Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm sorry Tim Hortons, none of these are real people 150
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sens are now 1-4-0 since I bought my daughter a Sens onesie 031
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All part of the Philadelphia Flyers Cinematic Universe 010
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Might start referring to mildly complex problems as brainers 050
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagine like 5 years ago saying Samsonov, Vanecek, Kahkonen, and Brossoit would all be available for free 240
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano—a stage where every man must play a part, and mine a fucking sad one (Or, obviously, "Exit, pursued by a fucking bear") 021
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Johansson and Ersson. This is a masterstroke if GMSS has a way to get them to play goal at the same time. 060
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember when the Sens lost Thomson on waivers and everyone freaked out, and then they claimed him back like 3 days later, and then he played maybe 5 more games in the NHL total? 080
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The last time the Sens developed a goalie who played well for the Sens for more than one season was Robin Lehner. Traded over 11 years ago. 1101
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@canadianshieldinstitute.ca Interested to hear your take on www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...theglobeandmail.comOttawa to help finance nationwide sovereign internet network, Carney saysNew tax measures announced at PM’s investment summit will lower cost of building fibre-optic cables 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mark Stone should've won the Calder, but Klingberg should've won it over Ekblad 001
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I want to make jokes about fomenting and for-mention, but the things Formenton (and the others) did are heinous. I don't think he or the Oilers deserve jokes. 030
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's a little on the nose that it took $22.5M of AI tokens to win a $1M prize... techcrunch.com/2026/09/08/o...techcrunch.comOpenAI fought dirty on career-making math problem, says NYU mathematician | TechCrunchThere is a $1 million bounty for the first person providing a solution to the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem. 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One of my weird self-jokes is putting the emphasis on the A in words with the prefix mega-, like megacity is emphasized like voracity 110
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Spent 20 min in a meeting at work discussing hexagons. Is this what @hockeyviz.com's life is like? 350
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's funny that when something comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I wash it by hand, but when something comes out of the washing machine still dirty, I stick it back in for another cycle 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm old enough to remember when Kirk had zero career stolen bases. Kids these days will think it's an annual occurrence. 010
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My favourite bit right now is to ask my daughter, "Where's Dada? Point at Dada." 100% chance she points, 2% chance it's at me. 010
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So will Will Lankshear get a two-match ban for celebrating a goal when he was offside, or is "successful deception of a match official" a stupid arbitrary rule? 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Honest question: if there was an equivalent fine for not paying the billionaire tax, how many would pay it because it would feel like getting away with lower taxes? 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Smoking is bad, always, but there's something heartwarming about watching the 60-year-old Québécoise woman and the 30-year-old Bangladeshi man form a genuine friendship at work over taking their smoke breaks together 050
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Was Brady Tkachuk more Jason Spezza or Alexei Yashin as captain? Yes! My first article for @silversevensens.com in a year www.silversevensens.com/ottawa-senat...silversevensens.comFive Thoughts: Brady Tkachuk's Eras TourWhich former Sens captain's legacy best matches Brady Tkachuk's? All of them! 083
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My grandmother, who was 53 at the time, told her family that if the argument for a seatbelt was it might save her life, maybe she was ready to die 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One of my daughter's bath toys is a grey seal, so of course every time she tries to put it in her mouth, I have to riff some version of the classic 90s song "Kiss from a Seal" 130
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Tonight's dinner: homemade burgers and fries, and sparkling rose (Note: the wine is not homemade) 140
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My daughter is like the reverse NYT Pitchbot Glenn Greenwald: "My mother, whom I love, has no right to feed me yogurt and oats, which I love, for breakfast, which I also love." 040
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'd call this absolute horses, but I guess it's just absolute horse 020
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The hilariously sad thing here is that Christian + Atheist + Muslim + Jewish = 130%. Americans think 150% of Americans live in America. (I'm sure Canada isn't much better.) 110
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I listened to this in heavy 401 traffic with my hockey-indifferent wife and she laughed out loud five times. If that's not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is. 190
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Huge rejection of something that felt inevitable. Some good news in a tire fire of spiralling awfulness. 050
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I cut off all the IV supplies at the hospital. I don't understand why people say I killed people, it's not like I sent these people to this hospital. 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The thing none of you understand is I delete half the posts I start writing on Bluesky 050
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This post from the Nazi site sums up the problem with reported AI "breaches" 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Looking back at the 2019 draft class, would Shane Pinto go top-10 in a re-draft? I think he's top-12 for sure. www.eliteprospects.com/draft/nhl-en...eliteprospects.comNHL Draft 2019 - Every Pick by TeamSee all 2019 NHL Draft picks with player details, draft positions, teams and profiles on Elite Prospects. 000
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There's some real irony in it being the lettuce at Taco Bell giving people the runs 020
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 16/07/2026England may have outdone themselves this World Cup. An English raise hopes then disappoint for the ages. 251
Reposted by RossMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the real story behind this viral photo is even more heartbreaking than the one the public created.notus.orgThe Woman in the Photo Wanted to Be Alone. Instead, She Went Viral.America saw what it wanted to see on the face of its newest icon. And everyone saw it wrong. 372473751
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If my last name was Titsworth, I don't think I'd pick "nothing" as my number 011
Ross @sheer-rossyness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Who you cheering for? Like for England, quote for Argentina, delete account for the asteroid 010