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Abdullahi Mohamed

@abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social
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A joke who makes jokes, a writer who writes things & a very tired cricket fan. There will be Brooklyn 99 memes. For enquiries, email abdullahimohamed2002@yahoo.com

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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of us is on the Celebrity Traitors tonight (hint; it's not me)
James Acaster & moi (from March 2026)
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#justice4grenfell is coming, even nearly 10 years later. The companies involved should be forced to pay significant prices for allowing 72 innocent people to burn to death for their indescribable levels of greed & negligence www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Grenfell fire police investigators hand files on 20 firms and 54 people to CPS
Met calls move ‘milestone’ moment that paves way for ‘very best possible evidence for charging decisions’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i feel like i'm watching more ad breaks than bakes. can't believe they ain't advertised greggs lol #GBBO
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From my instagram story:
"Manchesterism in Liverpool", referring to prime minister Andy Burnham giving a keynote speech at the Labour party conference in Liverpool
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a *very* important point.
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is doing his first Labour conference speech later. What is the likelihood that he'll be interrupted by protesters like the last few conferences? Can't wait to find out (:)
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fork found in kitchen, toilet found in bathroom, tv found in living room etc etc
The Telegraph: "Restore [Britain] is being hijacked by racists, says former candidate. Ex-Royal Marine [Jez Hermer] accuses party leaders of failing to stop a 'rapid charge to the [far-right]'"
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Netanyahu, seen explaining how many genocides he's involved in", Paddy Young NEVER misses. 🎯🍉 #SNLUK
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gavin Bazunu has my ultimate respect. The idea of Ireland playing Israel, which is committing genocide in Gaza, should've been unthinkable from the start. Facing sanctions for boycotting this game would hurt significantly less than what Palestinians are suffering from. 🇮🇪🇵🇸 www.rte.ie/sport/soccer...
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Bazunu: 'I feel it would be wrong to participate'
Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Gavin Bazunu has released a statement on his withdrawal from the squad, saying he felt "it would be wrong to participate" in the Israel fixture in light of the atrocitie...
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gavin Bazunu 💚⚪️🧡🇵🇸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The time has come for the rest of the players to stand alongside him and refuse to face Israel.
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A very good day to not be a Manchester City fan. #AFC #CPFC
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guess which party - recently given £72 million by crypto billionaires - runs this council www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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South Tyneside Council nursery closures decision 'devastating'
Councillors confirm that all 10 Stanley's nurseries in South Tyneside will close by July 2027.
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Cat Neilan @catneilan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chris Philp's new job title just dropped
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"To my mind there is only one way to describe those marches: they are hate marches.” Suella Braverman on the Palestine protests, 30 October 2023.
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get this evil detty war criminal off our screens. @un.org
A blurred version of Israeli prime minister & war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu speaking at the United Nations (as covered by BBC News)
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So that makes it two men born Daniel Thomas who've been arrested in the past week or so ey. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW YORK (AP) — Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for a 2006 sex crime in New York.
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So that makes Friday 'encore day' then
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...
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BBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappeared
While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If this fucker gets the same treatment that the Palestine action/Just stop oil people have done, i'll be surprised.. clown world🤡
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you're interested to know how my day was going, I went from Channel 4 News to brand new Bake Off with added @nigella.bsky.social. Baking news etc. 📰🍰 #GBBO
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, imagine the response to a column asking why a Premier League team has a Jewish supporters group.
Michael Deacon
Why do Man Utd have a Muslim supporters’ group?
