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Roberta Sparrow

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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 7h
My BIL up cascade canyon in tetons
A gray boulder field with a man in bright pink clothes perched on a prominent rock is dwarfed by a looming, stark mountain landscape in the background. some sparse treeline scrub and just-turning leaves provide a splash of color in between.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 9h
Imagine getting worn down and capitulating at THIS point in the game lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A story in two parts
Kelly Clarkson
@kellyclarkson
X.com
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn't afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You're an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y'all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out
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Yesterday, Kelly Clarkson visited us in Brooklyn and inquired about buying "Molly," a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows we host here. Molly is permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale. However, the negative experience Kelly described on twitter would resonate with anyone who has ever felt judged in a shop.
At Art of Play whether someone comes in to make a purchase or simply look around for a while, they are equally welcome. We greet everyone who walks in the door with the invitation to "pick things up and play." And they do, many stay for hours enjoying our puzzles, games and toys.
Imagine our surprise when our small local business was suddenly attacked by 8 million people who have never visited our store. It's been a surreal experience to be the focus of such widespread outrage after just one mention by a celebrity.
Thanks to all our friends for their support and welcome to all the curious folks who have discovered us amidst the drama. We're going to keep our heads down and hopefully, we can clear things up with Kelly someday. As a talented popular singer once said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are soon going to have to come to grips with the fact that this shit is asbestos for the mind
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This kinda fucks ngl
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quietly mumbling "biological catholics" under my breath as I navigate the mean streets
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trafficking kids. Don't think we can 'turn the page' on this shit @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social unless you think the government should be trafficking kids. Fucking monster. Just wanna let them get away with this
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One absolutely does not wonder who this is subtweeting lmao
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Protests that started in Spain and then spread to France and Brazil have now started in Belgium. People are sick of being told there is 'no money' by billionaires who are becoming trillionaires.
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dogobelisk.bsky.social @dogobelisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One time I took my family out to eat for dinner at a nice-ish place for my mom’s birthday and my step dad wore this shirt
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's also not the drivers, it's more the cars themselves.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
but this is the mild measles, the one you want to get. Wash your hands, don't wear a mask or refuse to go to work or anything, consume more. it'll be fine
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I farted so hard I
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The Good Morning Man @thegoodmorningman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good Morning!!! Time for a drink!!!
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my god
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God said let there be light, so he has to shoulder some of the blame, too.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if I'm not there Don't look back Just go
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eyyy the name's Sal Monell, of the Typhi Monells!
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh baby oh baby
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 06/10/2026
the new firefox update sucks. thanks to YOSPOS, you can create a fix with this: go to `about:config` and set `toolkit.legacyUserProfileCustomizations.stylesheets` to `true` locate your profile FF directory in `about:support` create a folder named `chrome` and then create the file `userChrome.css`
// # the contents of the file `userChrome.css`

:root {
--toolbarbutton-border-radius: 0px !important;
--tab-border-radius: 0px !important;
 --arrowpanel-border-radius: 0px !important;
 --arrowpanel-menuitem-border-radius: 0px !important;
}

// # also do this for tab groups

  #tabContextMenu #context_moveTabToNewGroup {
    --toolbarbutton-border-radius: 0px !important;
    --tab-border-radius: 0px !important;
     --arrowpanel-border-radius: 0px !important;
     --arrowpanel-menuitem-border-radius: 0px !important;
  }
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Folks, sluggo is lit
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when the bear's not on screen, everyone should be asking, "where's the bear?"
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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lil dude is just chillin in my laundry
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Recreating Twitter over again indeed
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whose thick child is this
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HELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 03/10/2026
I wanna know everything I wanna be everywhere I wanna fuck everyone in the world I wanna do something that matters (playing Stardew Valley)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That ys great! The starte ys an Earthe Quake -- Foweles, Serpentes, An Aeroplane -- And Lenny Bruce nys not afrayde
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Jen 🏳️‍🌈 @nerodsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy September 30th everyone! 💛
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can do anything At autowarcom
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
radaronline.com
EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man I'm 42 years old how do I always end up under the chair during the horah cmon I know people get married later in life but please. Please!
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally me with the sickle
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Controversial opinion, Shout is a bad fuckin song and I want to dance to something else
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scaremyn! @carmyn.zone · 26/09/2026
this dude trying desperately not to laugh in the courtroom is killing me
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We contain multitudes lol
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Four years ago today, President Biden said, "The pandemic is over. We still have a problem with COVID." At the time, we were in the 5th COVlD wave. We're now in the 13th.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had a really oblivious moose bash its head into the window here lmao
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's really something. It gets more something as I get ancient, too, which rocks.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She yom on my kippur til I chag
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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