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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sorry Tim Hortons, none of these are real people
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sens are now 1-4-0 since I bought my daughter a Sens onesie
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A little birdie told me that Go Sens Go
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All part of the Philadelphia Flyers Cinematic Universe
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might start referring to mildly complex problems as brainers
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine like 5 years ago saying Samsonov, Vanecek, Kahkonen, and Brossoit would all be available for free
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano—a stage where every man must play a part, and mine a fucking sad one (Or, obviously, "Exit, pursued by a fucking bear")
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Johansson and Ersson. This is a masterstroke if GMSS has a way to get them to play goal at the same time.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when the Sens lost Thomson on waivers and everyone freaked out, and then they claimed him back like 3 days later, and then he played maybe 5 more games in the NHL total?
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last time the Sens developed a goalie who played well for the Sens for more than one season was Robin Lehner. Traded over 11 years ago.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@canadianshieldinstitute.ca Interested to hear your take on www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
theglobeandmail.com
Ottawa to help finance nationwide sovereign internet network, Carney says
New tax measures announced at PM’s investment summit will lower cost of building fibre-optic cables
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mark Stone should've won the Calder, but Klingberg should've won it over Ekblad
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want to make jokes about fomenting and for-mention, but the things Formenton (and the others) did are heinous. I don't think he or the Oilers deserve jokes.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's a little on the nose that it took $22.5M of AI tokens to win a $1M prize... techcrunch.com/2026/09/08/o...
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OpenAI fought dirty on career-making math problem, says NYU mathematician | TechCrunch
There is a $1 million bounty for the first person providing a solution to the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Will this be the year the Sens choose a hill?
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my weird self-jokes is putting the emphasis on the A in words with the prefix mega-, like megacity is emphasized like voracity
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spent 20 min in a meeting at work discussing hexagons. Is this what @hockeyviz.com's life is like?
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's funny that when something comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I wash it by hand, but when something comes out of the washing machine still dirty, I stick it back in for another cycle
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm old enough to remember when Kirk had zero career stolen bases. Kids these days will think it's an annual occurrence.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My favourite bit right now is to ask my daughter, "Where's Dada? Point at Dada." 100% chance she points, 2% chance it's at me.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So will Will Lankshear get a two-match ban for celebrating a goal when he was offside, or is "successful deception of a match official" a stupid arbitrary rule?
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Honest question: if there was an equivalent fine for not paying the billionaire tax, how many would pay it because it would feel like getting away with lower taxes?
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger The Tragically Pelvis
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Smoking is bad, always, but there's something heartwarming about watching the 60-year-old Québécoise woman and the 30-year-old Bangladeshi man form a genuine friendship at work over taking their smoke breaks together
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Was Brady Tkachuk more Jason Spezza or Alexei Yashin as captain? Yes! My first article for @silversevensens.com in a year www.silversevensens.com/ottawa-senat...
silversevensens.com
Five Thoughts: Brady Tkachuk's Eras Tour
Which former Sens captain's legacy best matches Brady Tkachuk's? All of them!
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My grandmother, who was 53 at the time, told her family that if the argument for a seatbelt was it might save her life, maybe she was ready to die
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of my daughter's bath toys is a grey seal, so of course every time she tries to put it in her mouth, I have to riff some version of the classic 90s song "Kiss from a Seal"
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's going down I'm yelling Tim Burton
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tonight's dinner: homemade burgers and fries, and sparkling rose (Note: the wine is not homemade)
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My daughter is like the reverse NYT Pitchbot Glenn Greenwald: "My mother, whom I love, has no right to feed me yogurt and oats, which I love, for breakfast, which I also love."
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'd call this absolute horses, but I guess it's just absolute horse
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The hilariously sad thing here is that Christian + Atheist + Muslim + Jewish = 130%. Americans think 150% of Americans live in America. (I'm sure Canada isn't much better.)
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I listened to this in heavy 401 traffic with my hockey-indifferent wife and she laughed out loud five times. If that's not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunscreen: won't clog pores My face: bet
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Highlights from the group chat
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Huge rejection of something that felt inevitable. Some good news in a tire fire of spiralling awfulness.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I cut off all the IV supplies at the hospital. I don't understand why people say I killed people, it's not like I sent these people to this hospital.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The thing none of you understand is I delete half the posts I start writing on Bluesky
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Might be done with kale for a little while
Image of a salad with kale, celery, and shredded carrots, with a dead wasp in the middle
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This post from the Nazi site sums up the problem with reported AI "breaches"
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Friends, I think the CBC logo is waffles
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Um ok
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Looking back at the 2019 draft class, would Shane Pinto go top-10 in a re-draft? I think he's top-12 for sure. www.eliteprospects.com/draft/nhl-en...
eliteprospects.com
NHL Draft 2019 - Every Pick by Team
See all 2019 NHL Draft picks with player details, draft positions, teams and profiles on Elite Prospects.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There's some real irony in it being the lettuce at Taco Bell giving people the runs
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
England may have outdone themselves this World Cup. An English raise hopes then disappoint for the ages.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the real story behind this viral photo is even more heartbreaking than the one the public created.
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The Woman in the Photo Wanted to Be Alone. Instead, She Went Viral.
America saw what it wanted to see on the face of its newest icon. And everyone saw it wrong.
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If my last name was Titsworth, I don't think I'd pick "nothing" as my number
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry not sorry I cackled at this one
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Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who you cheering for? Like for England, quote for Argentina, delete account for the asteroid
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