Sir Jim Ratcliffe must go, declares an organisation for the team’s Islamic fans. There’s just one thing puzzling
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tonight is the 21st night of September. Don't believe me, believe Earth, Wind & Fire.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Left: Ed Sheeran at Philadelphia’s Lincoln Financial Field, "I've tried in my career not to be a political commentator at any time" Right: Except that time Ed Sheeran shot a music video in Kyiv, did a concert for Ukraine, because, "I just wanted to so something, rather than not do anything"
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In June, i went to a recording of an episode of Antiques Roadshow at Valentines Mansion in Ilford. The episode has just aired on BBC One & if you watch back on iPlayer, you may see a lil background cameo of moi... #antiquesroadshow
A photo of me standing beside the show's logoThe red deckchairs of AR are well comfy it seems Here is Antiques Roadshow's mmain presenter Fiona Bruce That cameo of me on the show, which aired on BBC1 (taken through iplayer cos i forgot to take a photo of it on tv)
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s so crazy that Ed Sheeran read that fuckass statement from a teleprompter SO OBVIOUSLY. Bro is complicitmaxxing at every possible juncture
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The writers & performers on tonight's #SNLUK cold open are geniuses #sittingonthefence
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's very wonderful (& also very sad) to hear @huwstephensdj.bsky.social on 6 Music honour the legacy & artistry of Sway. 💛
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm very sad to hear that Sway Dasafo has died. He proved an integral part of UK hip hop history with his shock win for hip-hop act at the 2005 Mobos. His song Saturday Night Hustle has been my constant favourite for a couple of years. May he rest in peace. 🌹 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Sway, Mobo-winning British rapper, dies aged 44
Rapper won prestigious award as an unsigned artist before breaking UK Top 10 and nurturing artists including KSI
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hope you & your army of balaclava-wearing shitty men are happy now, "Danny Tommo" www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
independent.co.uk
RNLI closes Portsmouth lifeboat station after huge anti-migrant protests
RNLI volunteers were branded ‘traitors’ after bringing migrants ashore
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
RIEP to Bonnie Greer. One of the greats of our modern era. 🌹
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"There is a reason I do not use my professional platform for politics - my audience includes young people, often children, of all backgrounds. Those who come to my shows do not expect a political forum." Ed Sheeran, 15 September 2026. www.unicefusa.org/stories/more...
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More Than 64,000 Children Killed or Injured in Gaza Since October 2023
Despite a nominal ceasefire, the number of child casualties keeps climbing.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington Community Choir are supporting Ed Sheeran on tour x
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026
“Why do people hate that I don’t want kids to be killed and starved?” — Ms. Rachel talks to Rolling Stone about the backlash she faced for supporting Palestine, recalling moments when she felt like everyone hated her. (www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...)
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran could have supported Macklemore & prevented him for being dropped from the tour, but he went along with the pretence of being "apolitical". My new article 🇵🇸 abdulmohamedwrites.substack.com/p/ed-sheeran...
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Ed Sheeran can claim innocence for Macklemore being dropped from his tour, but it’s not good enough
As the furore continues, I ask this: can you really be “apolitical” if your support act is removed for loudly supporting the freedom of Palestinians?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope Ed Sheeran does try to enjoy his tour without Macklemore (who was dropped under his watch), Finneas, Lukas Graham, Aaron Rowe, Beoga & probably a bunch of fans. He could ask Boy George & P!nk to support him instead. 🍉
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm not sure if robert kraft quite grasps what he started
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 15/09/2026
Sir Robin Knox-Johnston: "That's what the lifeboat does. It saves lives at sea. That's its job." "And this is an international duty. Everyone who goes to sea knows, in the event of someone being in difficulty, you go to their assistance." The abuse the RNLI have faced is a disgrace.
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The leader of Reform UK in Wales has stepped down as leader following being arrested on suspicion of assault and engaging and controlling/coercive behaviour. He denies any wrongdoing. This is a developing story. Subscribe to the newsletter for full details.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore has been dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour for advocating for a free Palestine, which a growing majority of Americans support. Meanwhile unrepentant abuser Chris Brown was just presented with a congressional honor on his tour
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nigel Farage is a political conman. He claims to represent the man in the street - but he's the champion of the filthy rich. New column: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some of the stadiums* that made Ed Sheeran drop Macklemore from his US tour are allowing Kanye West to perform despite his history of antisemitism & support for Hitler. But supporting the freedom of Palestinians is not okay?? Not like there's any hypocrisy there…
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Abdullahi Mohamed @abdulmohamedwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huge appreciation for Macklemore. An example of sticking with your values even if it costs consequences because some people are more offended by your views on Palestinians being bombed than by Palestinians being bombed. ✊🏾🇵🇸💛
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
Here is AOC and Mamdani laughing at the solemn 9/11 commemoration. Oh wait…
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