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Alyssa

@abrownrigg.bsky.social
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Hockey. Dogs. Music. Chronically exhausted.

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Rob @bask-inrobyn.blacksky.app · 11h
Barbie just needed her Dream House 🩷
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Erica @ericamauter.com · 28/09/2026
Easy for people to say “they’ve got Olivia Miles, of course they were good” but absolutely no one thought we would be THIS good with Phee out for so long and the amount of roster turnover we had in the offseason.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PERFECT song to start WNBA playoffs with. No notes.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#SeaKraken got Mind Flayer, which feels oddly flattering?
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need Berkly to get first star every game just for the photo.
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would love for Pablo Torre @pablo.show to do a deep dive into how the sale of the Connecticut Sun was forced to Houston instead of the Boston or Hartford options.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Minnesota autumn hits so good after years in Arizona. Why yes, I will wear cozy warm clothing today.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 20/09/2026
NO ROOKIE HAS SCORED MORE 👏 With her first point today, Olivia Miles passes Caitlin Clark (769) for the most points scored by a rookie in WNBA history. #WNBASeason30 | 2026 Postseason Push | DraftKings
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A couple seasons ago I had a semi-successful NHL fantasy team named "Connors and Hugheses" that was all guys with names involving Connor, Jack, Luke, and Quinn. With just those four names I had SO many player options. That meme team ended up beating my actual team that I put effort into.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where you going? You moving to Texas? You going to buy one of those 5 BR/6.5 BA houses that’s all garage in front in Frisco, TX? With the faux brick facade? Your wife giving up Broadway and MoMA and driving to downtown Dallas? Eating at Capital Grille? STFU and open up that checkbook son
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Meg @megkel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
honestly there's no other way to say it, i am running out of words to express how disappointing nhl teams continue to be when it comes to believing women and fostering an environment where fans of all kinds feel safe.
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being a sports fan definitely requires private investigator skills #WNBA #NBA #NFL
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Chunkin’ Deuces✌️ @thiccceywicket.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I support the Mohegan Tribe trying to send billionaires to the bottom of the ocean #WNBA
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love her and I love this. Is there an award for answers like this? If not, there should be, and it should be the Cloud.
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my goodness, Olivia Miles behind the back pass to Kayla McBride for three #WNBA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If (when?) the Lynx win a title with Olivia Miles as the PG I think that the entire Chicago Sky front office should get a ring too.
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Take Flight @takeflightwnba.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This secondary logo is already classic.
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s official. The WNBA’s 16th team is the Cleveland Sirens.
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CavsWire @cavswire.substack.com · 04/08/2026
Cleveland's WNBA team has officially announced they will be known as the Cleveland Sirens. The team is set to debut in the 2028 season.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sometimes I forget not everyone plays TTRPGs or reads copious amounts of fantasy. My cat is named Cantrip and I keep getting asked what her name means. Before her I would have very confidently asserted that everyone knew that word 😬
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/07/2026
Welcome to Puppy Court
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/07/2026
We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Sens told him, "It's going down," and he was all like, "I know you want me"
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Trader Joe's labeling their eucalyptus not fit for animal consumption has really thrown a wrench in some koala-themed plans I had 🙄 It looks good in a vase with flowers, though!
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Years ago I applied for a job arranging marriages (I didn't get it), and I've been chasing the high of that prospect ever since. My dream job is still to get paid to read books while covered in puppies, but learning that matchmaker is an actual job easily made it my number two.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
as a horror writer, I can now confirm to you with evidence that anything can be horror, I just watched a man's face curl up in abject terror at the words "Why Is It Still Outside My House?"
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
FINALLY
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Evil Defeated
Alt: Evil Defeated
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Less: ChatGPT More: Researching amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Edinburgh during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lisa Simpson on stage lecturing to an auditorium full of people. there is a slide projected on a screen behind her. the slide says:

"The people who made
Jurassic Park didn't think it
was possible to transition from
female to male and that's why
they got eaten by dinosaurs.
Moral of the story ỈS, support
trans rights or g get eaten by dinosaurs"
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Timmy @brownriggy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My local comic shop did Free Comic Book Day right, and they put a bunch of stuff on sale. Relatedly, I wonder if @gailsimone.bsky.social is coming to the Twin Cities any time soon, because I have a thing I would love to ask her to sign. Look how pretty!
Cover of Birds of Prey omnibus volume 1 featuring 4 badass ladies in heroic poses looking ready to cause and/or solve trouble.
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
IT'S TOLVY TIME ALL THE TIME! ⏰ Eeli Tolvanen has been named the @NHL's 2nd Star of the Week! ⭐️
a graphic with three photos of Seattle Kraken forward Eeli Tolvanen, along with text reading: 2ND STAR OF THE WEEK, 3GP 2G 4A 6PTS, tied for league lead in scoring this week.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The real measure of how much it snowed is how buried my dinosaur statues are.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/12/2025
This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I chaperoned an elementary school field trip on Thursday, and today I am dying of the plague. These two things feel related.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit. This was not even on my radar as something to hope for.
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A dad’s trip down memory lane 🛣️ #SeaKraken forward Chandler Stephenson’s father, Curt, has been on plenty of dads’ trips, but his first Kraken one brought him back to Saskatchewan, raising his sons in front of his former neighbor: Coach Lane Lambert → bit.ly/StevieDad
Photo of Stevie and his father, Curt, walking to plane to Utah for dads & mentors trip.Photo of Stevie's dad Curt, holding his son's bobblehead at Kraken vs. Kings game.
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Is there a way for both teams to win?
A black dog with a fluffy tail wearing a Minnesota Wild shirt, and a black and white dog with curly fur wearing a Seattle Kraken coat
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I only switched to Tidal in October, but this tracks as far as my general taste in music goes.
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
20 years ago, a neighbor of the Xhekaj family handmade Arber and Florian a couple of matching /CanadiensMTL pillows... Tonight they suited up together with the Habs for the first time. (📸: /SimonaXhekaj)
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
New banner incoming...
Minnesota Frost championship banner getting ready to be raised
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Seattle Kraken (Bot) @notseattlekraken.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
ya done good, e-e-li 🙂‍↕️
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
hhhhuuurrggjjgghhhh god im tired
Hockey player Quinn Hughes from the Vancouver Canucks is in his hockey gear on the bench during a game. He is staring straight at the camera and looks as if he is experiencing visions so horrifying the normal human brain cannot comprehend them.
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Timmy @brownriggy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Words just uttered by my eldest child to my youngest: "You know back in the day when they didn't have phones? They had music discs." A crime has just been committed against me in my own home.
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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒 @skeletonkeyed.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Possibly Helpful Holiday Tip: some public library systems have cake pan collections so you can just check one out and return it instead of worrying about where the hell you're going to put a giant cornucopia-shaped pan after using it once!
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Alyssa @abrownrigg.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Depression has been kicking my ass lately, but I did have a brief moment of hope earlier that my brain chemistry will magically change with the seasons. Fingers crossed 🤞
Trees changing color from green to red at the edges
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