlanta Dream wearing black t-shirts that say “Vote Warnock”
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Raccoon Fink (aka Benjamin Reed) @rangerrick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm a huge fan of these and Carolina Hurricanes in-arena announcer @wademinter.com is very good at them.
Quoted post:
that dude is still alive
wtf

Wade’s reply:
When you are Mary Magdalene at the tombQuoted post:
GET IN THE FUCKING NET

Wade’s response:
When you are a butterfly collector and have absolutely had itQuoted post:
no doubt a big factor

Wade’s reply:
When you’re looking at the Billboard charts in 1997Quoted post:
Ludicrous call

Wade’s reply:
When you’re Usher checking your voicemail list
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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bobismeisbob @bobismeisbob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favourite one:
"I don't get the appeal of streams"
"north Atlantic fish watching salmon swim off to get eaten by bears"
"you absolutely cannon ssay shit on this website"
"moderator clarify the rules of the coprophobia support forum"
"god fucking damn it"
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 06/10/2026
For @us.theguardian.com, I spoke to Native WNBA fans about the loss of the Connecticut Sun. “For a tribe that fought long and hard to be granted tribal sovereignty, the [sale] decision being taken out of their hands can feel like a violation of that sovereignty.”
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‘I will not be moving on’: sale of WNBA’s Connecticut Sun leaves Native fans facing cultural loss
The Mohegan Tribe made the Sun the first Native-owned franchise in pro sports. Fans say the team’s move echoes centuries of erasure and displacement
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One can only hope 🤞
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you win your challenge, you should be able to keep your future challenge. Dumb rule. Refs should also get penalized when they are called out for multiple bad plays in a game. #WNBA
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my dream finals
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the council of goalies will determine your fate.
a photo of the Seattle Kraken goaltending tandem, Philipp Grubauer and Joey Daccord, alongside EBUG Dolan Gilbert and goaltending coach Colin Zulianello.
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Erica @ericamauter.com · 28/09/2026
Easy for people to say “they’ve got Olivia Miles, of course they were good” but absolutely no one thought we would be THIS good with Phee out for so long and the amount of roster turnover we had in the offseason.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PERFECT song to start WNBA playoffs with. No notes.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#SeaKraken got Mind Flayer, which feels oddly flattering?
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need Berkly to get first star every game just for the photo.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They look very sweet.
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would love for Pablo Torre @pablo.show to do a deep dive into how the sale of the Connecticut Sun was forced to Houston instead of the Boston or Hartford options.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Minnesota autumn hits so good after years in Arizona. Why yes, I will wear cozy warm clothing today.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 20/09/2026
NO ROOKIE HAS SCORED MORE 👏 With her first point today, Olivia Miles passes Caitlin Clark (769) for the most points scored by a rookie in WNBA history. #WNBASeason30 | 2026 Postseason Push | DraftKings
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This poster is perfect!
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A couple seasons ago I had a semi-successful NHL fantasy team named "Connors and Hugheses" that was all guys with names involving Connor, Jack, Luke, and Quinn. With just those four names I had SO many player options. That meme team ended up beating my actual team that I put effort into.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where you going? You moving to Texas? You going to buy one of those 5 BR/6.5 BA houses that’s all garage in front in Frisco, TX? With the faux brick facade? Your wife giving up Broadway and MoMA and driving to downtown Dallas? Eating at Capital Grille? STFU and open up that checkbook son
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Meg @megkel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
honestly there's no other way to say it, i am running out of words to express how disappointing nhl teams continue to be when it comes to believing women and fostering an environment where fans of all kinds feel safe.
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being a sports fan definitely requires private investigator skills #WNBA #NBA #NFL
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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I support the Mohegan Tribe trying to send billionaires to the bottom of the ocean #WNBA
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love her and I love this. Is there an award for answers like this? If not, there should be, and it should be the Cloud.
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my goodness, Olivia Miles behind the back pass to Kayla McBride for three #WNBA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If (when?) the Lynx win a title with Olivia Miles as the PG I think that the entire Chicago Sky front office should get a ring too.
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Take Flight @takeflightwnba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This secondary logo is already classic.
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s official. The WNBA’s 16th team is the Cleveland Sirens.
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CavsWire @cavswire.substack.com · 04/08/2026
Cleveland's WNBA team has officially announced they will be known as the Cleveland Sirens. The team is set to debut in the 2028 season.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sometimes I forget not everyone plays TTRPGs or reads copious amounts of fantasy. My cat is named Cantrip and I keep getting asked what her name means. Before her I would have very confidently asserted that everyone knew that word 😬
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/07/2026
Welcome to Puppy Court
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/07/2026
We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Sens told him, "It's going down," and he was all like, "I know you want me"
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Trader Joe's labeling their eucalyptus not fit for animal consumption has really thrown a wrench in some koala-themed plans I had 🙄 It looks good in a vase with flowers, though!
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Years ago I applied for a job arranging marriages (I didn't get it), and I've been chasing the high of that prospect ever since. My dream job is still to get paid to read books while covered in puppies, but learning that matchmaker is an actual job easily made it my number two.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
as a horror writer, I can now confirm to you with evidence that anything can be horror, I just watched a man's face curl up in abject terror at the words "Why Is It Still Outside My House?"
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
FINALLY
static.klipy.com
Evil Defeated
Alt: Evil Defeated
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Less: ChatGPT More: Researching amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Edinburgh during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lisa Simpson on stage lecturing to an auditorium full of people. there is a slide projected on a screen behind her. the slide says:

"The people who made
Jurassic Park didn't think it
was possible to transition from
female to male and that's why
they got eaten by dinosaurs.
Moral of the story ỈS, support
trans rights or g get eaten by dinosaurs"
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Timmy @brownriggy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My local comic shop did Free Comic Book Day right, and they put a bunch of stuff on sale. Relatedly, I wonder if @gailsimone.bsky.social is coming to the Twin Cities any time soon, because I have a thing I would love to ask her to sign. Look how pretty!
Cover of Birds of Prey omnibus volume 1 featuring 4 badass ladies in heroic poses looking ready to cause and/or solve trouble.
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
IT'S TOLVY TIME ALL THE TIME! ⏰ Eeli Tolvanen has been named the @NHL's 2nd Star of the Week! ⭐️
a graphic with three photos of Seattle Kraken forward Eeli Tolvanen, along with text reading: 2ND STAR OF THE WEEK, 3GP 2G 4A 6PTS, tied for league lead in scoring this week.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The real measure of how much it snowed is how buried my dinosaur statues are.
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