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Agent Broflake

@abroflake.bsky.social
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I use problematic vector math to make things, sorry not sorry

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the plainly stated thesis of this article is that democratic voters disproportionate want and would benefit from a policy proposed by the party, and therefore they should not pursue that policy. apart from being tautological this is bizarre.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 13h
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Sony's Santa Monica Studio has made their stance clear:
They choose feminism over their jobs
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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David W (aka Flex NP) @rnflex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Full Retatrutide phase 3 obesity data published today. It's gonna take a minute to fill dissect this. The appendix alone has 70 pages of data. Long story short we created a drug that's almost too good. Huge chunks of people stopped or reduced doses from excess weight reductions.
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Retatrutide, a Triple Hormone Receptor Agonist, for Treatment of Obesity | NEJM
Retatrutide is a triple-receptor agonist of glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide, glucagon-like peptide-1, and glucagon receptors. In this phase 3, randomized, double-blind trial, we assign...
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes, i am saying this. literally this. i am saying that you should not care about water for 16,000 people when "growing alfalfa for export in deserts with approximately zero precipitation" is literally orders of magnitude more water and vastly more pointless.
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm probably the most normie lib 'I like Sorkin writing' person but I can't puzzle who this is for. like I am pretty sure every person pissed at facebook has a little more pressing concerns right now. it's like in the middle of WW2 someone releasing a movie dunking on herbert hoover
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just a seamless pivot from “these people are selling something that is useless and can’t do anything” to “here’s how to hold these people who sold this harmful thing” accountable.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t tell what kind of racism this is
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EIR 🔻 @eerie-icebreaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔥 -2 SLOTS OPEN!- 🔥 TYPE: ▫️simple PORTRAIT - $55 ▫️simple HALFBODY - $75 If you're interested: DM or eirlan.costaris@gmail.com ToS: eerieicebreaker.carrd.co I would be grateful for reposts ❤️
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not even picking on this guy in particular but I bet stuff seems way more random if you just decide to ignore every macro trend that annoys your priors
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 23/09/2026
The point here is not so much "lol Woke 1.0 still lives", but that people *tried* to do something good, and not only did their community not help it survive in original format, they actively tried to destroy it for trying to adapt. This is what a politics of irresponsibility looks like.
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 23/09/2026
Revolutionary ethics, for me, means: if something is of value, YOU SUPPORT IT with money or volunteer labor, AND with good will, or else it will disappear. "No material support, only critique" is the "no take, only throw" of subcultures - the mark of an infantilized and nihilistic worldview
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 24/09/2026
“Ellie why are you such a cop just becuase you don’t like social norms in your community that say you should remain locked in a room with your abusers for the rest of your life and never mention it to outsiders? Surely that couldn’t be anything like your abusive family life!”
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI: While it may be detrimental to agency morale the threat facing immigration enforcement is of such a serious nature we must inform you that, yes, you are all unfuckable losers.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
chat is that good
Picture of a Shell gas sign

