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Roberta Sparrow

@abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
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Don't bother the snakes Leave all the snakes... alone

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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10h
My BIL up cascade canyon in tetons
A gray boulder field with a man in bright pink clothes perched on a prominent rock is dwarfed by a looming, stark mountain landscape in the background. some sparse treeline scrub and just-turning leaves provide a splash of color in between.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
Lib shit
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
Further imagine that Games, and indeed specifically aesthetic concerns thereof, are the place where you concede haha, holy shit
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine getting worn down and capitulating at THIS point in the game lmao
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
Never, also free him
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
Bitch
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
Incorrect
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12h
They're taking up smoking because it's the last possible thing they can do to look cool having exhausted all other options
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As opposed to the Republicans themselves or
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Smoking his Smart Weed
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sounds like she's right at home in the Oops! All Cancer! Party
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A story in two parts
Kelly Clarkson
@kellyclarkson
X.com
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn't afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You're an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y'all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out
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Yesterday, Kelly Clarkson visited us in Brooklyn and inquired about buying "Molly," a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows we host here. Molly is permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale. However, the negative experience Kelly described on twitter would resonate with anyone who has ever felt judged in a shop.
At Art of Play whether someone comes in to make a purchase or simply look around for a while, they are equally welcome. We greet everyone who walks in the door with the invitation to "pick things up and play." And they do, many stay for hours enjoying our puzzles, games and toys.
Imagine our surprise when our small local business was suddenly attacked by 8 million people who have never visited our store. It's been a surreal experience to be the focus of such widespread outrage after just one mention by a celebrity.
Thanks to all our friends for their support and welcome to all the curious folks who have discovered us amidst the drama. We're going to keep our heads down and hopefully, we can clear things up with Kelly someday. As a talented popular singer once said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are soon going to have to come to grips with the fact that this shit is asbestos for the mind
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This kinda fucks ngl
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looks like a nega-Ray Smuckles project
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quietly mumbling "biological catholics" under my breath as I navigate the mean streets
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Message is in the medium eh?
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hell, same
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trafficking kids. Don't think we can 'turn the page' on this shit @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social unless you think the government should be trafficking kids. Fucking monster. Just wanna let them get away with this
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ed. note: a perfect angel
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grotesque
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One absolutely does not wonder who this is subtweeting lmao
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Protests that started in Spain and then spread to France and Brazil have now started in Belgium. People are sick of being told there is 'no money' by billionaires who are becoming trillionaires.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did anybody expect anything else from this crystal clear IP mine
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dogobelisk.bsky.social @dogobelisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One time I took my family out to eat for dinner at a nice-ish place for my mom’s birthday and my step dad wore this shirt
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also, there is no such thing as a good driver. all personal motor vehicle drivers become immediately and instantly deranged by virtue of their control of any inhuman number of tons of steel and rubber
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said "the cars", inclusive, size is irrelevant. no cars, no drivers, simple as.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's also not the drivers, it's more the cars themselves.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who's we
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
but this is the mild measles, the one you want to get. Wash your hands, don't wear a mask or refuse to go to work or anything, consume more. it'll be fine
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh is that what the referemce is thanks i wasnt sure
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah if Americans were half so hard as the French 2020 would have gone quite differently
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I farted so hard I
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The Good Morning Man @thegoodmorningman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good Morning!!! Time for a drink!!!
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got some bad news about Democrats
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When they left him out of box car racer the stakes became pretty clear Also my buddy got beaned by a thrown beer bottle at the new world when he was on stage. Tbf, that was pretty cool, when we were 15
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my god
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aliens are real
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God said let there be light, so he has to shoulder some of the blame, too.
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if I'm not there Don't look back Just go
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eyyy the name's Sal Monell, of the Typhi Monells!
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're on a vibe here
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh baby oh baby
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She is perfect
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Roberta Sparrow @abigbagofkeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohhhh, a guym!
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