Regular is $6.15
Diesel is $8.70
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Idk I just tried it for free and results were mixed, I put four paragraphs of my writing and then a paragraph that was an agent generated placeholder and I got 100% human
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The last four years has been the AI denialists clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog dunks on us over and over
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 16/09/2026
a lot of people think that faillison hired bari weiss to deliberately destroy CBS news and i think all of you need to consider the possibility that he hired her because he genuinely thought she would be successful.
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I had to name a single most infuriating aspect of social media, it would be this effect. It's what makes me visit bluesky less and less, tbh, when we see this happen to experts
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hailey @hailey.at · 10/09/2026
i had to see it so you do too
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Figured I’d give this a shot
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is going to go to extremely funny places as indie devs and small teams learn to lie about their AI use and their fans learn to pretend to believe them.
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is definitely one of the best ways to sum those guys up
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
" While unlikely, we cannot rule out that de-identified data derived from their usage of our products helped improve our models⁠." These assholes, lol
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
zzz  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    ∧_∧  people are just    ( ・ω・) organ burritos   _| ⊃/(___ / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lol
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r/accelerate • 7h ago
A Collection of Ed Zitron Predictions
"generative Al is a dead-end technology that has peaked" - Aug 2024
"so egregious that I am surprised it's not some kind of financial crime to say it out loud" — on OpenAl forecasting
$11.6B for 2025 (https://www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-openai-financials/) actual: $13.07B. source is his own scoop (https://www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-openai-financials/)
"artificial intelligence has three quarters to prove itself before the apocalypse comes" — Mar 2024
"OpenAl will collapse in the next 12-24 months" — Jul 2024
"If OpenAl doesn't either reduce their $8.5bn operating costs to $1bn or less and raise at least $5bn in the next year, they will die." - Jul 2024 2025 costs: $34B
"I predict its assets will be absorbed by Microsoft" — Dec 2025 filed for a ~$1T IPO six months later
"Both OpenAl and Anthropic have no possible route to acquisition or IPO" - Aug 2025 OpenAl and Anthropic both filed in June
"it's pretty easy to come to the conclusion that Cursor is going to die" - Jul 2025 Sold for $60 billion less than a year later
"Anthropic Is Bleeding Out" — Jul 2025
"I do not know how you come away from this story and not think Cohere is going to die"- May 2025
"agents don't exist. they're probably doing LLMs lol" - Feb 2025
"there is no iPhone moment coming, I'm afraid" - Apr 2024 1 billion weekly users
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
wake up and feed me mother
gargoyle looking ass cat sitting on my nightstand staring at me
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/08/2026
Every object oriented language introduction starts with showing the clean hierarchy of dog and cat inheriting from animal, while every real codebase is like
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the arguments that AI inference is forever too expensive to be profitable make no sense once you understand that 1) you can already run useful models on not particularly expensive home equipment and 2) unit costs are going to be cheaper at scale
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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 21/08/2026
The recent popularity of the move to blame AI firms for ineffective *marketing* is mostly: a) a lot of people now realize they were wrong to spend 3 yrs insisting the tech was useless + b) “I was wrong” is a sentence most humans can’t write. = c) “they explained it badly.”
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Agent Broflake @abroflake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you act like kiwifarms, you are wrong and the world would be improved by you not being in it.
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hailey @hailey.at · 21/08/2026
if you look at that behavior, even if you didn’t partake yourself, and go “yea that is warranted”, “what’s wrong with that”, or whatever else, you’re just as complicit as the folks doing the bullying.
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hailey @hailey.at · 21/08/2026
if youre in the group of people where folks are saying things like “keep bullying them it’s working”, “yea run them the fuck out of here no one wants them”, “even your cat thinks you’re a pathetic human”, or similar, it doesn’t matter how right you are about the thing you’re talking about.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
10,000 starship launches annually. By 2030. In 3 years there is going to be a market for this? There will be capability? Who is going on these launches? Where are they going? WHY are they going? At what price? Who's paying? Answer: Musk has no idea. He's just saying shit. There is no consequence.
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hailey @hailey.at · 19/08/2026
there is so much harm caused by AI right now that is going to proliferate exactly because a large portion of the left in politics cannot actually interact with AI-related topics without devolving into madness. its a real problem!!
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 20/08/2026
uh-oh! i upset one of bluesky's very special boys
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't think we should accept fundamentally right-wing framings about how people who work in offices don't have real jobs and are unmanly.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the fact that we end up in a war between online leftists and spreadsheet people mostly indicates that online leftists don't have jobs
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hailey @hailey.at · 21/08/2026
what an awful take you left here. im sure this is going to really solve things.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"spreadsheet people" is a real "other than that, mrs lincoln" from me
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i’m sorry but it’s just so funny for steven cheung, who looks like kirby ate mao zedong, to be calling anybody a cuck
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/08/2026
Bet you didn't imagine the Well Actually Humorless Killjoy would be one of the first Bluesky jobs lost to A.I.
lan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com • 14h
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them
"this is enough for another whole cat"
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Veratify @veratify.bsky.social
V found this claim is false. This is a well-known internet joke; there are no laws in any jurisdiction requiring pet owners to show cats their shed hair or say this phrase.
Real-time fact-checks on your feed:
https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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aly @aly.codes · 17/08/2026
data centers *are* the internet you dinguses
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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I was asked not to mention the Times at all. I’m choosing not to honor that norm, b/c silence abt how accountability journalism gets suppressed is itself a form of suppression.” Read the back story of how @nytimes.com and @thebulwark.com killed @adambonica.bsky.social’s piece. What a mf badass.
data4democracy.substack.com
With Fear and Favor
Institutions don’t have courage. They have incentives.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it should have been a big story that Marc Elias more or less squeezed all of Media Matters' money out of them and effectively bankrupted them when Elon sued, but it wasn't
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 15/08/2026
I think we need to kill the sentiment that people lose their right to personhood and you know, due process once they do something bad enough
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did this back on Xitter back in COVID days and saved screenshots when I left. It's got worse since.
I keep thinking about what would've happened if I'd pitchec a 2020 novel to an editor in 1998.

There's a global pandemic. Starts in China, spreads fast.

"You can't stop it, right?" editor says.

"Nope. You can't stop slow it. Masks like 1918, etc."

"Flu pandemic reference is nice," the editor says. "Wevdo this while we work on vaccine or cure?"

"Mostly we don't. A party makes it all political. If you do it, you're on the wrong side. So the virus spreads."

"Don't they come to their senses whrn it gets out of hand?"

"Not well. 2020 is an election year. And Internet talk is a big deal then. Everybody has a cell phone like a little computer...""Don't they spread information fast?" the editor says.

"Information. Misinformation. Disinformation, too."

Editor frowns. "This is pretty dark."

Me: "Oh. I forgot to tell you--while all this is going on, Donald Trump is President of the United States."

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!!"
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